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Magnus: Are you saying you like me, or not?
Alec: Are YOU saying you like ME, or not?
Magnus: I'm saying I like you!
Alec: Well, then I'm saying I like YOU!
Magnus: Fine!
Alec: FINE! Then I guess we're dating!
Magnus: FINE!
Alec: FINE!
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Clary: Would you say that you are a typical example of your sex?
Jace: I am...
Jace: Above average.
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You're important to me, you piece of shit.
Raphael to Simon, probably
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Jace: I really thought I hit rock bottom
Jace: But today, it's like there's rock bottom
Jace: then 50ft of crap
Jace: then me
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Simon: Hey Jace, are you a morning person or a night person?
Jace: buddy
Jace: I’m barely even a person
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Magnus: I don't really have the time, I'm so busy.
Jace: Busy? All you do is instagram.
Magnus: Not true. I tweet, I snap.
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Alec: Do you know what time it is!?
Izzy: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, Alec.
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I just wanna be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.
Simon, to Clary
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Magnus: I have direction!
Alec: Yeah. Towards the mall.
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Sorry I'm late. Everybody was just stopping me telling me how good I look.
Magnus
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Jace: not today, satan
Valentine: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me
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Jace: Are you scared?
Simon: In this economy, who wouldn't be?
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I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Jace
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Max: Um, is there alcohol in this?
Magnus: Oh god, honey. No. What kind of Father do you think I am?
Magnus: Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.
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You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Jace
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Camille: You know what I think? I think that the right woman could reform you.
Magnus: You know, I think that the right woman could reform you, too.
Camille: Me? Give up men? Forget it!
Magnus: You took the words right out of my mouth.
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He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Magnus, about Alec
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