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from the episode “the one where bob comes out as bi” 

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Doomed siblings enjoyers when the one that dedicated their whole life to trying to live up to their parents is still worse at it than their sibling who spent their whole life rejecting them

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Person with migraine aura today: Ow ow ow my head hurts and all I can see is TV static :(

Nineteenth century doctors describing migraine aura with the manic horror of a lovecraftian horror protagonist:

At first it looked just like the spot which you see after having looked at the sun or some bright object; I thought it might be an eyelash in the way, or something of that sort, but I was soon undeceived when it began to increase…

When it was in its height it seemed like a fortified town with bastions all round it, these bastions being coloured most gorgeously... All the interior of the fortification, so to speak, was boiling and rolling about in a most wonderful manner as if it was some thick liquid all alive. (Hubert Airy, 1856)

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im so normal abt sibling relationships in media i swear

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my sanctuary, you're holy to me

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should've taken a break not an oxford comma

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I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

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started rogue trader. figuring out how to draw heinrix. he has compelled me

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REACH OUT, TOUCH FAITH

vesper von valancius, the worlds most okayest rogue trader

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the butcher of barovia

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we met THE manservant of all time!!!!! he was serving 😐 he was serving 😑. im obsessed with him.

he brought with him a letter for Ismark- as well as for Us! we're invited to castle ravenloft for dinner with the count. we decided to take them up on the opportunity because our wizard's hubris needs scratching. im sooooo excited!

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thinking about ez. sure hope she's doing okay. ez if you're out there im free on wednesdays please meet me in barovia

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breaking news: asshole writer torments best friend with flashlight directly to face