Back to homeschool! Someone fucking kill me!
0 notes
Someone smells like they used a pumpkin spice donut as deoterant and did a armpit fart drive by
0 notes
Sometimes I like to style my pubes like how Jews style their hair cause they’re curly and dark and it kinda looks like a Jewish man’s head
Jewbes
0 notes
Wow my friends message me “die” and in my mind it renders as German first
Is this how billingual people feel
0 notes
I’m learning German and when I’m good enough I’ll start freaking out in German and acting like idk how I just started speaking it and I don’t even know German
So it’s a secret
Only person who knows is one of my online friends
0 notes
Edging 101:
Jerk off to gross ugly fat bitches so you don’t cum😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
0 notes
There’s gonna be a school trip to ny (and dc but that doesn’t matter)
And it’s inspiring me to actually stay in school and not to go bacj to homeschool
Schools hard but I’m harder when I get a good slice of ny pizza
1 note
·
View note
CELEBERTY NUMBA 6 HAS BEEN FOUND!!!!!
0 notes
Bruh what was I doing last night posting gay ass vent posts😭😭😭😭
0 notes
They looked right at me when talking about the Georgia shooter
“I’m like scared to come to school now, there’s a lot of emo kids that might shoot it up”
And she looked right at me
I know they were talking about me
I would never do that
Why can’t I be normal
0 notes
Bbbuttt what about the babies in Palestine!!!
Sucks to suck they’re all gonna turn out to be terrorists anyways
2 notes
·
View notes
Anyone out there who’s name is Bree can have the username breetlejuice
Or even just breetle
Idk if enyone will get it tho
0 notes
If someone is mixed and you wanna make a racist joke towards them but you are polite so first you ask “Are you okay with jokes about your..”
But you can’t type the last word because they’re mixed and you don’t know if you say race or races
0 notes
Nikacado new video is ai
0 notes
I have been listening to a make friends subliminal and my old online friend commented on my TikTok today? Not really what I was aiming for but I’ll take it
0 notes
I the donkey milkers
0 notes
I pucking hate poeplel who post about after care
Shit the FUCK up I don’t wanna know you just fucked
Might as well tell me everything that happened today
Tell me every step you walk, every toot you fart, every shit you take
Wanna know what happened to me today?
I took a shit and my asshole hurts
It might hurt cause I have hemmoroid
How about that chosokamoswife0
Do you wanna know about that chosokamoswife0
0 notes