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come back alive

rebecca rahrer digital 2015

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Robert Lefèvre, The empress Joséphine, detail, 1805

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Vegan Coconut Ginger Green Tea Latte.  This delicious drink is a great way to boost your metabolism and get your day off to a good start.  It would be the perfect addition to a Mother’s Day breakfast in bed!  

Recipe Here. 

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ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

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Prince Harry sticking his tongue out :) 

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The Queen with Prince Harry spam

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fashion encyclopedia: Georges Chakra spring 2015 couture

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I am having WAYYYYY to much fun with the S.E.L.F.I.E Camera..

Me and my current sidekick, Phaenna

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THE CATQUISITION

Catpanions, Catvisors and the Morricat Family.

Meow meow

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H.M. Queen Elizabeth II Christmas speech.

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Christmas Playlist

Trans Siberian Orchestra | Carol Of The Bells

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"Russia will never become a Prussia’s province or a toy in the hands of political gamers. Only they don’t know about this yet…"

Yuliya Snigir as Catherine the Great, tv series (2015). {trailer}

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Disney’s Snow White and Seven Dwarfs (1937)

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Costume designed by Walter Plunkett for Vivien Leigh in Gone With the Wind (1939)

From the collection of Jim Tumblin via The Wayfarer

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Get out of your hot chocolate rut this year and try out one of these 10 amazing combinations! My personal Favorite? The Aztec! http://www.sheknows.com/food-and-recipes/articles/1054517/delicious-hot-chocolate-recipes-infographic

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4th May 1471, battle of Tewkesbury