chiantidinner
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chiantidinner · 5 months ago
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Colin never believed he deserved Penelope's love. That's what he ment when he said he never dreamed courting someone like her. He always felt the need to earned her love. But love doesn't need to be earned. It's just part of us.
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chiantidinner · 1 year ago
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you should draw the bitey scene but with animal tom and shiv. they bite
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they bite ❤️
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chiantidinner · 1 year ago
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No offense nothing will ever go as hard as the New York magazine photo shoots for succession
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chiantidinner · 1 year ago
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god and how FUCKED is it that the succession ultimately hinged on shiv’s choice, but it was actually no choice at all. your brother (empty husk groomed for power his whole life) or your husband (empty husk who craved power his whole life). for five minutes she had the most power in the room, but it was actually nothing.
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chiantidinner · 1 year ago
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i'm curious to know the ratio of writers to readers on ao3 so here's a poll. when i say writer, i mean people who have published works on ao3, doesn't matter if it's once, or if it was ages ago, or if it's a regular occurrence. when i say reader, i mean people who have never published a work on ao3. the reader vote still counts if you don't have an account on ao3. if you're a writer who is also an active reader, please still click on the "writer" option!
please do boost this so it reaches a larger sample space!
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chiantidinner · 1 year ago
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i like that frank's name is frank because he is frankly the most frank person in the entire list of characters in succession
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chiantidinner · 1 year ago
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if she breaks my heart i'll be fine! i'll tell her story better than she tells mine!
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chiantidinner · 1 year ago
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The Aerodynamics of Shiv Roy's hair: Season 2
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chiantidinner · 1 year ago
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Disney is going to stop selling DVDs and Blu-rays in Australia and to think of what this means for accessibility, residuals, quality, public libraries here etc and the precedent this will set for other studios and distributors around the world oh it's never been more over
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chiantidinner · 1 year ago
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I’m angry. My dad died. And my mom is a fucking disaster. And my husband is… And Kerry, and Marcia, and— it— it— feels like I’m the only one who lost something that they actually fucking wanted here and it’s not coming back, so…yeah.
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chiantidinner · 1 year ago
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I got Mommed.
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chiantidinner · 1 year ago
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chiantidinner · 2 years ago
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Why do you write like you’re
                                                                                                            running out of t i m e ?
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chiantidinner · 2 years ago
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goat and a pig! a couple of livestock, living the life, stuck together in harmony
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chiantidinner · 2 years ago
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"So, Hopper's doing some actual police work and looking for that kid. Im surprised he's able to"
"Ah come on, that's a bit unfair. Plus, you know, he's motivated. What with his own kid dying and this one being Joyce Byers' boy and all. You remember how they used to be"
"Oh yeah, I remember. Never could figure out why those two didn't get their act together and do something about it"
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"Apparently he's been getting pretty involved in the Byers boy's hospital visits"
"Bet he realised he missed his chance. He waited too long and that Bob fella swooped right in"
"Well Joyce doesn't exactly seem to mind him hanging around"
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"He adopted a kid?"
"That's what I heard. A teenager. Apparently they're living in that cabin that's been in his family for ages"
"This man goes from sleeping with every woman he can find to following Joyce Byers around like he's got a schoolboy crush, and now he's adopting a kid"
"I don't know what to tell you"
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"OK he goes to that store nearly every day and I swear she watches out for him every time. There's definitely something going on"
"Well she deserves something after what happened with that poor Bob fella"
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"I can't believe it. One day we're gossiping about him sitting alone in a restaurant, the next he's dead. It just doesn't feel real"
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"I heard she's taking the kid with her"
"What kid?"
"You know, Hopper's kid. The one he adopted"
"Really? Surely something was going on with them then"
"Exactly"
"Wow poor Joyce. That's two boyfriends in a row"
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"He's alive?!"
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chiantidinner · 2 years ago
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THE BRAINROT IS REAL
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chiantidinner · 2 years ago
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As a father figure, you may one day be tasked with cutting open a child. We ask that you remain calm and get it over with already.
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