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I’ve lost control of my life and turned Childe into a catboy

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Happy Birthday, @geolapis​ !

Since you’ve spend all this time showing me around and making me buy stuff from Liyue, I figured to give you something from my own homeland this time. 

Here’s a lacquer box with a painting of Liyue Harbor on it. Inside the box you will find an assortment of chocolates, as well as a piece of amber I saw that reminder me of your eyes.

I know you've probably had thousands of birthdays already, but since it's your first year living a "normal human" life, I figured we should celebrate it anyway.

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WAH.

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geolapis​:

      “Merely because you never ask if they have any usefulness other than selling well.” Just like how Childe never ask Zhongli if he was the Lord of Geo or not. Well that was a discussion for a different day. Nodding to himself, Zhongli made it clear that the young man from Snezhaya would need more knowledge about Cor Lapis. “When the Cor Lapis is heated up, the pure Geo energy that’s store within the stone slowly release through your body allowing your muscle to relax as well as creating balance and harmony for your system.” 

But here is the most important task,

“Now Childe, we must fetch Cor Lapis of grade two value.” 

            Well - that is quite true, seeing as he didn’t find any personal uses for the ore. But that doesn’t mean he’s not interested in learning more about that. He listens intently to Zhongli’s explanation, nodding along the way. “I’d like to see that in action, sure -”

            …Wait a minute.

            “Hold on, how are we going to know it’s grade 2? ….And how are we gonna go farm it?”

            Bow and polearm user team problems, man.

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casually goes to dragonspine with an exposed stomach

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lyreplayed​:

“Only one way to find out, which limb do you value the least and will it grow back??”

“ Hahahahaha! I’m sorry to say, but my limbs are not for sale. ”

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“ You’re all a thousand years too early to get a piece of me! ”

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lyreplayed​:

“…So like…. oatmeal?”

“ I guess? But I’d like to think I’d be less boring than oatmeal... ”

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lyreplayed​:

“Do the rich taste like sausages or grease?? If they do I’m not eating them -    -”

“I don’t think being rich with money means they’re also rich in flavor, if you catch my drift.”

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i can’t stop thinking of pro gamer childe help

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morememesforall​:

word prompts compilation

complies THIS MEME // THIS MEME // THIS MEME

ADD ++ FOR REVERSE

[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention

[ wake ] for your muse to wake mine

[ cover ]  for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket

[ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc.

[ kiss ]  for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning

[ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair

[ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair

[ embrace ]  for your muse to hold mine

[ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room

[ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer

[ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger

[ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s

[ weep ]  for your muse to catch mine crying

[ eat ] for your muse to offer mine food

[ hit ] for your muse to attack mine

[ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance

[ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine

[ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap

[ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring

[ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually

[ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support

[ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm

[ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand

[ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did

[ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine

[ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap

[ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down

[ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away

[ dream ] for my muse to share dream with yours

[ nightmare ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare

[ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation

[ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury

[ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine

[ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger

[ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine

[ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine 

[ goodbye ] for my muse kissing and/or hugging your muse goodbye

[ secrets ]   my  muse  sharing/confiding  a secret

[ bloody ]   for your  muse  coming  to  my  muse  with  blood  stains 

[ drunk ]   your  muse  takes  care  of my very drunk muse 

[ bed ]  my  muse wakes up in  the  same bed as your muse with little  recollection  of  the  night  before

[ scream ]   my  muse  hears  your  muse  scream  and  runs  to  them

[ trail ]   my  muse  watches  as  your  muse  traces  one  of  my  muses  scars,  asking  them  about  it

[ piggyback ]   my  muse  gives  yours  a  piggyback  ride

[ jump ]   my  muse  holding  yours  up  by  their  thighs

[ carry ]   my  muse  carries  your  muse  to  their  house

[ lighter ]   my  muse  pulls  out  a  lighter  and  lights  it  for  your  muse  to  use  to  light  their  cigarette

[ shot ] my  muse  gets  shot  and  struggles  to  your  muses for aid

[ wound ] my  muse  patches  and  bandages  a  wound  your  muse  has  gotten

[ fight ]   my  muse  stops  your  muse  from  getting  into  a  physical  fight  with  someone  else

[ arrest ]   your  muse  finds  my  muse  arrested  in  cuffs  

[ hospital ]   my  muse  awakens  in  a  hospital,  finding  your  muse  by  their  side,  asking  what  happened

[ betrayal ] my  muse  finds  out  that  your  muse  has  betrayed  them and  confronts  them  about  it

[ nude ] my  muse  walks  in  on  your  muse  accidentally  seeing  them  naked

[ karaoke ]  for our muses to sing together

[ wet ]   your muse  strips  down  to  their  under  garments  and  runs  into  the  water,  motioning  for my muse  to  join  them

[ crawl ]  for  your  muse  to  crawl  into  bed  with  mine .

[ flower ]  for  your  muse  to  offer  my  muse  their  favourite  flower

[ gift ]  for  my  muse  to  surprise  your muse  with  a  gift

[ homemade gift ]  for  my  muse  to  make  your muse  a  gift

[ bestow ] for your muse to give my muse a gift, bought or handmade ( bonus if you add what it is )

[ serenade ]  for  my  muse  to  sing  to  your  muse

[ caress ]  for  your  muse  to  gently  run  their  hand  down  my  muse’s  face

[ caught ]  for  your  muse  to  catch  my  muse  wearing  their  shirt .

[ love letter ]  for  your  muse  to  give  my  muse  a  love  letter  they  wrote  for  them

[ boop ]  for  your  muse  to  boop  my  muse  on  the  nose

[ date ]  for  my muse  to  ask  your  muse  to  go  on  a  date

[ confess ]  for my muse  to  confess  their  feelings  to  your  muse

[ sleepy ]  for  my muse  to  slowly  fall  alseep  on  your muse

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geolapis​:

      Childe look rather annoyed with something. Ah, perhaps the wounds he had to deal with in his Foul Legacy transformation were still lingering on him which caused the young man much annoyance. Zhongli understood that feeling somewhat well but if anything, Xiao, would be better off to ask when it comes to pain. 

“Childe, would you like me to give you a hot stone massage? The purity of Cor Lapis would greatly benefit your body.”  

            He's annoyed alright, although the after-effects of his transformation weren't exactly the source of it. No, it's this very man in front of Childe that happens to be the cause of his woes. It's rare for the Harbinger's losses to put him in a salty mood, but being reminded of Zhongli's prior machinations is enough to make him pout.

            Funny how you would think he should consult Xiao, xiansheng. If anything, the adeptus would try to deal more pain instead.

            Still, that genuinely piqued his attention. "I didn't know you could use Cor Lapis to such effect."

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every week I kick my own ass and pray he gives himself his own talent mats

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            HE IS A BREWING STORM IN HUMAN FORM. Do not let his cheerful exterior fool you, for he is the dangerous vanguard of the Fatui Harbingers. Childe's high status and wealth do not matter much for him, for the currency he deals with is in his strength. One day, he will conquer all the gods and demons and stand triumphant as a human being. Want to meet this friendly bad guy? Leave a REBLOG & a LIKE if you're interested!

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gently…

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