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another thing that stands out to me on reread is how eager sqq is for company and excitement. when they're investigating the skinner demon, he's so sad to have to stay in his room and not go to the market, and he's so excited that someone has come to talk to him and keep him company when ming fan shows up to update him on the investigation. with what limited insight we have into his life as shen yuan, it makes me wonder just how miserable he must've been. the common interpretation is that he was a shut-in without many friends, and seeing just how social he is as sqq (despite being restrained by sqq's misanthropic reputation!) he must have really been quite lonely and unhappy

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Wei Wuxian: So I've tried every talisman, array, curse, whatever, that I can think of, and I do think it's actually impossible for me to get pregnant.

Shen Qingqiu: Oh. That's something you want to do. Well in my world it's been theorized that impregnating a man would not be beyond the powers of a demon lord, but I haven't allowed Binghe to try and figure out if it's true. Ha! With all the ridiculous shit Airplane added to my world I wouldn't be surprised if we have a plant or spell or something that can let a man get pregnant.

Wei Wuxian: ...what.

Xie Lian: My world has a pill that a man can take to let him get pregnant.

Wei Wuxian: you're telling me that both of your worlds have male pregnancy aids?

Shen Qingqiu: hey, I only said that I wouldn't be surprised if it did...

Xie Lian: Actually I could probably change genders to get pregnant too. Or I could impregnate San Lang. I guess there are a few different options.

Wei Wuxian: ....

Wei Wuxian tapping the glass of his enclosure: I want to talk to the person in charge here. MXTX I need a word.

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Cucumber bro shits on airplane for not remembering the novel, but for Airplane, it's been 30+ years. I opened Google docs, and I found an essay from this month. I'm already like: Where did you come from, where did you go, cotton eye joe. He wrote 6666 chapters. It's amazing that he remembers anything.

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So I've started reading Scum Villain and...I have already embarrassed myself.

I was making a joke about Shen Yuan's hatred of bad writing to my mom and then launched into my own rant about bad writing.

Truly a character who speaks to me already

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My controversial opinion is that I think people get so caught up in Binghe being so obviously inspired by cringe ocs that they complete ignore that hua cheng is honestly even more of a cringe DeviantArt oc than he is. Born with evil cursed black and red heterochromia died at age 17 to become a powerful supreme ghost king and he has a magic sword made of his own eyeball he gouged out and he can shape shift and turn into butterflies and and

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I may have proper thoughts soon but...I just can't process things

(I am filling the void by inhaling fanfic and starting svsss)

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So...I have finished MDZS

Fuck.

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I hate it when people expect me to talk, like is my “mnn” not good enough for you? :/

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recoloured an old sangcheng drawing... hopefully the colours will translate in print lol lmao :')

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Honestly if Wei Wuxian drank wine like a slut, flirted and sword fought my repressed ass under the soft mantel of the moonlight, I would fall in love with him too.

You ain’t special Lan Wangji

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Au where everything is the same except after punching Jin Zixuan, Wei Wuxian does some thinking.

Jiang Yanli deserves to have the best husband ever. The best way to find the best husband ever is to look for the best all-around guy ever. Lan Zhan is the best guy ever.

Wei Wuxian starts trying to set them up and we jump cut to Lan Zhan sobbing to his brother (or the closest thing to sobbing he's capable of) because he's not just being friend zoned. His being brother-in-law zoned

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I just read a spoiler...

Nobody talk to me for the foreseeable future

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If Lan Xichen doesn't survive I am going on a rampage

I swear to god, keep my favourite alive FOR ONCE

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He's doing. his best.

Inspired by a post by @allpiesforourown

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"But this time he was no longer alone"

DON'T DROP LINES LIKE THAT ON ME SO SUDDENLY

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If Lan Xichen doesn't survive I am going on a rampage

I swear to god, keep my favourite alive FOR ONCE