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Abandoning, sorry!

Hello everyone, Super sorry that I'm doing this after so many people have followed me, but I have finally bitten the bullet and dropped Obey Me. its always had a lot of things that drive me nuts (poor story, not enough characterization for the side characters, awful ugly outfits, never getting the cards i want, honestly a lot of the cards are.... lackluster) and I just cant enjoy it anymore. However, I have started a headcannon blog for Twisted Wonderland. If you have been curious about it, but have been hesitant because its not a romance game, let me put a list of cons and pros:

Cons

Its not a dating game (some of the characters certainly seem like they are flirting with you sometimes though)

less cards

the characters are younger (youngest not including actual children is 16)

owned by Disney (but I haven't spent a single penny, they can suck it)

Pros

Far better characterization

the cards are all beautiful

while young, the characters are old enough to reasonably age them up

you don't actually get killed

the whole story is fully voiced!!!

there's still twins (but like, actually twins, and shady as all getout, but I personally adore them)

The events are long and the rewards haven't been any issue to get

uh yeah there's my 2 cents, new blog is @twistedweels, hope to see you there!

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I know probably all the people who follow me on this blog are bots (I don't post anything because I just don't know what to do with a main blog) but I want to make this outlining a lot of thoughts about the load of horseshit around Roe and abortions. I am pro choice, I will always be pro choice, there is nothing that anyone can say or do that will change that. this will be done with a lot of bullet points because otherwise I get distracted and it just turns into a rant that hardly anyone can follow.

first of all, Medical information should always be private.

-Unless someone shares it with you, there is no reason for you to know about it, let alone have any opinions on it.

-doctors should not be sharing any medical information without permission of the patient. why? because no medical procedure has an actual affect on anyone but the patient. being uncomfortable is not a valid reason.

-this includes things like transitioning. Its not affecting you, and its none of your business. this also includes what genitalia someone does or does not have, or their sexual preferences or lack thereof. it doesn't actually affect you in any way besides making you uncomfortable, so there is no reason for you to even know.

2. "But it is against my religion"

-Besides having the right to practice your own religion, religion should not be in the law at all

-if its against your religion, don't get an abortion

-a doctor should be able to refuse to provide an abortion because of their religion, but that is a personal right and does not mean that the law should be able to ban abortions, because religion should not be in law.

3. "But a fetus is a potential life"

-How do you know any given fetus is a life? there are so many things that could happen to a fetus at any point that could lead to it failing, and you never know what is happening to someone's fetus.

-If that is the argument, then we should be forcing people to make sure every egg that their ovaries release is fertilized, because every one is a potential life, and people with penises masturbating should be illegal because they are wasting sperm which is also potential life.

-why do we not care about the hundreds of thousands of children in foster care who are going through horrible things, even being abused many times? Why do these children have to suffer because of their parents?

-In Jewish teachings (I am not Jewish but this is such a realistic way of thinking, and they deserve all the credit) A fetus is a part of the parents body until they are birthed, and if they do not wish to have a child, or their life is at risk, they should have the fetus aborted.

4. "but the fetus can feel pain and move"

-So can plants and animals

-but are they a sentient being? do they have thoughts and feelings?

5. "well it will be fine we just need to provide people with care when pregnant and for their child"

-how much do you donate to charities that do these things? take a look at pro-life centers and see how much they help... or don't help, I should say.

-this completely ignores all of the health issues and ways a fetus could die and kill the parent.

6. One of the biggest things that people are proud of America for is all the "freedoms" we have, and yet people with uteruses have less rights than guns and their own organs.

I think that about sums it up, if you have any other concerns that i missed, feel free to message me or reblog.

if you think I'm an awful human being for all this, please let me know so I can block you asap, thanks.

Feel free to reblog, honestly I wouldn't even care if you repost this, just don't edit it preferably (unless its just to make it make more sense, haha)

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Kissing/Making out with : The Brothers

Lucifer - Is bold, confident, and sensual. He takes control when kissing (unless you really want to, he might let you for a time) Mainly keeping his hands to your waist, hips, or the back of your head, he isn't too much of a groper. Lucifer is also the most likely to constrain your hands in some way, to tease you, belt, tie, just holding your wrists with one of his large hands, he loves to watch you squirm, wanting to touch him. Doesn't like to have fingers run through his hair unless you are in private in his room or office, because he tends to come undone with a nice scalp massage.

Mammon - Is, you guessed it, greedy. This man wants to kiss you so good you wont think of anyone but him. Incredibly needy and touchy, he has a hard time keeping his hands off of you. If you are in public with others, be prepared for a sudden jealous kiss, he's gotta make sure everyone knows that you are his. Likes it if you get handsy too, just be careful of his lower back, he's super ticklish. Can be dominant or submissive, although if he's in a jealous mood he will probably take control. But, (even if he wont admit it, of course) he also loves to have you take control, drag him off to a corner somewhere and kiss him until he can't think straight, and he will be wrapped around your finger, or even little kisses on the cheek or a peck on the lips will have him melting in your hands.

Leviathan - The most shy, especially at first. You need to take the first step, or at the very least tell him you want to be kissed straight up, or be ready to get nothing but blushing stares at your lips. Very awkward and clumsy in the beginning, especially with french kissing, lots of stopping to ask if its okay, if you have him taking control. Much, much easier if you are the one in charge. loves if you sit on his lap when he's at his computer (don't interrupt him when he's gaming though please, although if its a more casual game, its probably fine) just be prepared for a lot of sputtering and blushing. As long as you reassure him, he can be more dominant, and he leans more dominant if he's in his demon form. Probably has a split tongue there, as well, and will wrap you up in his arms and even with his tail.

Satan - Very mostly dominant, and really even if you try and be dominant, he might let you, but in a "aw, look at you trying to take control" way. Likes long, slow make out sessions, most of the time, and would be gentle, but sensual, making sure you are paying attention to him. Not a fan of PDA, but will kiss and make out with you freely in the house of lamentation. If Lucifer has been getting chummy with you, be assured Satan will be sitting you down in the library for as long as it takes for Lucifer to come in and see. If Satan is in a bad mood, he can get very rough, lots of lip biting and leaving lots of hickeys high on your neck so everyone can see. Expect to have bruised lips.

Asmodeus - The avatar of lust of course has the most skill when kissing, he may be smaller than his brothers but its how you use what you have that matters. Gropey, but not in the same way that Mammon is. Asmo likes light touches that test you and have you leaning into them, lightly tracing patterns in your skin. Will kiss you anywhere and everywhere, in his room, in the kitchen, in the hallway at RAD, even in the classroom if he can get away with it. Asmo's kisses are sweet and addicting. Asmo Is very good at keeping dominance right in the middle, with neither him nor you really leading, although of course he can do whatever, if he is the first person you have kissed, he will lead you and teach you everything you need to know about the art of love.

Beelzebub - Beel's kisses are oh-so soft and gentle, but consuming. He is incredibly careful with holding you, though he will wrap you up in his warm, firm arms, and hold you close. Another that doesn't like kissing in public, most kissing with Beel with be in one of your rooms or the attic. Beel loves to take it slow, holding you, staring into your eyes, making sure he is never making you uncomfortable at any time. Also, please praise him, he loves to be praised, tell him how great his muscles are, how nice it is to spend time with him, how sweet he is, anything, it makes him so, so happy. If you don't like french kissing, you are either going to have to learn to like it, or spend the time to work with him to have him not do it, because Beel loves to taste you. If he is in a bit of a bad mood, he can expect to be held a bit firmer, kissed a bit harder, like he is trying to somehow mold the two of you together, so he can be with you forever.

Belphegor - Probably the moodiest of the bunch, Belphie will kiss you in lots of different ways. Lazy kisses in the attic or some other corner of the house, laying down, legs tangled together, probably dozing off a bit. Teasing kisses, playful pecks as he passes you in RAD, eyes twinkling with mischief as he pulls you into his room. Sad kisses, when he's feeling lonely and wants you with him, laying in the attic, petting his hair and kissing him, maybe telling him a story of something to cheer him up a little. Frustrated kisses, when he's mad at you or one of his brothers, so he kisses you roughly, demandingly, hands wandering and running over your skin, making sure you are there, with him. Loves to be kissed awake by you, or a kiss on the cheek when he's clearly grumpy, he will try and keep that grumpy face, but you can see the corner of his mouth twitch as he looks away in a huff, rolling his eyes.

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Holy moly

If you love Barbatos please find your way over to the obey me twitter or instagram cause one of their card illustrators drew him and he is looking so shiny and lovely and my goodness.

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Small Things to Imagine With The Seven Brothers and The Undatables

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Honestly there are so many things I can write on this but I didn’t want to repeat anything. I actually had a fun time comming up with ideas.

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Lucifer

Late night tired hugs where you pay his office a visit and he buries himself on your chest, breathing deeply and hugging your waist firmly yet gently, letting his fingers travel up and down your spine. He is always reluctant to let go after fully charged.

Protectivelly tucking you under his wings while in demon form.

Affectionate forehead kisses as he holds your cheeks.

Lucifer unconsciously leaning into your touch as you caress his face, pushing back a few strands of hair out of his fluttering eyes.

Him gently pinching your cheek with the back of his fingers as he promises to take you out on a date later that night.

Lucifer’s deep and steady breaths besides you as he sleeps on his bed, wrinckles and stress gone, making him look younger.

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Keep reading

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Satan

Satan enjoys swing dancing, and loves to teach others how to swing dance.

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Altar Series II - Mammon

“Oi, human… Here to pay the Great Mammon your respects? I think we can do better than that…”

The second painting in the Altar Series for Obey Me!

I’m absolutely thrilled with how his skin color and the paint came out. I feel like this is more what Mammon deserves, even as someone who doesn’t really stan him.

Of course, those shorts weren’t really planned to be part of the design…

What’s that? You can see the uncensored version on my Patreon??

how silly of me of course you can

See the full image at AshbelEro/Otomeman’s Patreon Page!

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Spilled some salt while I was cooking today...

Imagine cooking in the kitchen when you knock over a salt shaker and you throw some salt over your left shoulder to ward off bad luck, but one of the brothers had come up behind you so they get a face full of salt.

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Luke

Was once saved by Mammon from a group of demons harassing him. They both swore themselves to secrecy.

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Simeon

While he does have a bit of skin showing, he is rather sensitive to touch on his shoulders and neck. Will jump and move away if someone touches him without permission or warning him

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Solomon

Is amazing at impressions and accents, and loves to quote memes and vines.

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Barbatos

Isn't actually afraid of rats, but thinks they are dirty little vermin.

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Diavolo

Once had to knock out Lucifer when he had been awake for too long working.

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Belphie

Burns the worst in the sun. Goes from ghost to lobster in less than 15 minutes. If they go to the beach or anywhere similar he is passed out under 2 umbrellas the whole time. Beel moves them as the sun moves.

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Beel

Current bench is about 1900 pounds/862 Kilos. Hoping to get to one ton soon

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Asmo

Does actually exercise quite a bit, but does body weight exercises in his room where he won't be bothered. Gotta keep that stamina up after all.

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Satan

Has a preference towards non-fiction books, and is very picky about the fiction books he does read.