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I don't like Astyanax Lives AUs where Astyanax kills Odysseus with his own hands because it feels way too straight forward to me. But you know what would make it better? If he's absolutely crushed by guilt and regret right after.

If he looked into Odysseus' eyes and expected to see fear, anger, hatred. But instead all he sees is acceptance (and maybe understanding) as the man gives him a sad smile. And in that moment Astyanax doesn't see the monster—the saxer of troy—he sees the man. The man that showed him how to do the laces on his sandals, who taught him to read, write and sail, who comforted him when Zeus threw lightning and thunder upon their shores, who would squish his cheeks between in his hands and give a hearty laugh as the boy complained—

"Papaaaa!"

He sees the man who defied the gods' will for him and in that moment realizes that none of it was a lie—Odysseus loved him. His father loved him, his father's blood is on his hands. And all Astyanax can do is fall to his knees, sobbing out apologies as he cradles the man who even though weak and dying brings a hand up to cup his cheek and shush him. Comforting him like he once did when he was but a boy who couldn't even reach his father chest.

"My boy, my son don't cry. It is okay, it will be alright"

But Astyanax sobs only persist, for he knows it will never be alright. Because unlike his father, he was too weak to deny the gods their bloodshed.

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WHEN I DIE I MAY NOT GO TO HEAVEN I DON'T KNOW IF THEY LET COWBOYS IN

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Good morning America

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ooughhhn my wwifee..

My fanart of Jing Yuan the disney princessss 🦁 <3

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the general and his loyal retainer leap into action!

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(-‿-") ? ?

^ closeups

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Headcanon time:

Eurylochus sleeps on his back, in the optimal sleeping position. He barely moves. Snores a bit. Even when he and Polites fall asleep while cuddling, he naturally reverts to his usual position.

Meanwhile, Polites has three positions:

On his stomach

On his side (hugging Eurylochus)

A position so fucked up it would make a contortionist blush

He also mumbles in his sleep because yes.

This is all because the image of Eurylochus waking up in the middle of the night and seeing Polites sleeping in a position that shouldn't be possible while muttering incoherently makes me laugh

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HERMES. DRAW HERMES. WE WANT HERMES. WE NEED HERMES.

DID SOMEONE SAY HERMES!!!?!?!!?

I haven't thought of a design for him yet but I wanted to draw him.

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More eurypoli incorrect quotes cause this is so fun to do

-Polites: So you like cats?

Eurylochus: Yeah

Polites: *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

-Eurylochus: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Polites: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Eurylochus: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Polites: Is it working?

-Polites: talk dirty to me, baby~

Eurylochus: The dishes.

Polites: Wh-

Eurylochus: They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

-Eurylochus: Valentine's day is just a consumrrist holiday thatholds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Polites: I wrote you a poem.

Eurylochus, already crying: You did?

-Eurylochus: Is something burning?

Polites, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Eurylochus: Polites, the toaster is literally on fire.

-Eurylochus: Stop doing that.

Polites: Stop doing what?

Eurylochus: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

-Polites: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Eurylochus: That's great, Polites. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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i survived midterms take this messy sunday

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♬⋆.˚ Well it's a little bit dangerous, my friend˚.⋆♬

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i like imagining sunday doing the sibling thing hgdfhgjdfs

(original below by @/kronkydei_ on twitter!!)

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~~The lone star who sought the heavens~~

A fanart of Sunday because I loved his character and I'm excited for his release <3

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small stelle redraw from current patch

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Oohhhh Charwhit how I’ve missed thee 💜💖✨

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drdt x dr lapse arturo, nico, levi, xander and min

All five of them + D. Chiem are participants of the 49th Killing Game in the Preservation Project.

Statuses:

A. Giles: Executed N. Hakobyan: Executed L. Fontana: Killed A. Matthews: Killed M. Jeung: Alive

Min got away with killing the Ultimate Knight and won the class trial, but was redirected to the next Killing Game instead of becoming a part of the Ultimate Prize.

not writing about everyone but my askbox is open if you wanna know more about characters in this au!