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quote from @fawnbronzewing

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Serial Killer: He was a Skater boy, she said see ya later boy...

Yang, hiding in the closet: HE WASNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER- shit

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Weiss, after landing on the island and reuniting with the other five: We’ll never survive!

Yang: Nonsense! You’re just saying that because no one ever has!

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Dove: [Holds up an egg] Hey, hey, you see this egg? Imagine its a fuck.

Dove: [throws it at the wall]

Dove: How many fucks do i give?

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Watts, about Tyrian: His destructive programming is taking effect.

Watts: He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone’s left shoe.

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Help out CRWBY members in need!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-crwby-through-the-texas-snowstorm?utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer

A large portion of CRWBY have been without heat, power and water for days.

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Dove is the brains of Team CRDL. Cardin thinks with his fists, Russel thinks with his legs, and Sky doesn’t think.

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Adam: Hey look, some idiot’s fighting a fucking bear.

Adam:

Adam: Wait a second thats my idiot roman nO-

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If this post gets

60,000 notes by my 24th birthday (13th August, 2021) I’ll make/self-publish an art book with all my ace spec art in it...

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today is not my birthday

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5 min tutorial for trcelyne, hope it helps! 

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Joanna, pointing to the happy huntresses: These are my lesbian friends.

Sage, looking them over: Which one’s the cute quirky girl you went on and on about?

Joanna: [looks at team SS_NN]

Joanna: Which ones the cute gay you keep talking about?

Sun: [chokes on water]

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Robyn, gesturing to the happy huntresses: WELCOME TO MY ROGUE BAND OF LESBIANS

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FUCKING STOP

GUYS

24 HOURS UNTIL THE FINAL EPISODE BEFORE THE HIATUS

24 HOURS UNTIL THE FINAL EPISODE BEFORE THE HIATUS

24 HOURS UNTIL THE FINAL EPISODE BEFORE THE HIATUS

24 HOURS UNTIL THE FINAL EPISODE BEFORE THE HIATUS

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[Ruby’s scroll starts ringing]

Ruby, waking up from her nap: What? What the hell??

[answers phone]

Ruby: Cinder why are you-?!

Cinder: Take him.

Ruby, confused: What?

Cinder: Ozpin, or Oscar, whatever his name is. Just take him.

Ruby: Did he give you the infor-

Cinder: No, no he didnt. Hes giving us hopes and dreams instead. Take. Him. Back.

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Mercury: there is a parallel universe where everything is the same...

Mercury: except the words for lobster and penis are switched

Emerald: MERCURY I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IT IS THREE AM-

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Mercury: Five things you would say in the bedroom.

Watts: FUCK!

Everyone: One.

Hazel: Im ready.

Everyone: Two.

Roman: Where do i put it?

Everyone: Three.

Tyrian: Who the hell are you?

Everyone: Four.

Adam: Im not ready!

Everyone, laughing: Five...