quotes from my friend as I make her watch bts content with me -- i have not had peace since she learned their names
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totally matching pfp material-- im just sayin
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who let jungkook have unrestricted access to a soft serve machine
#oh my god?#hes like a little kid#hes had like 3 of em already LMAO#wheres namjoon when you need him#bts#bts jungkook#dynamite
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tell me this isn’t a family photo they got taken at jcpenny’s
#the background and everything#tae looks like an uncle on vacation#and hobis sweater too lord this really is a family photo#jimin looks like that one teenaged daughter who has sponsored posts on instagram but no one knows how she got it#bts#permission to dance#theyre cute though#bangtan#bangtan boys#bts family#yesseses
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[watching the bbma Butter performance]
me: look at Namjoon’s shirt— it’s mesh!
J, leaning over: do you think he’s wearing pasties?
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I would let Jimin curb stomp me-- 0 hesitation bro TAKE ME OUT
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“mans is STACKED homie”
I’d just like to thank God, and also Jesus
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me: yeah, so, the Jin cult—
J, whispering: the what…?
*i’ve said too much*
#no regrets#she was like#oh great#we get mishapocalypse pt.2#but in twitter format#with#kim seokjin#all ive ever wanted
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I’d just like to thank God, and also Jesus
#the ARMS#dear lord#also taes face is exactly the look she gave me when I showed her this lmao#she was like is that??#is that yoongi??#F U CK#bts yoongi
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there is so much to unpack here-- THE EYEBROW PIERCING???
#she took one look at jimin and choked on her rice i stg#LMAO LOOK AT THEM#hobis fine as hell though#ngl#look at that man HNGH#and shes right-- the eyebrow piercing#goddamn#bts#bts jhope#bts jimin#bts jungkook#theyre all beautiful i love em
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me: look at the new photo BTS posted on Twitter
J, zooming in: what the fuck is this?
#he do be lookin pretty fine#even with those glasses#bts#bts namjoon#j did laugh really hard at it#idk why#eyeroll#look how fashionable he is#bts meme
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[showing her the DOPE mv]
Whoever put Jin in a lab coat for this mv deserves a raise. Perhaps a Medal of Honor.
#honestly?#yeah#i agree with this one#they looked so good in that mv#they really did#bts#bangtan sonyeondan#bts dope#bts mv#bts meme#apparently she?? knows the dance??#i dont--#ill figure it out i dont even know#shes so vague lmao
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[watching a run bts episode]
*scowling from across the room* I keep getting up to do shit as if I speak Korean and don’t need the goddamn subtitles
#honestly#i do this too#ngl#sometimes i'll have my airpods in watching a run episode and forget i dont speak korean lol#like mmm yes#i understand whats going on#totally#bts#run bts#bangtan#bangtan sonyeondan#bangtan boys#i was showing J the run bts episode where they dressed yoongi up as a school girl#because she had to see it#its iconic#bts meme#btsmemes#bts memes
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me: I swear-
J, laughing her ass off: MANS IS FUCKIN DIGGING BRO
[after watching muster]
me: so what was your favorite part–
J, holding up her phone:
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[after watching muster]
me: so what was your favorite part--
J, holding up her phone:
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#of course#of course she got a screenshot of this moment#and this moment alone#namjoon#bts muster#bts muster 2021#muster sowoozoo#muster 2021#i have no words#of all the moments in the performance#this was her favorite#i shouldnt be surprised#bts#bts namjoon#kim namjoon#ffs namjoon#shes just kidding by the way she loved the show
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Me: do you wanna watch muster with me? I'll bring popcorn
J: will Namjoon be there?
Me: yes
J: I'm down
#bts muster#muster 2021#muster sowoozoo#5th muster#she was very excited to see his hair#but i mean who wasnt#bts#bts namjoon
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“what the fuck is a muster? and why is it at 4am?”
[in response to me showing her the muster dates]
someone get me a fuckin itinerary or somethin—
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