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brasscoatedrat · 3 years

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I like how if someone dies on a plane their body is left there and then have them eye masks on. Like imagine having a dead dude nest to you on a 12 hour flight

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brasscoatedrat · 3 years

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I know that snakes have dicks they kinda need it to reproduce but like where is it? Like it’s somewhere on their abdomen but like where, and when it’s not out where does it go? Is it so small that it can just like revert? How does it work?

#I have many questions #I’m look it up hol on a sec #ishsjakaja there’s a snake that’s called a penis snake #it do kinda look like a peen tho #it’s lowkey more gross than an actual snake peen #it just kinda looks like hemorrhages like it looks uncomfortable #one of them has like spikes #they are small tho #aha #there is a picture of snake peens in a like pickle jar #there is so much internally #I don’t like what I looked at #good thing I googled it on my iPad :))

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brasscoatedrat · 3 years

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@yournemisis I would love to reply to your funny remarks but alas I can’t figure out how to or how to tag or wtf comments are this app is confusing

#oh wait is this one working

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brasscoatedrat · 3 years

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So up town funk, under pressure, living on a prayer and two trucks all have the same bpm idk how I feel abou this

#is it working #am I doing a reblog good

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brasscoatedrat · 3 years

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What is the purpose of like city clerks they just do mayor stuff without being the mayor. It’s not worth it if you don’t have the lil mayor hat. Idc about the politics I wnat the hat

#the mayor for the powerpiff girls #the monopoly man but I think he’s just some millionaire bozo but he still gives off mayor vibes #omg when they wear the powered wig #it is so fun seeing an old white man wearing a wig #feral Williams has a hat but it’s not mayor hat #astronauts also have the incorrect hat #is a tupé considered a hat I think it should be #I’m very happy to say that I think I saw a guys tupé fly off his head or it was a movie but I was with my dad which doesn’t make it clearer #we watched movies together and would drive places to watch people and make fun of them #are sheifs mayors but cowboys?#brooo they are mayors with different hats #prolly idk #we should bring hats back in #but like some obscure type of hat #omg wait #🎩🧤#how bad can I be?#oh god the short man with a bob was the mayor in that movie #he could have benefited by wearing a hat #why are there so many clear orderless liquids and most of them kill you #that’s a rip off I want my money back #do you think that before you are born you’re in a casino for babies and once you get a certain amount you’re born #omg bossbaby #and boss baby 2 #why was there a sequel and a series’s #too much baby

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brasscoatedrat · 3 years

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Why do toasd exist? They’re just big frogs, they both eat like the same thing but like toasd eats frigs as well. But like why evolve another animal when it’s just big frog

#toads make funny noises sometimes #African bullfrogs have like fangs tho #they’re kinda like the weird cousin for frogs and the family doesn’t associate with them anymore #frogs are like lawful neutral and roads are chaotic neutral #omg so both frogs and toads are the sexy antivillian #toads are like that one tall kid that bullied you and you are the frog #can toads feeze themselves? I know that frogs can do that shit #atleast some of them #Imagine finding a whole ass frozen toad #fry it up for din din🤤🤤#if you’re pesctiarian can you eat amphibians #they’re in water sometimes they’re like a fish but with lungs and smoother #also legs #poison dart frogs kinda just look like they’d taste nice #thier whol thing isn’t working anymore smh literally some of them look like a delectable dessert #toads look like they have genital herpes #what does that even look like?#don’t search genital herpes images it’s worse then I though ew #it wasn’t a good idea to begin with but Ives seen worse #funny aha #aha #imfunny #hah #I am a god?

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brasscoatedrat · 3 years

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So up town funk, under pressure, living on a prayer and two trucks all have the same bpm idk how I feel abou this

#music #music funny #funny music #funny #ifunny #I’m funny #ah #hah #aha #haha #ahah #hahah #ahaha #hahaha #women #lol if you’re a nerd and don’t know what bpm is it’s beats per minute btw #:)

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brasscoatedrat · 3 years

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#aha this is so funny #get it cause it’s a bad auto generated text?#how wacky that a cool company posted that they are in touch with the youth #the youngens #the young blood #the wippersnappers #them millennials #the lil moppets #the lads lassies and the ladssies? idk what the gender neutral is for that #the hooligans #then mmm rugrats #those lil scallywags #the tots and the babs #them fucking little peeps so small

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brasscoatedrat · 3 years

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What was the first hydrophobic thing? Like what desired that it was to good for water to touch it, you’re not that fancy, you’re upper middle class at best sis, sit back down

#middle aged woman #hydrophobic #aha not homophobic #teehee #why ducks and shit do that tho #like ew get your oily ass feathers away from me it’s it a cooli lil feature #ducks be greecy #they are such pompus pricks #literally just look at how they walk and swim they think they’re above us #lol we feed them stale breed tho so that makes up for it I guess #ugh don’t even get me started on swNs #sis you’re not that elegant #there’s a book about how ugly you are compared to dukes #most water birds really tho #like I get why but still why ist don’t go in the water #lol just evolve again or smth #fucking nreds

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brasscoatedrat · 3 years

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Do y’all remember when people just thought the world was ending? Like always? 2000, 2008, 2011, 2012, 2017. I watched a shame dawosn video in 2017 and he said the world was gonna end so I was really scared and cried

#conspiracy #illuminati #end of the world #shane diwns #why did that just stop? I want more of that #I want the guy down the street to go out half naked everyday with cardboard that says the end is near and just yell at pople #if gods real hell drop it in the new update #exicted for 1.18 #this ones taken like hundreds of years smh he better give us the good shit

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brasscoatedrat · 3 years

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God I have so many pitures of monkies on my ohone

#money #monke #ohohahah #banana #me eat orange give me eat ornage #ape #sapians #wait most people have a lot of pictures of molies because humans are apes #I am so smart #I would make a lovely accountant #what other jobs do smart people have #like doctor I guess #the definition of intelligence has so many factors #omg wow it cut me off rude lol #there’s emotional intelligence literary intelligence problem solving ability to retain information and a fuck ton more #monkey funny

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brasscoatedrat · 3 years

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If you go on twitters there’s a fuck ton of tumblr screenshots, if you go on tumblr there’s a fuck ton of Twitter screenshot smh

#haha #fyp #teiuter #tibr #aha #imfuny #omg I’m so smart #lol #ifunny.com #the gays and the toxic ppll smh #Twitter is a scary place don’t go there #lol Tash does anyway #oh god it’s ike 7am whoops #imquirky #not like other gorls

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brasscoatedrat · 3 years

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dhdbnsnaja

#wait #is this how you use hashtags #ONG I THINK ITS WORKDUB #HEL YEAH

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brasscoatedrat · 3 years

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Whoops they’ve seen my post about this 😍😍

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brasscoatedrat · 3 years

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@yournemisis I would love to reply to your funny remarks but alas I can’t figure out how to or how to tag or wtf comments are this app is confusing

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brasscoatedrat · 3 years

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Gingers evolved from orangutans 🦧 you can’t convince me otherwise

#edsheeran #evolution #aha #true #sciencefatcs #iamright #agreewithme

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brasscoatedrat · 3 years

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There’s a market I go to sometimes and one of the lil booths sells used dentures and there was a sign that said that you could try them on, lowkey wanna buy them

#theyhavebeenthereforyears #noonehastriedthem #ikindafeelbadforthem #butillgetfaketeethoitofit #itdbecoolngl

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