#they’re kinda like the weird cousin for frogs and the family doesn’t associate with them anymore
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Why do toasd exist? They’re just big frogs, they both eat like the same thing but like toasd eats frigs as well. But like why evolve another animal when it’s just big frog
#toads make funny noises sometimes#African bullfrogs have like fangs tho#they’re kinda like the weird cousin for frogs and the family doesn’t associate with them anymore#frogs are like lawful neutral and roads are chaotic neutral#omg so both frogs and toads are the sexy antivillian#toads are like that one tall kid that bullied you and you are the frog#can toads feeze themselves? I know that frogs can do that shit#atleast some of them#Imagine finding a whole ass frozen toad#fry it up for din din🤤🤤#if you’re pesctiarian can you eat amphibians#they’re in water sometimes they’re like a fish but with lungs and smoother#also legs#poison dart frogs kinda just look like they’d taste nice#thier whol thing isn’t working anymore smh literally some of them look like a delectable dessert#toads look like they have genital herpes#what does that even look like?#don’t search genital herpes images it’s worse then I though ew#it wasn’t a good idea to begin with but Ives seen worse#funny aha#aha#imfunny#hah#I am a god?
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