#like ew get your oily ass feathers away from me it’s it a cooli lil feature
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What was the first hydrophobic thing? Like what desired that it was to good for water to touch it, you’re not that fancy, you’re upper middle class at best sis, sit back down
#middle aged woman#hydrophobic#aha not homophobic#teehee#why ducks and shit do that tho#like ew get your oily ass feathers away from me it’s it a cooli lil feature#ducks be greecy#they are such pompus pricks#literally just look at how they walk and swim they think they’re above us#lol we feed them stale breed tho so that makes up for it I guess#ugh don’t even get me started on swNs#sis you’re not that elegant#there’s a book about how ugly you are compared to dukes#most water birds really tho#like I get why but still why ist don’t go in the water#lol just evolve again or smth#fucking nreds
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