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Me after using the direction of the sunset to find my Minecraft base after I got lost.:

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Wind and Truth Spoilers without context (still spoilers)

Szeth improves to the mental stability level of 'actively su*cidal.'

Kaladin wins an argument against an internet troll.

The entire first arc of the Stormlight Archive exists to explain how Hoid became Wax's driver, I guess?

Shower sex (invention of).

Maybe killing God was bad, actually?

Turns out, not a good idea to have God's cheat codes in the same room.

Adolin saves the day with the power of cocaine.

God of Evil makes a legitimately good argument for joining Team Evil.

20-year anime training montage to fight your (grand)dad.

They move in herds. They DO move in herds!

Shallan's favorite ship becomes canon.

Chussy

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Brandosando had to kill off mraize because that guy would not cool it with the blowgun darts to people’s eyes, dude was obsessed with his schtick. He wasn’t really good enough with a crossbow so he kept going back to the ol’ reliable dart-in-eye. If he had been allowed to continue, every character would have just one eye because the Stormlight healing is gone

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--Retribution

fuck you *unstormlights your archives*

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Just having finished Wind and Truth, I will say that it was a bold move by Sanderson to kill off most of his characters in the first 200 pages and then follow it with 1100 pages of Moash explaining directly to the reader why he's right. Honestly, did not see that one coming.

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This was way too funny to hide in the tags!

Mild Spoilers for Wind and Truth by Brandon Sanderson

I for one, have been absolutely adoring the choice to make Nale argue like an internet troll. Every conversation between him and Kaladin basically ends with "That's a poor argument Windrunner, as you see I've already drawn you as the Soyjack and me as the Chad" and then running away.

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When I was a kid, I don't think I drew a distinction between an actor playing themself in a movie and just who the actor was in real life. I most distinctly remember watching "The Muppets" (2011) and coming out of the theater thinking that Jack Black was just a violent maniac in real life.

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Mild Spoilers for Wind and Truth by Brandon Sanderson

I for one, have been absolutely adoring the choice to make Nale argue like an internet troll. Every conversation between him and Kaladin basically ends with "That's a poor argument Windrunner, as you see I've already drawn you as the Soyjack and me as the Chad" and then he runs away.

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I have RIF (Resting Inquisitive Face), so I get asked pretty often what I'm thinking about.

Girl, I promise you, there is nothing going on up there besides outro music from a YouTube video from 2016. Lower your expectations.

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POV: me trying to sleep with this banger playing in my head.

If you check it out, watch out for some NSFW lyrics, and absolute amazing vocals.

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People complaining that modern literature is too raunchy clearly never read enough Shakespeare.

Sweet MERCY these sonnets are something else. And they had us read them in middle school?! I'm glad I was too dumb to pick up on innuendo, this might have legitimately scarred me.

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Lord, give me the power of a fictional character wearing only one glove

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The image of me yelling "I am such a good wizard! You will obey my will!" at my math homework is a lot more fun than any reason I could give for why it's happening.

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You know those mornings when you wake up from an extended dream of being a dragon rider and have to face the incredible disappointment that is reality?

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Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

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I am tired of wearing shorts and T-shirts. Thus, I have elected to start dressing like it's already autumn and SUFFER until I gaslight nature into obeying my whims.