bookwyrm06

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I just got New Horizons! My friend code is SW-1615-8113-7037 and my native fruit is peaches! I should have apples in a couple days as well. I have Mina and Sterling. If anyone wants to be friends and comments or DMs me your friend code, that would be great!

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so I’ve been playing acnl for like two weeks now. it’s been super fun and I even figured out a trick to catching bugs on trees. but the thing that stands out to me the most. is that everyone is SO GODDAMN NICE. I’ve only interacted with two real people. one let me take whatever fruit I wanted from their town and then donated 50k bells to my bridge. the other one I just met on Club Tortimer and they GAVE ME A MILLION BELLS???? JUST OUT OF NOWHERE??? THEY DIDN’T EVEN WANT ANYTHING IN RETURN??? whoever said video games cause violence never experienced a total stranger wearing a halo and Hawaiian shirt run in circles, accidentally scare a moth you were trying to catch, and then giving you a million bells for no clear reason.

also if anyone wants to be friends my town kind of sucks right now but I have pears, peaches, bananas, lychee, and durian and weirdly good luck with rare bugs. like I’ve already caught three or four bird wings and just caught a golden stag and I haven’t been playing more than two weeks. my friend code is 2251-9734-0905. you can dm me your code if you don’t want it floating around the internet.

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When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

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Hi! I was gone for a while but I'm back again. My brother got me Animal Crossing: New Leaf and gave me his old 2DS. I love the game, even though I've only been playing a couple days; however, I don't have any friends or anything and that's the only way to get more fruit and stuff. I'd love some friends, if anyone out there still plays New Leaf. My DS friend code is 2251-9734-0905. This is worded like a work email because my brain is fried and this is the only way I could write.

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science fiction was invented so lesbians would have something to talk about with their fathers

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reblogging for Rosh Hashanah. 

!שנה טובה

have a sweet new year and happy birthday earth!

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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I have started working on my costume. Therefore, it is Halloween and will be for the next two months, and then the twelve months after that. 

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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i love how it's just an imperative in tos that kirk's boobs have to be out at least once every 2 episodes. it's very funny

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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fellas is it gay to have your relationship compared to alexander the great and hephaestion

fellas is it gay to have to have a whole new word invented to describe your relationship to your first officer

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i keep seeing things saying that kirk is bi and NO. kirk is pan. riker is bi. it's in the same way though. please don't kill me for the terrible phrasing of this.

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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I have a real answer! The writers hadn’t invented the shuttle yet. That’s it. 

anyways i was rewatching The Enemy Within and i’m just wondering if there’s any reason they can’t send a shuttle to get sulu and those other guys off the planet like

the whole episode they’re like “oh no transporter malfunction we can’t bring them up” but what about the shuttles??

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—Saw a poll on this while looking for fashion inspiration; so tell me, babes… 🧐

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hi so I have seen the Barbie movie three times and I have so many feelings about it.

First of all, my inner undiagnosed autistic child is screaming with glee. I loved dolls and had a book on the history of Barbie. I also had numerous Barbies, including two who I made girlfriends except I didn't know that gay people were a thing so that was a really funny realization. I also was a raging feminist (still am actually) and read books on feminism.

Second of all, oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. That was literally a cinematic masterpiece. I know that phrase is tossed around a lot but it is. Also the sheer feminism that doesn't tear men down while also not comparing women to men. It's not that women can be as good as men, or better than men, but that women are amazing in their own right.

Third of all, trans Barbie! Hari Nef plays doctor Barbie and is a trans woman, so trans Barbie!

Fourth of all, all three times that I saw it, when that one character said, "I love women," I said, "Me too." I miss my girlfriend.

Also, Ken needs a boyfriend and Barbie needs a girlfriend.

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literally my reaction I saw it was trending and was like “what the fuck. why are we trending”

wh. why is judaism trending

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