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b.p.d

new caboose just dropped besties

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im like a rat living in the walls.

nobody knows stex like i do, not even alw

canoose would never fuck rusty.

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av? more like. average. lmao got em.

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Can we not declare a fandom wide ban on shit talking any ships publicly. Cuz literally there is not enough drama in this fandom and i think there should be more of it.

i think we should have all out fist fights about ships.

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rusty is a cuck

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i havent been keeping up with stex appreciation month but today is wrench day and i only care about wrench wrench is the best component. the sexiest and the most powerful. and also she is my wife. and i think she likes baking cinnamon rolls with krupp.

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starlight express+

it’s an onlyfans for wheel pics.

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"greasepaint because clown face paint" yeah because cb sits on greaseballs FA

its either face or fat fucking cock and id really prefer not to know which

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greaseboose? greaseboose? no. it should be greasepaint. like clown facepaint. it’s not that hard.

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hero city rollers is the better version of starlight express

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starlight express is just warrior cats in a different font.

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y'know it's pretty fucked up that i take a few days off to recharge my funny meter, and i come back to see y'all hcing a murderer to have a trauma response, just to justify a kink :/ like i thought some of the ships and fics were bad but what the fuck is wrong with you people

like im done being nice, full offense, im making a dni list right here. some of them may be less severe than others, but all of them i don't want touching my funny content

that being said. Do not interact if:

-if you make, post, or support racist, sexist, homophobic, or pedophilic content (see: age regression cb for the sake of an ageplay kink, as referenced above)

-if you have ever written mpreg for this fanbase in particular.

-if you genuinely believe CB is innocent in any way.

-if you obsess over the actors themselves (no hate to people who just find them attractive, but I've seen a few people go rabid bc someone doesn't like a certain actor)

and im sure there's more, but those are saved for a more joke-y dni post. this is the serious one because im tired of this fandom and i don't even interact with y'all except to slap a funny post every now and then.

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im gonna crack electra’s dick like a glowstick

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electra has a bomb pop dick.

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electra is circumcised

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cb has rabies

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