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Rose: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Michiru, Nazuna, & Shirou: Okay.

Rose: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Michiru: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Nazuna: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Shirou: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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Michiru: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Pinga: *crouches down*

Nazuna: *kneels down*

Shirou: *sits on the floor*

Michiru:

Michiru: I hate all of you.

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Nazuna: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Michiru: Wow. They sound stupid.

Nazuna: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Michiru: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Nazuna: I guess you’re right. Hey Michiru, I love you.

Michiru: See! Just say that!

Nazuna: Holy fucking shit.

Michiru: If that flies over their head then, sorry Nazuna, but they're too dumb for you.

Nazuna: Michiru.

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Nazuna: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Michiru: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Nazuna: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Shirou, on a walkie talkie: This is Shirou, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

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Michiru: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Shirou: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Pinga can fight in that dress either.

Pinga: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

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Gem, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Michiru: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Michiru: Where are you going?

Marie: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

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Michiru: If you had to choose between Alan and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Shirou: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Rose: Shirou!

Michiru: 63 cents.

Shirou: I'll take the money.

Rose: SHIROU!!!

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Michiru: Shirou isn’t answering his phone

Rose: I’ll call

Michiru: Nazuna and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Shirou: Hello?

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*Rose is helping Shirou out after he got injured, while the others are watching*

Michiru: How does Shirou look?

Nazuna: A little better than you, actually.

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Michiru: Do you take constructive criticism?

Marie: I only take cash or credit.

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Michiru: Please, I'm begging you, go see a doctor.

Shirou: I'm sorry, is this our stab wound? Stay out of this.

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Alan: Hey Shirou can I get a sip of your water?

Shirou: It's not water.

Alan: Vodka, I like your style!

Shirou: It's vinegar.

Alan: Wh-Wha-

Shirou: It's vinegar, pussy.

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Michiru: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Shirou, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Michiru:

Michiru: fsh

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Michiru: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Shirou: I do have a sense of humor you know

Michiru: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Shirou: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Pinga: Thanks fam!

Shirou: oh no

Nina: *cries* I love you too

Alan: Sounds fake but okay

Michiru: *A flustered mess*

Marie: can i get a refund

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'Can I copy the homework?'

Nina: I can help you with it!

Shirou: Yeah, sure.

Pinga: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Nazuna: lol nope.

Michiru: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Alan: *Read 5:55pm*

Marie: 20 bucks.