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I am so sick and fucking tired of that fleshy cowboy hat head add

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The first time Ashton Greymoore fell to their death, they shattered on the pavement below and woke up alone.

The second time Ashton Greymoore fell to their death, their family was there to catch them and put them back together.

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Well, someone I've been following for 8 years blocked me because of this post cause apparently it's a charity live stream tonight, and I guess that means I'm not allowed to be a little lightheartedly whiny? I literally didn't even know it was a charity thing until after I made this post. It's the last day of the month, there wouldn't be a CR episode even if nothing else was airing.

Goddd I can't believe we have to wait a while extra week for the final episode!!

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Thank heavens for the rebroadcasts because I just can't stay up until 6:30 am watching critical role 😭

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Goddd I can't believe we have to wait a while extra week for the final episode!!

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There is a special place in hell for people who smoke on the subway

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@crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington I made a Flea! I drew it on MS Paint with my finger. I hope you like it!

Based on this post!

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You know, if you're playing d&d with Exandria as your setting, you could re-skin a Kalashtar as a Reiloran really easily. It fits perfectly.

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I really hate to be this person, but my cat has to get surgery and the cost is really going to wipe us out, unfortunately, so…

I’ve been working on making a RedBubble for prints and such, and I’ll probably get stickers set up on Etsy as soon as I’m able to, but for now I set up a Ko-Fi for a sort of commission-like opportunity.

Until January 16th, I will draw a dragon design for a character of your choice for $25! Not like a full reference sheet, I wanna have the time to get to as many as I can if I need to, but still fully rendered like above. Dragons are the one thing I think I can draw consistently and repeatedly, so I’m sorry it’s nothing more broad! 😭

Rules are under the cut, PLEASE READ THEM before you do anything! ❤️ I am very new with this, so please be patient with me.

Link to my page is here, and I’ll put it on my Masterpost as well.

Thank you, whether you can donate or not. I appreciate all the support you guys have ever given me. (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

REQUEST RULES:

You can place your orders under the Requests section!

The listing will close after January 16th, 11:59 PM PST, and I set my max request slots to 15, so I’m not too overwhelmed lmao.

Leave your Tumblr account in the description box of the request, alongside the requested character, so I may contact you and/or tag you in the completed drawing’s post! If you want to remain anonymous, though, that is totally fine as well.

I will send updates/process pictures unless you tell me otherwise, or you go the anon route!

If you have a certain dragon character already in mind, want an OC done, or have any additional requests for the piece (pose, dragon type, any sort of design specifications), tell me in the instructions! There should be a section for images as well. Or you can message me here, of course!

I WILL be posting every finished piece here, unless told otherwise!

If you do not send specifications, I will design the dragon(s) as I see fit to the character! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

I cannot promise any kind of time frame for when the drawing will be complete. I do have other things that take up my time. I will try to complete them ASAP!

Should you want more than one character in the same shot, I’d say it’s an extra $10 for each additional design (in the listing). But, if you want each character on their own page, that is a separate order, $25 each.

These are for fully rendered pieces in my style, no backgrounds, and no reference sheets. If you want other options for cheaper, like just a colored sketch, message me first and we can talk about that as well. :)

Depending on how this week goes, I may choose to do this again in the future with more formality and flexibility! This is just a bit of an emergency. ;w;

Message me/send an Ask if you have any questions!!

The Ko-Fi also serves as a sort of tip jar, should you simply want to donate a $5 coffee instead. By all means, if you cannot or don’t want to donate, PLEASE don’t. I just don’t really know what else to do. :/

The above image is one of the designs I made for Ink in UTMV. Further examples of my work are below!

(Note that the drawings will be more like these first two examples!! For price reference, the two characters would have been $35, and the five $65)

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The next time that rat bastard trends he better be dead

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I'm reopening 10 Transformers/mecha bust commission slots in exchange for 30 euro donations or more (or amount of equal value in your currency) to Palestinian GFMs raising money to leave or survive in the Gaza Strip.

Steps:

Make a donation of at least 30 euros to a Palestinian GFM campaign (You can find verified campaigns over at Gaza Funds or if you're interested ask me about a campaign local to me that I've chosen to highlight.)

Send me an ask or a DM to secure your slot(s).

Email me proof of your donation where both the amount and date of donation are visible at cerebrocentric.bullet@gmail.com. The date has to be from the 8th of November or later.

Include the name and continuity of the character you'd like me to draw as well as the expression and pose you'd like me to draw them in. Make sure to include a visual reference if your character is an OC.

You'll receive a high resolution PNG and JPG image file of your commission in your email within 2-3 weeks.

I'm best at drawing any kind of robot that is blocky (not just Transformers!), but I'll try my hand at TFP and TFA designs if you'd like me to.

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I hope Orion Acaba sat alone in his living room reading the news that Critical Role was going to be made into an animated TV show and felt the full immensity of what he robbed himself of.

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I talked to another person about our Spotify wrapped today, and she and I can't be the only ones experiencing this: has anyone else got any songs in their top 5 that they don't recognize? I swear to God I've never heard my #3 song before in my life, you'd think of it's that highly ranked I would at least recognize it!

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Aww Dorian and Orym are so cute together. Too bad Orym made that deal with Morrigan!

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I still don't entirely understand the point of that ice demon dagger that 13 stabbed 7 with. Like, it must've had some kind of importance to the plot and/or character development. I think I'm missing something...

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Isn't the petting instinct absolutely wild??? That's a grooming behavior! Stroking an animal's fur helps dislodge shed, dander, grime and parasites! We don't have this urge towards other humans. It's only furry beasts that we feel a compulsion to lovingly scruffle and stroke! We have a specific social instinct geared exclusively towards our non-human companions! Isn't that cool?!

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Noooo they gave Astrid ugly white girl locks 😭 like not only are you doing cultural appropriation but you're making her hair look like a rats nest 🤢 just give her a normal braid ffs this is so unnecessary