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i have a loose, codependent, and violently sexual relationship with the english language

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i love when people say michael’s existence is a plot hole because spock obviously has such a good track record of telling jim about his family members

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I still don’t know what to do with the fact Dean canonically liked it the one time he wore woman’s underwear, and has known this since 19.

I also don’t know why it isn’t like a bigger part of his fandom depictions.

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I have a folder called Time is a Flat Circle in which I collect evidence of humanity. Here is most of them.

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google: how does one tell people I don't celebrate without pretending to be jewish or a johovas witness?

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can I join your cult?

I had a prophetic dream that Nixon had been reincarnated as Catboy. Tonight in rural Wyoming a 23-year-old man, who won't realize he was once Nixon for another two years, is posting catboy chastity cage selfies on Reddit.

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Someone living in Sweden during the Iron Age wore this cloak. Unfortunately, they wore it while they were murdered: forensic analysis found the holes in the cloak match how stabs would have penetrated the folds of the cloak when it was being worn.

Dating to 360 to 100 BCE, is also the oldest known example of a houndstooth pattern!

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I have chronic anemia but I don’t notice when it gets bad, I’m just like “I feel vulnerable and cold and tired and I bruise easily. Because of my poet’s temperament.”

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it means I'm a dyslexic reading aloud from a book somewhere actually

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the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

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Jensen Ackles has the chance to be funniest person alive today

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America’s Gay President

When talking about LGBT+ history, I don’t understand why we never talk about the fact that America’s had a gay president. I mean, I know it’s Buchanan and all, but still.