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"First Time"

Been working on my digital art skills a little, still kinda' suck- but here's some Huskerdust ♡

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Oh my god

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TMNT IDW #103 (2020)

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You ever think about the first person who wrote out “uwu” and wonder if they knew the storm that would be unleashed?

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Burned Piccolo today 🔥💪

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My 1st and 2nd wood burning pieces ever.. these are so hard

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Accidentally telling your friend (Malik) that you love him at 3 am

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Yugi: hey guys, did you see that new Christmas tree Kaiba put up in front of KaibaCorp? It's the biggest tree I've ever seen!

Tristan: oh yeah, it's like rich boy always has to have everything super-sized. Almost like he's compensating for something, huh Joey?

Joey: ..surprisingly not.

Yugi and Tristan: what-

Joey: -what

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Gohan: ow- Why did you pinch me?!

Piccolo: ..we're under the mistletoe, Gohan.

Gohan: ...

Piccolo: ...

Gohan: People have to kiss under the mistletoe, Pic.

Piccolo: so when the hell do I pinch you

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Kaiba: One bonus of being An Adult™ is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching my brother cry inside. Kaiba: A fine example: the other day I pointed at the Blue-Eyes White Dragon and, while looking Mokuba right in the eye, went “Man, is that bae or what, huh?” and the look on his face was something I will treasure for years. 

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You’ve got these 3 turtles & their girls.

But then I remembered them also crushing on other girls…

Raphael, despite being in a Long distance relationship (at the time), doesn’t do this!

He had a chance to, but he didn’t.

@mariathejedi8875

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Raph: what the hell, Mona!? What was all that punchin' me for back on the shell cycle??

Mona: first of all, there were a lotta bugs on the road tonight

Raph: ...

Mona: ...

Raph: how'd I get so damn lucky

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Leo: Our brother is in danger

Raph: But Donnie is right here?

Leo: I don’t know how to break this to you, but we have another brother

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Donnie, unable to sleep: Mikey, what time is it?

Mikey: I dunno, let me check

*Plays Single Ladies on the recorder*

Raph: whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING BEYONCÉ ON THE RECORDER AT 2 AM?

Mikey: It’s 2 am

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Leo: I’m leader so I make the decisions!

Raph, immediately:

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I need some Piccohan one-shot themes if anyone wants to give me some. <3

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“Then I fell in love and everything went to hell.”

— Severus Snape