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Bill: You know what's better than traumatizing one Pines?

Bill: Bam! Traumatizing all four of them.

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The “REAL” reason Steve dosent have arms!

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That's a creature if I've ever seen one.

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 10000 likes!

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I literally posted about him moments ago...🌱

Odysseus: I'm a monster. No god or mythical would ever see me as man, let alone my family...they're all going to hate me.

Them:

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Not pictured: Hermes recording the entire thing

@seraphichana @crows-junk-pile

Odysseus: I'm a monster. No god or mythical would ever see me as man, let alone my family...they're all going to hate me.

Them:

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In a world where John Constantine somehow arrives to Gravity Falls before Grunkle Ford does he's going to have an annoyingly determined 12 year old following him around everywhere.

Even going to literal hell wouldn't shake Dipper off.

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*The Pilgrim's cooking skills* Zhu Bajie: *master chef* Sun Wukong: *knows a few recipes* Sha Wujing: *can follow instructions on a box* Tripitaka: *made soup once* Bai Longma: *banned from the kitchen*

Sounds about right.

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Thank you everyone who got me to 1000 reblogs!

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Odysseus: I'm a monster. No god or mythical would ever see me as man, let alone my family...they're all going to hate me.

Them:

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I think one of the best things about dipcifica (both romantic and platonic) is just that neither of them have a clue about what the other person is like.

Like yeah, Dipper doesn't have any idea about modern fashion and other stuff Pacifica values but Pacifica doesn't know either.

And if they even decided to date, both of them are gonna struggle planning it. Dipper 'overthinking' pines for obvious reasons

and Pacifica cuz, what is she supposed to do? Most of what she knows isn't going to work with Dipper like it would with other people.

Is she supposed to plan a date in the supernatural black market? Do they even have restaurants like the mall does?? Can she even reserve a table???

And what is she supposed to wear? An alien outfit? Dipper likes kissing aliens right? What fashion do aliens even have?!

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You know what I want to see more of in Merlin fics? I want more completely unhinged Arthur.

Think about it. This man grew up with zero examples of a healthy relationship, romantic or platonic, so there's no way he knows what healthy boundaries are for friendships and romantic relationships.

So, I want to see Arthur being completely unhinged when it comes to Merlin and Gwen. Those two make up about 90% of Arthur's sanity, so if something happens to either of them, Arthur would go apeshit.

I'm talking Arthur throwing an assassin who hurt Gwen onto a pyre, because his father taught him that that's what you do with people who hurt someone you love.

Or Merlin trying to temporarily leave Camelot after an argument with Arthur, only to be knocked out and dragged back to Camelot, and he wakes up wearing handcuffs a friendship bracelet that keeps him connected to Arthur, because Merlin isn't allowed to just leave Arthur for no good reason!

I just want Arthur to be unhinged sometimes, as a little treat for him!

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Arthur, Merlin, Gwen and Morgana get isekai into Gravity Falls Masterpost

What is this? (Context for BBC Merlin × Gravity Falls crossover)

Mabel tries to convince Arthur that magic is good

Arthur's opinion on Waddles Short

Legend of the Gobblewonker Snippet

Fight fighters Snippet

Arthur and the Twins (Art)

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Context Masterpost

Arthur: Why does your Grunkle even let you leave the Shack in the first place?!

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Arthur: my servant touched me

Geoffrey: Sire, there is no need for you to worry. There are several law books on how to sack a servant, even if he was promoted for saving your life

Arthur: no

Arthur: you don't understand

Arthur: I need more

Geoffrey: ... Sire, there is no need for you to worry. There are several books on master servant erotica available, requested by several of your ancestors.

Arthur: that's my man

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Here, take this context and Masterpost with you

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Arthur sipped the Pitt cola enjoying the rare quietness in the Mystery Shack. Everyone was out or finishing up their chores for the day.

He wondered how Dipper's fight with the 15 year old went. Even if the guy had the size advantage over Dipper, he didn't really look like he had fought many people before. With Dipper's experience with the many near fatal supernatural threats he guessed Dipper would have a decent chance. And if he lost it would be a good lesson to be better.

His father did the same for him. It worked out well for Arthur.

A familiar groan came from the said 12 year old as he entered the room with his own drink. Arthur glanced at the kid to find him covered in bruises as he painfully limped to the unoccupied chair. That guy really didn't hold back, did he?

"Guess the fight didn't go well?" Arthur asked Dipper. Maybe he felt just a bit bad for the kid.

Dipper winced, whether from pain or shame, it would forever be unknown.

"Yeah, you try fighting him." Dipper sighed.

Arthur scoffed, "I'm pretty sure I dont even need both my hands to beat that guy."

"Oh, you think I meant-no, I meant Rumble Mcskirmish."

Arthur remembered Dipper telling him about him being a-what was it? 'Video game character', a concept he was still grappling with. Dipper claimed at the time the Rumble could beat Arthur. A very bold accusation considering-

"I thought you said he wasn't real."

"Yeah. And I hope he stays that way."

"These things come to life too, huh." Arthur didn't question further. Things randomly came to life in this weird town and he guessed not real people weren't an exception.

"Well, I'm never bringing a video game character to life ever again."

"Yeah, I guess it would be hard for a little kid like you." Arthur grieved the excitement he missed.

Dipper stared intensely at him. He took a deep breath before he spoke, "You know what? Forget what I said earlier. Get your sword. We're going to the arcade right no- ow. I mean right after Soos gets the bandages. You're going to get your fight."

"Well, who am I to say no to good fun."

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