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Ford and Dipper would intentionally make nerd jokes and frustating STEM puns just to annoy Stan and Mabel.

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Dipper: At the party, the zombies killed the two government agents.

Government agents: Quit telling everyone we're dead!

Dipper: Sometimes I can still hear their voices.

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Can you trust your imperfections?

Chapter 3 is out!

Story Summary:

Anything can be solved with love and friendship, right?

With no other options left, Ford has decided on a more...permanent solution for the shapeshifter- a remnant of his many past mistakes. Mabel however, strongly disagrees and decides to take matters into her own hands.

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Romantic Disaster Pacifica my beloved,

Quotes from this post

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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Ah yes, Merlin sassing every royal he can find,

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Can you trust your imperfections?

chapter 2 is out! Story Summary:

Anything can be solved with love and friendship, right?

With no other options left, Ford has decided on a more...permanent solution for the shapeshifter- a remnant of his many past mistakes. Mabel however, strongly disagrees and decides to take matters into her own hands.

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Can you trust your imperfections?

chapter 1 is out!

Anything can be solved with love and friendship, right?

With no other options left, Ford has decided on a more...permanent solution for the shapeshifter- a remant of his many past mistakes. Mabel however, strongly disagrees and decides to take matters into her own hands.

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Merlin 1998 memes be upon ye,

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Llama Uther AU

Where everything's the same except Uther's a llama.

"So the king, he really is-"

"Yes Merlin, but I wouldn't recommend bringing it up while you're here."

"But Gaius, h-"

"Uther punished many magic users, including those who were unfortunate enough to be visiting here. One particular one cursed him to be a Llama before the fire overtook her."

"And the curse is unbreakable?"

"Oh no. Anyone with a basic knowledge on curses and magic could break it."

"Then why?"

"Because that would require magic. And the King knows that."

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Bill: You know what's better than traumatizing one Pines?

Bill: Bam! Traumatizing all four of them.

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The “REAL” reason Steve dosent have arms!

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That's a creature if I've ever seen one.

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 10000 likes!

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I literally posted about him moments ago...🌱

Odysseus: I'm a monster. No god or mythical would ever see me as man, let alone my family...they're all going to hate me.

Them:

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Not pictured: Hermes recording the entire thing

@seraphichana @crows-junk-pile

Odysseus: I'm a monster. No god or mythical would ever see me as man, let alone my family...they're all going to hate me.

Them:

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In a world where John Constantine somehow arrives to Gravity Falls before Grunkle Ford does he's going to have an annoyingly determined 12 year old following him around everywhere.

Even going to literal hell wouldn't shake Dipper off.