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Real-life footage of me after Sinsmas:

(Send help)

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The universal Owl House fan experience of

"girlfriend? Oh no that won't do" OH YOU FUCKING BITCH

"We'll find you another girlfriend, someone who isn't on wanted posters" You- nonbigoted fucking bitch

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I will never EVER forget this iconic RoB moment

Cause it really was that relatable, Hiccup really went “everything is fine” and Stoick smiled at him knowingly for about 4 seconds before Hiccup went “FINE YOU WIN” and proceeded to completely loose it

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Husk and Angel Dust in their human forms 🤍

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Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III is an absolute loser and I love him for it

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This kitty looks so mad

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top 5 bi4bi animated couples ranked from “yeah that makes sense” to “duh bitch we already knew that”

5. Hiccup and Astrid

astrid is so bi that it hurts but hiccup? well…

it’s not that i think he’s NOT bi and he’s definitely not completely straight but idk to me he’s one of those guys who has only ever felt attracted to women but is open to being attracted to men in the future

is heteroflexible a term that people actually use? hiccup would

4. Sophie and Howl

similar to above howl is THE MOST BI but sophie is…i mean she probably is right?? she’s probably just pretty nonchalant about it because she never dated anyone before howl

and she COULD date people while they’re married but howl is already such a handful she couldn’t handle even more chaos

3. Anastasia and Dimitri

here’s a little tip: EVERY 👏 BICKERING 👏 FICTIONAL COUPLE 👏 IS BI4BI 👏👏👏👏

these two are the beatrice and benedick of animation and i don’t think need to say anything more than that

2. Rapunzel and Eugene

eugene is so queer he went by a drag king name for the longest time and rapunzel is the hinge at the center of the eugene-rapunzel-cassandra polycule AND THAT’S THAT

1. Mulan and Shang

bisexuality was invented in ancient china by a clumsy genderfluid nerd and the secretly dorky soldier who fell head over heels for them when the nerd became a badass

and that’s beautiful to me 😊

Honorary Mention: Linguini and Colette

i’m pretty sure i’m the only person on earth who gets even remotely excited about the romance subplot in ratatouille but that being said

he’s a tall skinny easily-pegged twink and she’s a certified french baddie with THE bisexual bob of all time they get restaurant patrons lining up not to just taste their food but to try to be their third

(most of them only last a night)

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i propose a redo of race to the edge, but this time with a mature rating. imagine:

(spoilers for rtte)

actually being able to see characters deaths and wounds

more depth into snotlout and spitelouts relationship- it’s clearly not a healthy one

more depth into hiccstrid and other couples

specifically, queer couples and characters- we know gobber and snotlout are gay/bi respectively, but we never get more info on that subject

actual blood and wounds

let!!! them!!! say!!!!! fuck!!!!!

more clarification on which dragon fire hurts which dragons, and which ones don’t

blood!!

ruff and tuff clearly have things to say that are not age appropriate, let them say it

could go more in depth with the scarier side of the dragons

show the effects of characters getting wounded!!!!

just. everything about dagur.

could go more in depth with fishlegs’s anxiety?

on that note, all of the gang’s mental health- hiccup clearly overworks and blames himself for everything, astrid has obvious anger issues and pent up rage, snotlout pretends to think he’s better than everyone else to mask his cripplingly low self esteem, fishlegs 100% has anxiety or some kind of panic disorder, ruff is already canonically frustrated with being “a woman in a man’s world” and doesn’t feel appreciated enough, and tuff doesn’t seem to value his own well being very much- not to mention that he literally has hallucinations sometimes

and dagur definitely has something that causes him to be in a constant state of mania

gustav and his parents- he said his mother only notices he’s gone after the third day????

at least one person on berk has (consensually) fucked a dragon. give me some background on that.

at least half of the riders cursing like sailors

being able to show sicknesses better- the time astrid caught the scourge of odin, the time astrid got deathly poisoned, plus the time astrid went blind (astrid sure does get beat up a lot damn)

just give me all the things we couldn’t have as kids!!!! blood!!! gore!!!!!!! death!!!!!!! cursing!!!!!! gays!!!!!!!!! abusive relationships!!!!!!!!! kissing that doesn’t look awkward and forced!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! monster fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is all, thank you for your time

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imagine this: they are both sober

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Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

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“Let me get this straight. I, a Fae, have spent LITERAL CENTURIES studying the subtle arts of deception, glamour, deceit, and misdirection, and you, a mere human, can just stand there and say things that are untrue?!” “Yeah, that’s about right.”

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So Episode 6 wasn't my favorite but! I did collect all the soft stares Angel gave Husk

Bonus:

Angel being Niffty's dad

The heaven part was okay for me but Angel and the gang was wonderful

Can't wait to finish the season

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some more subtitles

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Working at the hotel (1/2)