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I made a fanwork for this lovely piece as my contribution to the @bi-widower-dads holiday gift exchange!

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| G | Bard X Thranduil | Canonverse | 2k (oneshot)

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Barduil Month Day 27 - First Kiss

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This is so sweet @myeaglesong , thank you so much!! 😊

Merry Christmas!

I am here today to post my two gifts for @bishkebab, that were inspired by their fic, "This, our bed"

I've posted the two edits that I've made inspired by the fic above, on here. I hope that you like these edits. The gifts were made as part of @bi-widower-dads barduil gift exchange 2024.

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sometimes your favorite fanfic isn't a fanfic at all but the insane DM's between you and your equally freaky mutual

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i desperately want to do one of those “pick a song that’s turning 20 in 2025” polls but instead of all the songs being chosen to appeal directly to american tumblr users who had an emo phase i will take them, with bare minimum selectivity or curation, from the uk official year end charts so that everybody has to choose between shayne ward and the crazy frog song

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Tagging @blizsquees

Making a chain cause why not!? Hdisiwisjs

Put your name/nickname in the Character Headcanon Generator and see what you get!

Link!

Erm...so-

@starsinthenigth @mxnaceo @duckp0t + Anyone who wants to do it! (No pressure)

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End of the year = cleaning my desk. This Finrod and Beor doodle from June (?) was hidden there ♥

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Holy shit… please…take this quiz…

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god grant me the strength to write my weird porn, the serenity to write my weird porn and the wisdom to write my weird porn

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barduil be like

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the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline

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Artist: Pseudohades (Ao3)/@plutolichen

Author: Bishkebab (Ao3)/@bishkebab

Decade and One

A fake-dating, oh-my-God-they-were-roommates Modern AU.

Chapters: 15/15 (78,353 words)

Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: See author’s note

Relationships: Bard the Bowman/Thranduil (Tolkien)

Summary:

When a fateful encounter reunites newly-widowed Bard with the stripper from his best friend's bachelorette party - also a single father - an impulse offer begins a decade of friendship neither would have anticipated. But when Thranduil's past comes back to haunt him in the form of an unexpected visitor, he and Bard begin a farce that might become more complicated than they originally thought.

Prompts:

1.) Thranduil is a stripper in another country and Bard gets a dance from him when there for a Bachelor's party. Years later they end up in the same place.

2.) Thranduil's partner left him and baby Legolas. When she tries to get back in their life years later, Thranduil says he is in a relationship with his best friend Bard. They are both in love but think it's unrequited.

-Artwork here and here (NSFW)-

A collaboration for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Collaboration hosted by @fellowshipofthefics

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*for our purposes, a youtube account only counts if you’ve used it to post videos.

reblog for reach/bigger sample size!!

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being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

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