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yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

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So much creative content is coming out right now AND I WANT TO WRITE ABOUT ALL OF THEM!

If there is a web-series, YouTube channel or even a novel you want me to check out, let me know at my Ko-fi page!

I am not afraid to look at NSFW, horror and everything in between.

TRY. ME.

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All Might: *Gets a call from some villains saying that they have Deku* Oh no.

All Might: *Calls Todoroki and gets police to trace the call*

Todoroki & All Might: *Burst in the room to save Deku*

Deku: Ans that’s why I think that you should all give up being villains and become heroes! The one with the water quirk would be a great help to Gang Orca and the one with the light and darkness quirk would be a great help to Eraser Head!!

Todoroki: What the heck?

Deku: Oh hey, All Might! Hey Todoroki!

Villains: *in tears facing Todoroki and All Might* He just made us re-evaluate our life desicions, so now we feel bad. Please take him back, we’re sorry that we kidnapped him.

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alright so it's annual donation drive time over on AO3, and I've already seen the usual "this is ridiculous/this is shady/what are they doing with all that money” so here's your yearly reminder:

servers are fucking expensive

there are no fees or ads and they're not selling your information anywhere, so the only money comes from donations

the budget is always public and the 2019 update is here if you want to see for yourself exactly where the money is going

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I'm currently open for commissions! If you need help with your current project, writing or even a school essay, check out the attached link!

I can't wait to work with you.

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Commissions

I’m starting to freelance as a second job to help others with their work as well as improve my skills for the future. You can also DM me or email at jasmlove01@gmail.com if you would like more details or have any questions.

I hope you have a wonderful day!

Services and Descriptions

Proofreader: review content for the client in order to correct spelling, grammar, usage, and punctuation with suggestions for improvement of the text

Developmental Editor: work alongside the client to assist in the development of the project until completion (i.e. a webcomic)

Fact-Checker: cross-reference factual assertions in nonfiction texts and checking the correctness of said facts for the client 

Researcher: a systematic investigation on a provided subject(s) for the client

Transcriber: listen to a provided audio clip and write down what is heard with feedback attached for the client

English Language Assistance: review content and provide feedback on the client’s usage of the English language (open to both native and nonnative English speakers)

Spanish-English Translation: translate a text from English to Spanish AND/OR Spanish to English for the client

Spanish-English Transcription: listen to a provided audio clip and translate it from English to Spanish AND/OR Spanish to English with feedback attached for the client 

Education

Bachelor of Arts, May 2019

Major: English

Minor: Criminal Justice

Experience

Understanding of the Spanish language

Spanish learning during my undergraduate degree program (2014-2019)

Elementary Spanish I (Span 101 - Fall 2015) - Final Grade: A

Elementary Spanish II (Span 102 - Spring 2016) - Final Grade: A

Intermediate Spanish (Span 201 - Fall 2016) - Final Grade: B

Spanish Phonetics and Conversation (Span 301 - Spring 2017) - Final Grade: B

Tutoring (January - May 2017)

assisted three upperclassmen to increase their understanding and memorization of Spanish for this semester

Customer Translation Assistance (Since Fall 2015)

With my primary job as an assistant manager in the fast-food industry, I have helped my co-workers and customers alike better communicate with Spanish-English assistance in order to improve their dining experience at our location.

Research analysis and methods 

Since Fall 2014, my degree program has trained me to accurately examine large amounts of information while also analyzing the contents of said information for accuracy and relevance to the subject matter.

Editor and Research Assistance For Long-Term Projects

Webcomic Script Editor (Since July 2017)

I assist Jesse Adams with her multiple web-comics by analyzing rough drafts of the written script and sketched panels. I then offer critique, suggestions, and improve the works via editing and proofreading.

Notes on Prices

I go by 250 words per page in my calculations, so please keep that in mind for your request!

Discuss with me the details with your request and we can figure out the final costs before I start the project.

My prices use the unit USD (United States Dollars) for currency.

Prices

Proofreader ($20 - $25/hr)

Or 8 cents per word

Developmental Editor ($20 - $25/hr)

Or 8 cents per word

$5 research fee if applicable

Fact-Checker ($10 - $15/hr)

$5 research fee is NOT included in the hourly pay

Final Price Includes . . .

Research fee + hourly pay

Researcher ($20 - $25/hr)

$5 research fee is NOT included in the hourly pay

Final Price Includes . . . 

Research fee + hourly pay

Transcriber ($10 - $20/hr)

$2/audio minute is NOT included in the hourly pay

Final Price Includes . . .

Audio minutes + hourly pay

English Language Assistance ($10 - $15/hr)

Can include audio AND/OR written word

Will be charged accordingly

Spanish-English Translation ($10 - $15/hr)

Or 10 cents per word

Spanish-English Transcription ($20 - $30/hr)

$2.50/audio minute is NOT included in the hourly pay

Final Price Includes . . .

Audio minutes + hourly pay

Additional Fees To Pay Attention To!

NSFW (Not Safe for Work) Content = $8 added to the final price

5% overall tax for time and labor

Pay per audio minute for Transcribing!

$5 research fee to cover research expenses!

$3 document transfer fee if documents are NOT Microsoft Word!

Required Materials To Begin

Contact Information

Can include Tumblr, Twitter or Instagram for quick contact between all parties involved

But email must still the primary way of contact for the document transfers

Project Information

Details for your commission

Document Programs

Microsoft Word is preferable

With said document attached to your email as needed

I will still work with you if the document is NOT Microsoft Word. Please be aware of the document transfer fee that will be included.

How It All Works

You contact me with your proposition.

Then, I receive every detail necessary for your commission

Can include (but not limited to): Deadlines, problem areas, questions.

Send the document my way via email.

We calculate the prices and come to an agreement.

After the initial payment, I work on the assignment.

I will then need the rest of the payment once I complete the assignment.

After the final payment, I will send the completed commission back to you!

Payment

Only PayPal OR Ko-fi payments accepted

No full refunds

If you pay in full the first time, you have nothing to worry about!

Tips are not included in your invoice but are highly appreciated!

The initial payment is after the final price calculations are agreed upon.

Any commissions (+$25) are to be paid in full OR in 2 or more payments.

Fees are to be paid before the final work is returned to the client.

Final payment must be paid before the final work is sent back! 

The first payment must be between 24-120 hours (1-5 days) after the final prices are agreed upon. 

The final payment must be paid between 24-72 hours (1-3 days) or no final work returned.

Disclaimer: All types of written works are open to my services. However, when I receive your request, I reserve the right to decline your request. My professional critique of your submission is not indicative of any form of discrimination towards you or your submission.

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IMPORTANT

@flurbejurbvondurp

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People say that self inserts are cringy but remember that famous poet Dante Alighieri, who wrote one of the most important works in Italian literature, straight up made a giant three part fan fiction where he and his idol/mancrush, the famous poet Virgil, journey through Hell on behalf of his dead girlfriend and everyone who he didn’t like was there and suffered punishment for all eternity and then he blames three whole popes and the entire fucking city of Florence, Italy for the shitty state of the Church and over seven hundred years later it’s played a major influence in Western culture people are still praising it and analyzing it so honestly who gives a fuck lmfao

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Trying to find the perfect name for a character, but you only have a vague idea of what you want, like “he feels like a 2-syllable kind of guy” or “It need a hard consonant at the end.”   

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god i love cg drews tweets

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Read more here:

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hey ao3 can you like give the extra $38k you made from this month’s funds drive to charity

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NO 😂

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a hard pill to swallow: if an audience can pick up on where the story is going, it’s a good story.

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One of my students turned in a paper arguing that Hamlet and Macbeth both view death as a solution to their problems and the only difference is that Hamlet wants to kill himself and Macbeth would rather kill everybody else and I honestly treasure this insight.

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a gentle reminder to not compare your chapter one to someone’s chapter twenty.