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Hey!! I thought I would start a new collection series!!

Where I found them: GameStop, Box Lunch

Fun fact: I’m only ONE yoshi away from having them all!

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Luigi: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Daisy: We got spring water

Luigi: NO.

Rosalina: with EXTRA minerals

Daisy: it's like licking a stalagmite

Luigi: DON'T COME HOME.

Daisy: Mmmmm cave water

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Mario: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Peach: *shrugs*

Peach: *chugs entire bottle*

Peach: It’s perfume.

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Mario: We need a distraction.

Luigi: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Daisy, whispering: My time has come.

He should’ve known.

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STOP I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OMG WHAT 🥹🥹🧡

Bringing the incorrect quotes to life omg 🥹🧡

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Mario: Good morning.

Peach: Good morning.

Blue Toad: Good morning.

Yellow Toad: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Daisy: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

I’d like to think this is how they were on the Wonder adventure 💀

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I’m actually so excited for this new mario party game, y’all have no idea

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lol frrrr 🥹

This pose is so cunty

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This pose is so cunty

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This picture is gold, can we talk about it? Good, cause I was going to anyways.

First we have poor bowser over here burning his pancake

Goomba using his teeth to flip his 😭😭

These two giving off pure sibling vibes

Waluigi lookin like he’s getting chased by this thing

And Daisy having the cute expression of “I’m gonna beat some ass”

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It’s funny that Mario bosses are usually just silly chubby guys then everything ends with Bowser, while Kirby fights are random beasts then end with a biblically-accurate angel.

I think about this often.