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The Energizer Bunny keeps going & going to court since he's not the original battery bunny Surprisingly to those of us in North America, this story actually begins with another battery manufacturer, Duracell.

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Distraction Free Writing with Markdown Is My Jam

Writing in Markdown can increase your productivity if you do a lot of online publishing.

Like any art form, writing is rendered in many different styles and each individual has his or her own approach. For so many of my online jobs I prefer to use Markdown. It’s dead simple and works universally. Markdown has made me more productive, perhaps it can help you too. (more…)

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Meet the inspiring Sufyvn from Sudan. He fills cavities by day & drops sick beats at night. When some people think of the dentist, they imagine that terrifying drilling sound. However, there's a dentist in Sudan whose sound is so popular, he may have to quit and pursue a career in music.

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Me3 - A Smart Tinder for Friendship

How do you make friends as an adult? It's a tough question. How about an app that can help

There’s a million dating apps out there, but what if you just want to meet friends without benefits? How do you make friends in a world where everyone is staring at their smart phones? With an app, obviously. (more…)

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Hollywood Starlet Hedy Lamarr Created The Tech That Makes Your Smartphone Work

Kendall Jenner brings us offensive Pepsi ads, Hedy Lamarr gave us WiFi.

“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.” According to film historian Richard Schickel, that’s a quote from Hedy Lamarr who was far from stupid. (more…)

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Our film industry exists because of one woman in the 1800s. Thank you Alice Guy-Blaché. March was Women's History Month which is a great opportunity to learn about the heroines of yesterday who got us where we are today.

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Of course someone has built a homemade Westworld sex bot. “Thank you for holding, I’m Jake a RoboSex customer service representative. How can I help?” “Yes, my brand new Daphne doll hates me and won’t let me have sex.”

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Guys, why aren't you wearing a garter belt to keep your shirts tucked? It's impossible to keep your shirt tucked. Do they make bodysuits for men? Well, here's the next best thing.

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Forget self-driving cars, science can now create vaginas in the lab. It’s going to be a while before you can grab your credit card and order a vagina online, but scientists have successfully grown vaginas in the lab.

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A paid break from work to go home and sex up your spouse? Move to Sweden. That time your boss said, "You're attitude is a problem. Frankly, you need to get laid. Don't come back to work until that's happened."

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Sex The Bottle Is Like Spin The Bottle But With Death Not Kisses

Beer is a dangerous vice for many. Sadly it can be fatal, but deadly sex with a beer?

You can love a beverage, but you shouldn’t make love to it. (more…)

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7 Things You Think Famous People Said and Did (But Actually Didn't)

Did you know these famous quotes & deeds are misattributed to historic figures?

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” Misattributing quotes and deeds to the wrong individuals is something we do over and over as a society and that, is insane. (more…)

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If you know someone on death row in Arizona, you may have to deliver his/her lethal injection. You'll think twice now before breaking the law in Arizona. After all, can you afford to pay for your own execution?

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Sex is great and all, but I want to have the high score on the smart condom leaderboard. “Slow down! First I have to put my smart condom ring on so I can show my bros how good I gave it to ya!” The future of sex sounds so romantic.

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A Tour of The Useless Web

A.I. & search engines take all the fun out of the web. Get lost with us in the useless web.

Random fun that results in corn dog on corn dog action? Yes, I’d be glad to tell you more. (more…)

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Is the next film Star Wars VIII: Dark Side Daddies? Look at the size of that sex toy! It's not the size of the lightsaber, it's how you use it subliminally sell theme park rides and penetrate other billboards?

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This Braille smart watch is much cooler than your loud mouth Apple Watch. The current generation of phones have done a lot of work in the area of accessibility, but technology created exclusively for the needs of the visually impaired can be much more expensive and cumbersome.