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Call now to recieve help with the inability to make phone calls!

Fill out this forum to receive assistance with your difficulty filling out forms

Come on down to our center thats two hours away so we can give assistance with your inability to walk or drive

There's help out there! You're just not trying hard enough!

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hanging out with straight people is weird cause what do you mean you don’t think Vi is objectively hot?

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I’m going into lifelong debt to live with a roomate I hate in a place that is fundamentally broken

if I was 18 and able bodied maybe this would be fun but I’m 20 and disabled and my brain is a little too developed for this

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AIDS quilt contributions for Muppet performer Richard Hunt (1951-1992), who was the original muppeteer for characters including Scooter, Janice, Beaker, Sweetums and Statler. He began his career with the Henson body of work as a performer on Sesame Street in the 1970s, and was a major presence in a number of Henson's most famous creations, including The Muppet Show and Fraggle Rock.

Hunt was openly gay and one of Jim Henson's closest colleagues, orating and performing at his memorial service. When Hunt passed away from AIDS-related complications less than two years after Henson's own loss, he would have a service at the very same church where he memorialized his friend.

Image source: Muppet Central

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why am I crying over missing my ex all of a sudden? why is it that every time I walk into a store I have an unquenchable need to by chocolate cookies??

turns out I’m menstruating…shark week as the kids call it

checks out… ooP

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me and all my friends are frat boys now despite not being boys but we are all rushing frats :)

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my RA just put our whole floor into Slack to communicate with us for the year and I have come to the conclusion that it is the corporate version of discord

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fascinated by this reply

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clutches head...... my ocs...

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WOOT WOOT WE LOVE THE MUPPETS! ✨🌈

🌈✨A very happy The Muppets Movie Anniversary to all who celebrate✨

(You all should be celebrating)

44 years guys!!!!!

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I agree most heartily

happy pride all 🌈✨

To me Kermit the Frog is like one of those characters who’s every letter of the LGBTQ+ acronym at once based on who’s looking at him. Kermit is transmasc? Sure. Kermit is a lesbian? Okay. Kermit is a gay man? Why not. Kermit is transfem? I should’ve known.

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We are proud to announce 2 new amtrak initiatives for Pride Month

Firstly

We will begin tracking down billionaires, tying them to the Northeast Corridor and selling tickets for people to watch the executionfor cheap

And Second,

We will start running Trans Trains

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I may have just been rejected by my dream school but hey Muppets From Space is on amazon prime so you win some you lose some

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no one ever talks about how difficult it is to be in a gay relationship like I spend so much time thinking about my girlfriend and how much I love and cherish her

before I had a partner I don’t even know what I did with my time

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turns out when you have good teachers and you actually talk to them they can help you problem solve when you run up against problems in their class??! who would’ve known???

anyways my prof informed me (after I sent her a borderline incoherent email) that I could just not turn in this assignment that I’m struggling on/is causing me a considerable amount of stress/was due last week and it won’t affect my grade as long as I complete the final!!

she was like “just don’t do it” literally had never crossed my mind lmao

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me rn “why am I so grumpy? why am I having such a having such a hard time completing basic tasks?” I’m literally in a stress induced flare

people with chronic pain will go “ why can’t I sleep well? Why am I crying for no reason? Why am I getting frustrated easily ?” Not yet realizing their pain got worse

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I am once again asking myself: is this my regular, chronic sickness? Or is it a new, temporary, contagious sickness?