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Okay but iMagine tHis:

Will Treaty getting drunk with Cassandra and Horace.

Ok ok, it sounds stupid but let me get this out of my brain. Just think about Will going to Araluen for some “big important meeting” or whatever, and the night before he goes out to dinner with Cassie and Horace...just cuz they all BFFs.

And of course, being the adorable idiots they are, they have a drinking contest. Cassandra wins. They are all absofuckinlutely wasted by the end of the night. And eventually, they end up passed out on the floor of Cassandra's apartment.

The next day they go to the meeting cOmpletely hungover but trying to hide it so that they don’t get in trouble. (Btw I’m imagining their ages to be around 24-25 ish) But they fail miserably and after the meeting, Duncan hides a smile as he sends Cassandra to her room to get some sleep.

And Halt and Crowley do the same for their boys. But are also highly amused by the situation.

Yes I’m aware this is the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard but believe it or not, this headcanon is what got me through my writing class today lmao.

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Source: @bluefoodmonster ’s incorrect quote :D

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dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

Who are you Whats your favorite color

Favorite ship

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Thank

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I just want to know if the rumours have any truth to them. Did Crowley or did he not once accidentally light his cloak on fire?

Crowley: I cannot confirm those rumors. 

Halt: The answer to your question is no. But only because it happened more than once. 

Will: It’s actually become an example of what not to do. Third-year apprentices have to memorize the story and recount all of the things he did wrong to pass their assessment. 

Gilan: Crowley tried to repeal this when he became commandant. But he ended up not succeeding, because we all gave him too much paperwork to even think about it. 

Crowley: Is that why you all suddenly found so many wolves in the woods?

Halt: I cannot confirm those rumors. 

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Hi all! What’s your favourite colour?

Will: *dramatically* The color of Alyss’s eyes. Silver like the moon. 

Horace: Your favorite color is red... 

Will: *glares* No... 

Halt: Yes... 

Will: At least I’m not saying it’s the color of the sky, like you. The sky is many colors, Halt. The color changes. 

Halt: Exactly. 

Alyss: I like blue. 

Evanlyn: So do I. 

Horace: My favorite is green. 

Gilan: It’s because he loves us rangers so much. 

Horace: I what?

Crowley: My favorite color is yellow. It’s a happy color. 

*Halt snorts*

Gilan: I like brown. Like coffee. 

Side note: Rika’s favorite color is actually silver(and not because of a desire to be romantic) The Lady O’mystery likes gray-blue, and apparently finds it funny to poke me with her practice sword while I am typing

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To Crowley and Halt: what was it like to be trained by Pritchard?

Crowley: There was a lot less paperwork, for one. It was kind of like working with a less grumpy Halt. 

Halt: I’m not sure how you survived... 

Crowley: I wasn’t being hunted for one. 

Halt: I learned by practicing. Pritchard just directed my natural talent for hiding. 

Crowley: He says talent.... But... A necessary learned skill might be a better description. 

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To Halt: what was it like growing up in Clonmel? I know your brother wasn't the nicest person and honestly I don't know anything about your parents, but I think your sister was a really nice person

We are back kids! Sorry that it took so long, apparently pandemics don’t stop school or work, but we are back now and hope you enjoy our answers!

Halt: They were the worst years of my life. 

Will: Hence, why he refuses to talk about them. 

Gilan: He’s very broody when it comes up. 

Will: He’s always broody. 

Crowley: Good point. It’s probably because of the worst years of his life. 

Pauline: Are you guys ever nice to each other?

Horace: No. 

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tell me on anon what you'd never tell me off anon

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Hi! So I was wondering if maybe some people would like to help me with something!

I am working on what I am calling the 25 day Christmas project on Instagram in order to brighten up the year for everyone as this year I know at least I won't be able to celebrate the way I usually do.

The project is I am recording 25 Christmas songs up to Christmas, along with few other people who are joining me to record. But I am also posting a picture with each of the songs.

So if you are musically or artistically talented and need something to do other then work and sit around all day contact me at:

Tumblr:

@rikathewriter

@youhavegottobejokingeustace

@askrangersapprentice

Instagram:

the25christmasproject

Email-

the25christmasproject@gmail.com

Even if you aren't artistically talented or musically talented I would love if we could brighten up your holiday season, or if you maybe know people who are able to help repost this!

Happy Holidays

Rika

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I can't fix the typo, dang it!

Hi! So in order to brighten up life little, I am going to do what I call "My crazy family story time" where I tell different stories from my crazy family. So come stop by at my main blog @rikathewriter to enjoy our zany adventures.

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disney character asks

snow white: do you believe in romance?

pinocchio: what's the biggest lie you ever told?

cinderella: what's your biggest dream in life?

alice: what was your favorite childhood fantasy?

peter pan: were you afraid of growing up?

captain hook: do you have any irrational fears?

sleeping beauty: have you ever fallen in love at first sight?

flora, fauna, and merriweather: what are your best 3 traits?

maleficent: have you ever cursed anyone? (or wanted to?)

roger & anita: do you have any pets?

cruella de ville: what's your particular vice?

madame mim: do you believe in magic?

mowgli: what are your bare necessities?

thomas o'malley: city or country?

robin hood: steal from the rich to give to the poor? or capitalism is doing just fine, thank you?

winnie the pooh: who was your childhood best friend?

ariel: what would you never give up for love?

ursula: what would you definitely give up for love?

sebastian: do you sing or play an instrument?

flounder: describe your best friend!

belle: what is your favorite book? (or books?)

beast: do you have a temper?

lumiere: how do you spend time with your friends?

cogsworth: are you early, late, or on time?

mrs. potts: favorite way of comforting yourself?

aladdin: what would you steal if you had the chance?

jasmine: where do you want to travel to?

jafar: what do you wish for?

simba: what's your favorite animal?

nala: did you have any childhood crushes?

timon & pumbaa: what do you do to relax?

pocahontas: do you have a purpose in life?

quasimodo: what's your favorite thing about who you are?

frollo: are you religious?

esmerelda: i've actually never seen hunchback. is it a good movie?

hercules: would you want to be famous?

hades: what's your favorite season?

the muses: what's your favorite type of music?

mulan: do you believe in honor?

mushu: have you ever broken a rule for the greater good?

kuzco: what's your personal style?

yzma: what animal would you want to change into?

kronk: what's your favorite thing to eat?

milo: do you speak any languages?

kida: what's your favorite period in history?

lilo: do you believe in angels?

stitch: do you believe in aliens?

nani: what have you worked really hard for?

rapunzel: how do you keep yourself busy when you're alone?

flynn rider: what nicknames do you have?

tiana: what's your dream job?

anna: do you have siblings? what's your relationship like with them?

elsa: what magic ability would you want to have?

kristoff: what's your ideal partner like?

hans: what could you never stand in a partner?

olaf: what traits do you like most in your friends?

vanellope: share a funny quirk you have.

hiro hamada: what useful thing should you invent?

baymax: what would be your superhero name?

judy: what's one thing you would change about the world?

nick: what's one thing you would never change about the world?

moana: what makes you a hero?

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Good morning to all one handed warriors, ship captains who dabble in inventions, lying identical twins, sneaky thieves, human chameleons, first mates with rage issues, faux-vikings who knit, ladies who commit arson and throw darts, dogs that looks like bears, and tall guys with terrifying glasses.

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for @shipper-of-things !!

ive been leaving weapons out during this request thing because it complicates the drawing and i have 1.5 brain cells right now but i thought including keren’s sword was appropriate

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outfit requests are closed now, i’m working through my inbox :)

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Hi! How has everyone been?

Sorry I (Rika) haven't been on here in ages. Life has been insane with a new job and all of that.

But tomorrow The Lady'o Mystery and I are going to try to finish the two questions left in the queue which means we are going to need more questions. It will be the Lady's birthday present to me as it is my birthday in 10 minutes (I.E. midnight where I live)

So start sending them in! If you have a question you want answered by the Rangers Apprentice crew, or maybe even the Heron crew send it in! We love answering them and would love to get more questions

Thanks you so much for your patience!!!

Rika

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moodboard: Caitlyn O’Carrick

She was one of the rare ones, so effortlessly herself, and the world loved her for it. - Atticus

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Halt and Jesper are alot alike:

They are great in sneaking

They are fast

They are curious 

And they don’t give a f#ck about authority!