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Callie, judging by your personality, I believe you have the power to simply Not Age if you so will it to happen. You are a powerful individual

CALLIE: ehehehe. its pawssible... i am purr-ety powerful... >:³c

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you have cool hair a devious face and a good name. you’re great i’m glad you stole their phone

CALLIE: thaaaank youuuu xP i keep it silly out here.

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HELLO? CHILD? WHOMST IS THEE? why are you a child and why are you white

CINDERS: Wh- you cant just Ask people why theyre white.

CALLIE: lmaoooo!! im albino. bit of a freak and a weirdo. im a child cause of how time works. who knows tho, maybe ill be one forever, lololol.

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callie have you ever committed a crime

CALLIE: my mom always says that if you dont tell the cops you did it they cant ever be sure ;3 so if i really did or didnt is ambiguous, but not really!

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callie. give tuna her eyes back

CALLIE: Naw, listen, i keep the left eye she keeps the right one thats the deal.

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CALLIE: hey. neal left this open. im calypso, their sister. usually. what’s up.

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Talking to BOMK the author BOMK. Don’t need to ask anything substantial I just want you to do cool backflip. if you dare.

BOMK: i wish.

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oh my god tuna i’m so fucking sorry i’ll never use that word again please don’t have me killed

PETUNIA: alright awesome.

PETUNIA: anyway i found it in a dumpster. thats all there really is to it l-m-a-o. its hand knit, too. im sure it was important to someone once. i have no idea what it went through. i just got it all cleaned and patched up, then it kinda became mine.

PETUNIA: aint seen anyone complain, so.

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Oh man you guys really are going to make me unveil my super secretive identity to ask about

(Is this private undisclosed classified information or may we be bestowed the eldritch knowledge of the horrors that must have unfolded that day)

CASSIDY: oh baby here we go

CASTOR: 'TWAS A BUSY SPRING AND I HAD SEVERAL PROJECT TO COMPLETE FOR SCHOOL. I HAD DRANK VARIOUS CAFFEINATED BEVERAGES AS TO MAINTAIN A STEADY WORKFLOW IN SPITE OF HOW ABSOLUTELY WRETCHED THEY ALL TASTED.

CASTOR: I mean absolutely fucking vile you have no idea, it was so so bad even with sweetened milk or whatever.

CASTOR: anyway- THREE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS OF THIS TURMOIL. THIS ABSOLUTE UNWARRANTED HORSESHIT. THIS TORTURE ON MY PERSON THAT IS COMPLETELY UNDESERVED. BUT I WAS FINALLY DONE. MY WORK WAS COMPLETE AND I COULD GO REST WITH MY GOOD, BELOVED, CLOSE FRIENDS WHO WOULD NEVER BETRAY ME-

CASSIDY: -and then i betrayed-

CASTOR: AND THEN SHE FUCKING BETRAYED ME!!! LIKE A BITCH! LIKE A FILTHY NO GOOD, NO FRIEND HAVING RIDICULOUS WHORE! SHE RUINED MY ENTIRE WEEK AFTER THAT!!! I ALMOST WENT TO THE FUCKIN HOSPITAL!

CASSIDY: you were fine.

CASTOR: yeah, fine enough to still go to school, unfortunately. anyway, fuck you, thats all there is to say on the matter.

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Anyone in this group multilingual?

CASSIDY: oh, hey nerds, this ones for you

NICHOLAS: cassie!!!! im not a nerd!!! im an immigrant! hay una diferencia!

SOLARIS: I am a nerd. i learned it for fun. [he actually learned it to cuss people out but he'd never admit to that.]

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Hey, Nick! I wanted to ask, what happened to your face? Given you wear the mask and all. If you’d rather not answer that’s completely understandable

(sorry if this is. a bit rude, it’s completely alright if you just don’t want to answer)

NICHOLAS: oh, uh.

CASTOR: this guy bothering you, king?

NICHOLAS: pfft noooo!!!! Its ok i just need a second that was real sudden.

NICHOLAS: um basically what happened is we were visiting a family member's ranch and there was this guard dog for the wooloo that didnt know me very well but i didnt realize that and ran straight at them in glee and-...

NICHOLAS: ...and got a lot of scars about it. I dont blame the dog though. it wasnt anyones fault.

NICHOLAS: Sooo yeah thats why i wear the mask! Its a little rude to ask yeah but i dont really mind???

NICHOLAS: I just wear it because i dont wanna freak anyone out and im kinda imposing enough as it is even though i really just wanna be Some Guy. Im pretty much over it now unless it... comes up, so to speak.

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Is there a comic for this ask blog if so where can I find it

BOMK: what? huh- OH!! youre talkin to ME!

BOMK: haha. no. i fuckin wish!!! but i dont have a proper outline for it yet so im taking it a bit slow and im setting up all the characters and their personalities and making references still.

BOMK: dont leave yet though!! there WILL be! eventually! i may host it on MSPFA or on DEVIANTART and i'll link it in the profile. probably gonna make it the pinned post.

BOMK: TLDR stick around and there will be. but not yet. this is it rn.

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Ooh! Same actually! Any favorite games Solaris? And any favorite songs from games? If you could, could you tell me what their themes and leitmotifs say too? (genuinely interested i love this stuff sososososo much)

SOLARIS: Oh, well how can I pick, there's so many good ones... I think the hollow knight soundtrack is an example of a soundtrack with pretty much no flaws. I love the way the boss themes are fully indicative of the themes, like how the Grimm songs have more ominous notes than there even should be but they still all sound good together and they come together to produce this image of a terrifying but elegant monster. or the mantis lords. they're basically the picture of elegance and skill in theme and in fight. its great. please play this game.

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Anyone here have any pets?

CINDEA: oh! yes actually! my ‘Pops brought one of the hounds, Harley, with us when we went n’ moved into town cause he was a good tracker and i always used to wander off haha. we’re pretty close actually! 

PETUNIA: spider crab.

NICHOLAS: oh goodness, i wish i had a pet! mom would never let it happen tho haha she doesnt like me being around animals cause i can get panicked sometimes and other times i just forget that they can be dangerous. id try to pet a rabid raccoon to be honest. i think it would like a little comfort in its last few days. and then i would die!

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Question for everyone: How do you guys take your coffee? If you drink any at all

CASTOR: I’ll take death over taking a shot of that stuff.

CASSIDY: dude you KNOW its not that fucking bad!!! you do this out of spite!!!

CASTOR: I’ll hold this grudge forever if i have to. 

CASSIDY: youre such a fuckin loser dude ily sm. please stop being mad about the coffee incident.

CASTOR: you didn’t even say it right.

CASSIDY: right yeah sorry. its 

my bad.

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Does anyone here draw?

PANDORA: Nope.

CASTOR: actually I do. You wouldn’t get it though. You’d see one of my drawings and go “damn this gal has somethin goin on but what the fuck is it” and you’d never figure it out. such a shame.

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Neal do you have any hobbies?

ANEMONE: ooh, yes actually! I like to swim which is a bit of a given but i also like to play the keyboard :) i dont have any actual training though so i kinda suck ass haha but its fun

PETUNIA: lies. you could outswim a fish.

ANEMONE: well ok i guess i dont SUCK but like. im no skillmaster.