#thar1n

[ask-teamplayer]

To darin

I've been sent to give the ultimate Huggies you will not run because I will trap you in the best of Huggies you think you can run the Huggies will always find you

DARIN: why give me a widdowe huggy wuggy when you could gimme your dicky wicky you manstud wink wink

VERA: Darin

DARIN: when,,,

DARIN: did you

DARIN: uhhhhh,

DARIN: get here

[askheartstompers]

Is there a comic for this ask blog if so where can I find it

BOMK: what? huh- OH!! youre talkin to ME!

BOMK: haha. no. i fuckin wish!!! but i dont have a proper outline for it yet so im taking it a bit slow and im setting up all the characters and their personalities and making references still.

BOMK: dont leave yet though!! there WILL be! eventually! i may host it on MSPFA or on DEVIANTART and i'll link it in the profile. probably gonna make it the pinned post.

BOMK: TLDR stick around and there will be. but not yet. this is it rn.

[ask-teamplayer]

*Comes thorough the window* to wide

Your gay

WADE: Don't call me fat.

LUIS: Theres nothing wrong with it!!!!

LUIS: Its just a little rude haha he didnt mean it like that.

WADE: Luis.

WADE: Don't overcompensate out of anxiety. I always say exactly what I mean. It's pretty obvious I didn't mean that, dude.

LUIS: Sorry, sorry!

WADE: Nothing to apologize for, I'm not upset with you.

LUIS: Well, now im gonna think of it every time i try to explain myself for anything augghh!

LUIS: This is your fault you handsome devilish fiend!

WADE: Oh no, silly me.

[ask-teamplayer]

Enzo I dare you to ask fate out

FATE: I would kick him in the balls.

ENZO: he would kick me in the balls

FATE: Hard enough to invert them. He'd never be able to have children.

ENZO: so true

ENZO: it would be a religious experience my soul would temporarily leave my body and i would see heavens gate for just a moment before i got grounded back down to the world i would feel the agony course through my whole body

ENZO: i would walk funny for weeks and i would deserve it

ENZO: anyways the flirting is funny we laugh at it its just kind of the part of the routine and all that but joke asking someone out is actually kind of rude and i dont wanna do that to people

ENZO: its happened to me before its really never anything but uncomfortable

[ask-teamplayer]

Luis lilly if you eat a salad does it count as cannibalism since your kinda plants yourself

Matthew: I told you not to ask stupid questions

LILY: seth eats fish all the time, and hes the fish evolution! he literally has a seafood restaurant!!! thats more pressing! though i guess fish eat fish all the time and plants only eat plants when theyre parasitic.

LILY: anyways, dunno!! i guess? i just have spots on me that grow leaves, kind of like how everyone grows fur. would eating someone elses hair be considered cannibalism?? i dont think so!!

LUIS: I certainly wouldnt have chosen leafeon if i had to give up sopón de gandules!! I dont want to think about the idea of eating plant stuff being cannibalism too much.

LILY: cannibalism doesnt freak me out...

LILY: its kinda hot, actually.

[ask-teamplayer]

Enzo have you ever been caught sneaking out of the house

ENZO: do i look like the kind of guy to sneak out

ENZO: ive got a mom who did some reckless shit in her youth i could probably politely ask her to go to a party or something and she d drive me just because she supports my teenage happenings soooo much

ENZO: mainly because she knows i can defend myself i think lmao

ENZO: gotta say i was a bit rowdy as a kit so i probably tried to run away when i was like 3 or something

ENZO: id have to ask

FATE: Yeah, you're a tall cishet buff guy, you could probably murder a man in broad daylight and walk away without any penalty. I don't think your mother would have to worry about you getting hurt if you did anything reckless.

ENZO: thats probably a jab but youre totally right lol

[ask-teamplayer]

Luis dude Luis I got to tell you something ready men I think

You.

Have.

Lovely.

Glasses.

LUIS: Thank you! Im matching with my prima hermana!

LUIS: Green glasses are in style for leafeons, dont you think?

LILY: totally!!!! :D

[ask-teamplayer]

Lilly I salute you and your work of keeping your plants alive because dang I cannot they just die and I don't even know why

LILY: lets just say i have a special... technique! ;3

[ask-teamplayer]

Bianca you know magic that's cool your eyes are too kinda captivating to

BIANCA: ...thank you.

[ask-teamplayer]

Wade did you hear we all think you should date luis

LUIS: Sorry old pallio, i regret to inform you our hearts are only disposed towards those on the female side of the spectrum!

WADE: As effusive and convoluted as usual, Luis.

LUIS: Its called inclusive language! you should try it out.

WADE: Mh.

[ask-teamplayer]

So lily you use drugs on your plants um may I have some for you know to give it a try

LILY: ...

ENZO: yo uh

ENZO: lils?

ENZO: you good?

ENZO: dandelion?

LILY: oh!!! right!!!! :3

LILY: i think i got distracted by how pretty the flowers were. the ones in my leaves. arent they pretty????

LILY: theyre dandelions! :D theyre your flowers, you know!!! so the nickname doesn't really work on me, dummy!

ENZO: what if i just said it sounded cuter on you than me

ENZO: what would you say if i said that

LILY: i guess id say youre right!!!! :O though theres very few things that wouldnt be cuter on you, heehee :P

LILY: it is pretty cute... it's better than nahla calling me a slut in terms of nicknames!!!!

ENZO: she calls you a what????

LILY: hey, dw!!! im not offended!! she's totally right. big slut for anime boys!!! haha

LILY: now, uh. the ask! what were you asking?? i forgot!! haha.

LILY: i guess that means i dont have to answer it!!!

[ask-teamplayer]

Cora does your father practice magic and if he does does that make him a wizard

Matthew: did he tell you when you found out you were a witch did he go your a wizard cora

CORA: Oh, please. Wizards are just an aesthetic; they're just Witches in smelly robes who think it's fun to speak in riddles and limericks. I'm sure they don't have anything resembling an altar. Never burned incense in their life!

CORA: Although, I must admit, I do like the wizard aesthetic; parts of it, at least. The memes are quite peculiar and endearing, and a crystal ball would be nice...

CORA: Nevertheless, I regret to inform you: I do not have a father!

CORA: Kapow! Abra-cadabra! My magical reveal!

CORA: Oh, well, I mean... "everyone" has a father, yes... Everyone must have a biological father of some sort in order to live on this planet, although there may be exceptions, yes...

CORA: I mean I do not know of my... donor. My mother is tight-lipped about him; she most likely does not want me to know about him for my own safety. Or perhaps it's the beginning of a dramatic reveal?

CORA: Ha. No. But it was fun to dream about as a young one!

CORA: Now, I politely ask you to never reference that book series around me ever again. Fate and I will have to write a strongly worded letter and, ah... his words will be much stronger than mine.

[ask-teamplayer]

Seth do you know water gun and if you do can you actually just drink your own water gun

SETH: no? i mean, i cant shoot water out of my mouth, if thats what you mean. i dont have a lot of magic in my blood. i dont even know what a vaporeon with lots of magic would do since i havent met one. high magic users are rare. ive really only known ronin...

SETH: the most i can do is breathe underwater, i guess. but thats the gills that came with the evolving into a vaporeon thing, not really any... magic.

SETH: and i can pull moisture out of the air, but thats not really good enough on its own to be a party trick, huh? im not all that impressive! i think janes a little better than i am, lol.

[ask-teamplayer]

Fate of wade offered you help in a zombie apocalypse would you take it

FATE: I mean... yeah? I'd probably take help from Logan of all people if it was life-or-death. I mean, then I'd kick his nuts in so hard they invert and he gets transed like it's out of a piece of conservative propaganda. But I'd still accept help from him, out of self-preservation.

FATE: Same goes for Wade. I may not fucking like him, because he's transphobic garbage, but I wouldn't really be worrying about my pronouns if I was about to die.

FATE: I mean, I'd be worrying a little. Being misgendered repeatedly certainly wouldn't be making me feel better about the situation, but there's shit that trumps that in how serious it is.

[ask-teamplayer]

Delta you like dad jokes I got one for you why was the chimney free because it was on the "house" Waka Waka

DELTA: Haha!

DELTA: Okay, this isn't all bad. At least there's some like-minded people around here.

DELTA: Whenever I make dad jokes in front of Rome, he always looks at me like he wants to scrape out my brain with a spoon.

[ask-teamplayer]

Cora (puts down block of cheese with a thud) cheese

CORA: Cheese.

VERA: I find it quite odd that neurotypical people claim that us on the spectrum possess psychic communication with each other or otherworldly capabilities when this is their primary method of socialization

VERA: I do not understand

CORA: Cheese.

VERA: How are you doing that with your voice

CORA: Don't worry about it.

VERA: What

VERA: Hello

CORA: I said don't worry about it.

VERA: