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*Hermes nodded, giving the ghoul a faint wave as they exited.*

« What in Satan’s name was that. »

uhm- he’ll- hello? Is anyone here?

*he asked crouching down to enter the room holding a few papers with colors and things written on them*

uh- I’m here to see if you have any extra paint..? Uhm- where are you-

*A man was standing near the end of the room, holding random jewelry of sorts. His head slowly turned, jaw dropping down.*

« The hell is the ministry feeding them… »

*Enso could barley hear Hermes mutter that under his breath. The brunette stared up at Enso for a minute of silence, blinking back into reality.*

« Paint? You need paint? »

*Hermes gave the ghoul a smile, yet there was a bit of a twitch to it.*

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bad habits ;-;

« Calling people gang and fam… »

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« Woof, woof, woof.. »

*seductivley*

woof.

"Woof woof?"

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alpha or cowbell?

« Neither.. One would kill me physically, the other would kill me mentally. »

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“give me a hug.” - a random ghoul

« Got it, bucko… »

*Gives the ghoul the most hesitant hug globally.*

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OMG IM BI AND AROACE TOO. WERE LIT THE DEFINITIONS OF: not really, but sometimes i like a little bit of everything…

« AYE, TWINNEM! »

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wheres your gay card…

« Right here officer! »

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HELP NOT POKEMON TYPE

« SAYS WHOM? »

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„ Whats your type? „

« Electric, Jolteon was too underrated. »

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brotha hermes? what’s your drag name?

« Mrs. Kombucha. »

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whats a word you can’t spell?

« legutmaley :( »

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take your pants off, we’re getting married

« Oh Anon, you flirt! » *In a wedding dress.* « I do. »

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AN ENTIRE PINEAPPLE?! YOU FATTTY!!!

« WHAT IF THIS WAS MY THIRTEENTH REASON WHY, ANON? »

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« Oh… »

« Currently tearing open a pineapple with a plastic knife and spork, big dog out. XOXO!!! »

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« Heh, he, heh… Acidic is my middle name. »

« Currently tearing open a pineapple with a plastic knife and spork, big dog out. XOXO!!! »

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« Heh, heh, heh… Trouble is my middle name. Wrong usage. »

« Currently tearing open a pineapple with a plastic knife and spork, big dog out. XOXO!!! »

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« There is like a puddle of pineapple liquid on my bed, but it’s okay, I love pineapple »

« Currently tearing open a pineapple with a plastic knife and spork, big dog out. XOXO!!! »