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obsessed with the conversation around queerbaiting coming back because of 911 but pinknews still chooses to use a cover photo from a show that ended 5 years ago. her influence🩷

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Mad about politics again

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EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!

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I'm so sorry to ask this, guys, but we need your help. It explains why in here, but I feel like I'm gonna be sick from the stress right now. This just HAD to happen during finals, right? Just my luck...

https://gofund.me/a285d875

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Notice to the public

since I've seen a thousand reblogs on this campaign:

This is their latest shared post:

This is their other account's post:

I went ahead and checked out the verification links to make sure:

For the first link, @/gazavetters: #254

On the second link, If you click on @/nabulsi, it's just their blog link, no vetting post or mention:

On @/90ghost, it's also just their blog link, no vetting post/reblog:

If you do clink on the chuffed.org link,

The surname has 3 existing spellings, Al-Alaqtah (story) , Al Luqta (organizer), and Al Allagta (gfm). Feel free to correct me but it does tip me off when one's own name has been misspelled twice.

Below is a comment from a donor:

If you look for the GoFundMe,

Here's the link to Instagram initiative the Organizer said they met the beneficiary:

https://www.instagram.com/fundraising4palestinian/

I can't find Mohammed Al Allagta and his family here:

No mention of the youngest brother from their asks and messages.

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Wolverine is ageless.

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About Euripides' Andromeda: I'm so salty about the fact that we're probably missing on one of the most emotionally powerful plays of ancient Greece, that touched the crowd's heart and that even Alexander the great could recite...

And if Andromeda wasn't lost, we'd probably avoid the wave of "feminist" retellings dunking on her and/or Perseus.

WE WERE ROBBED. I hope the archeologists will manage to find more segments of it.

Honestly idk if retellings would be worst or better if Andromeda wasn’t lost, I mean Euripides Helen isn’t lost and that didn’t stop ppl from portraying Menelaus as a villain. But at the same time I’d have stronger evidence to defend Perseus and Andromeda’s relationship if the play wasn’t lost.

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Hello there! 🌸💫 I hope this message finds you in good spirits 💕

I’m reaching out with a humble request to help my family in Gaza. Could you please reblog my pinned post or contribute $10 to help us meet our basic needs and provide essentials for the children in my family? 🙏🏼

Your support, whether through sharing our story or donating, brings hope and relief to us during these challenging times. Together, we can make a difference. 🌼

Thank you for taking the time to read this. Your kindness means the world to us. 🌷✨💖

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Interviewer/Mock Interviewer: "Tell us something about yourself!"

Me: I think I'm funny, but 99% of my humor is Dad jokes and Bad Puns.

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academic who writes a paper and just puts "credit to original author :)" for all their citations

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Hmm I don’t think I’ve eaten since breakfast. Maybe that’s actually why brain feels evil today.

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Southern California is on fire

In 2024, L.A. Mayor Karen Bass defunded the LA Fire Department by $17.3 million.

The LA Police Department, however, got a $138 million budget increase.

Among the firefighters, 30% of them are inmate firefighters who are risking their lives for $2 an hour. Only for them to not be able to get a job as a firefighter once they're released.

There are now 4 fires burning across Socal. The one getting the most attention is the Palisades fire which has grown to over 11,000 acres. Alongside it is the Altadena fire (over 10,000 acres), Hurst fire (700 acres), and Lidia fire (50 acres).

Due to the unprecedented Santa Ana winds, which have blown to over 100 mph, firefighters have not been able to make a dent on these fires.

A thousand homes have been destroyed. Two people lost their lives from the Altadena fires.

Instead of showing sympathy for the thousands of victims, right wing conspiracy theorists on twitter are blaming the fires on LA Fire Chief, who is a lesbian, while Trump is blaming CA Governor Gavin Newsom for not removing water from a delta that would have endangered a native species.

Not climate change. Not the Resnicks, a billionaire couple who took control of California's water supply and now use over 150 billion gallons every year for their companies.

If you're in Southern California, please download the Watch Duty app. It brings up to date information on the fires along with evacuation zones. If officials tell you to evacuate, you do it. Make sure you look up shelters and mutual aid organizations where you'll evacuate to. If you have to abandon your car, please move it to the side or leave your keys in the car so firefighters can move it out of the way.

The consequences of this disaster will be catastrophic. It's become increasingly clear that our government officials will not protect us as they would rather fill their own pockets. Stick together. Protect your community as best as you can.

Please keep Southern California in your thoughts. We're going to need them.

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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This post is for my fellow Canadians.

I need us to get serious, I need us to get serious, I need us to get serious, I need us to get serious, I need us to get serious, IneedustogetseriousIneedustogetseriousIneedustogetseriousIneedustogetseriousIneedustogetserious

Things like healthcare, LGBTQ rights, gun control, and women's rights are on the line. Canada is far from perfect, we've got so much of our own shit to unpack, BUT WE NEED TO GET SERIOUS.

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onwards, comrades

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Hello, I am Imtithal, a dentist living in the north of Gaza,💔🇵🇸🍉 I would like to take your time to tell you my story and what happened to us during this war. I finished my university studies in less than a year and started working but the war happened suddenly, it destroyed our hopes and dreams at the beginning of this war, I lost my brother and I lost my beautiful home, we were 35 people living in this house and now we are homeless and have no place to escape from the war, the conditions are very bad, we have to let our young children work and they wait hours and hours to get some drinking water, I don't know what to say but I ask for your help by donating💔🙏🏻 by sharing, let everyone know our story, the story of our heart, your help can help us survive and not die, I am very sad that we have reached this situation, sorry for the noise but there is nothing we can do🇵🇸🍉

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