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OK SO THE INTERNET SAYS IT WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE FOR 2016 BUT I’M CELEBRATING EVERY YEAR AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME.

SUPERNATURAL DAY IS TODAY, RIGHT????!!?

I’M SORRY BUT LIKE ISN’T TODAY SUPERNATURAL DAY WHY IS NO ONE CELEBRATING.  GET YOUR PLAID ON, EAT SOME SALAD AND PIE.  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

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SUPERNATURAL DAY IS TODAY, RIGHT????!!?

I’M SORRY BUT LIKE ISN’T TODAY SUPERNATURAL DAY WHY IS NO ONE CELEBRATING.  GET YOUR PLAID ON, EAT SOME SALAD AND PIE.  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

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So damned close...

I was watching Mystery Spot this morning on TNT (the one where Dean dies over and over again) when suddenly the picture froze and the Roku stopped working. I checked my laptop and saw that the internet wasn't working either. Went to check the router, saw that a bunch of blankets had fallen on it and the whole thing was overheating. I unplugged everything, let it cool down, then attempted to restart it without success.

Ended up calling TimeWarnerSpectrumWhatever and talked to the guy, told him the problem. Went through all of the steps again, waiting, just waiting for the right time.

Customer Service: "I'm having a hard time connecting with your modem."

Me: "Well, it was really, really *hot* after all. It might have damaged it."

CS: "It's possible, but not likely in this case."

Me: "It was hot to the touch. The modem." (a slight exaggeration but I HAD to try)

CS: *moment of silence* "I see the problem now, ma'am."

Me: *unable to take it any more* "Was it...was it the HEAT OF THE MODEM?" *fist shoved into mouth*

CS: "No, it looks like they are wiring the cable of an apartment building near you and have had some service issues so they've had to shut down service for your neighborhood temporarily."

Me: "...so it wasn't the Heat of the Modem?"

CS: "No, ma'am. Your modem should be fine."

Me: "Oh. Good." *quiet psycho disappointment laughter*

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We made a giant Cas head for our GISHWHES dragon and it got left at my friend’s house and now its sole purpose seems to be scaring the bejeebus out of as many people as it can.  Here’s a few of his best spots.   You never know where he’s going to show up.

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Rolling up to a Mystic gym where all of the Pokemon are at least 800 CP higher than mine and there’s already a Valor kid there.

Jensen & His Backwards Snapback from Nerd HQ

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When you really need to sleep cause you have so much to do tomorrow and there are people depending on you but you've slept pretty much two days straight to get over this illness and the Nyquil isn't working anymore and you're pretty sure if you take anything else your heart will explode but you missed two days of work when you really needed to get shit done oh shit how am I considered an adult fuck I need to sleep.

.....what if God and the Darkness have other siblings?

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Reasons I’m going to hell. #supernatural #crowley

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I'm 30, have many friends, and am a business owner. This is how I choose to spend my nights. If It was possible to get a doctorate in Supernatural, I probably could. I've already got my thesis defense ready. I could probably do it while not drunk, too. Probably.

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IT’S GONNA BE IN THE 40s AT NIGHT.

THE 40s. THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS.

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I MEAN COME ON.

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sometimes i get all itchy if i dont

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Currently, I’m home from Los Angeles, where I work in the film industry, staying with my grandmother in the boonies.  I showed her some photos I had taken and emailed myself.  A while later, she asked me who Misha Collins was and I said he was an actor.  She asked if he was a good dancer and I said something like “Yeah, probably.”  She answered, “Well, it wouldn’t hurt to find out.”

I could NOT figure out why on earth she would say something like that until I went back to my email.

I think you accomplished your mission, Misha.  

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Damn, you Winchesters, why must you be so addicting?  And damn you, Netflix in general.

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Flo does NOT like having her claws trimmed.  At.  All.

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Rough approximation of Tuesday Night.

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It's balls hot in Los Angeles right now.  Like, in the hundies hot.  

Also: Alma-Tadema is one of my favsies.  You'll see him a lot.