#startle your friends

[angelmush]

tis the season !

[squidkidcelebi]

Yeah I'd take the cryptid over the Abandoned Mineshaft Cave Spider Spawner Area any day.

[iniziare]

Tag drop: Dorian Pavus

[redgearsmovin]

[vellichorom]

Delicis

MY FUCKING CROUTON !!!!!!!!!

...........oh well, you deserve all of it anyway. happy belated birthday <33

THIS ANIMATION IS SO GOOD FOR BEING WHAT IT IS TOO HOUGH WHERE'D YOU GET THESE SKILLS you're so GOOD at bouncy movement god DAMN

THE LIGHT JIGGLES TO THE ANIMATION & THE QUICK STEAL OF THAT CROUTON. ALSO GOD WE ARE SO CUTE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH MARY YOU SPOIL ME SO ROTTEN ALL THE TIME & I DON'T DESERVE IT !!!!!!!!!!

[moe-broey]

VIVID fucking idea I had last night....

Background info, I think Moe has some really distinct tendencies that Alfonse ends up being able to immediately identify it by (and finds a lot of comfort in doing so). One of which, is it doing a quiet, hesitant, but steady knock. Persistent, but with long pauses in between.

ENTER..... the Vision........ just. This entire sequence. "You'll never hear from me again". Into, the quiet knock only a few hours later. Into bursting in with the MOST enthusiastic, "HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Moe really is Some Type of Guy LMFAOO

Fave panels.......

[cassandralexxx]

the world is in a disastrous state of affairs when people are supporting a school shooter over the community bc “forgiveness is free” and “are people not allowed to change”

[sunflowercider]

-freezes like a deer in headlights- once again finding out my online friends ages

[pillowspace]

hi pillowspace you are one of my cool mutuals so i am talking to you

hi lab-labrava, i am placing you in open containment and studying you under a microscope

[lonesomedotmp3]

ok gonna post one more thing I was thinking about last night and then hopefully maybe pleeeeease I will shut up about. that show. wait actually that's immediately not true I'm gonna make a post right now because unfortunately as cringe and terrible it is I HAVE to say it I need it on record amongst all the hating and I need to say something true and beautiful. I guess 🙄 um anyway the thing is that show fucking blows and it's evil and has been soooo bad to me but the reason it makes me feel so upset to the extent that I literally can't watch the new season is because kiara is the most important character I have ever attached to which I KNOW is extremely silly because she's paper thin and she's written by men and she's annoying and inconsistent and 90% of the audience just want her to make out with jj but it's just true. It's just true. being someone who tries so hard to be above it all and superior to be rational and worldly even if it makes you rude and boring and a bitch because if you're not better than everyone what are other than lonely. if you're not better than everyone than why are separate from any and everything. and you don't know what you want but everyone else seems to so you go along with it but you complain the whole time because you were always supposed to be strong and stubborn and opinionated but you're just so fucking tired. you miss when friendship felt like a bottomless well of joy and truth and you miss when summers felt like freedom and you miss when you thought you could be anything. and the environment hasn't change and your parents haven't changed and your friends haven't changed. YOU changed. you used to be so sure and then you weren't anymore. and you used to be fun and then you weren't anymore. and you used to be better and then you weren't anymore. sorry I think something about the terrible writing really hit home the transience of young adulthood and the festering superiority-inferiority-guilt-god complex of modern teenage girlhood. and also there are some very specific things there wrong with just me and her and that's between us I guess. and well so much of all of that is that you are different and not in a special way in a way that scares you and you can't say it and you can't think it and it could ruin everything but if you don't come out with it one of these days it's going to fucking kill you. she's why I don't have a weird complex about calling myself a lesbian now. btw. so it IS that serious. to ME. and now I have to say something fucked up which is that even after everything I'm glad the show exists because I met her and it drove me crazy and maybe it's all projection but I understand things about me because of it I never would've let see the light of day otherwise. so. whatever. peace and love on planet earth.

[valerieismss]

I’m not sure if my inane ability to make miis extremely accurate to their real world counterparts contradicts or is a result of my prosopagnosia

[unholyplumpprincess]

Fun facts for those of you that follow my peachy chronicles (not that I update abt my life recently but lmao): But I went from being upset i wasn't being treated well/right by people to now putting down my foot and stating my needs/wants clearly without room to misunderstand me.

And I think that's super important progress! The problem is is that now I'm seeing p clearly how and where people treat me and it's not very fun! I'm v good at compromises and am super patient! And I'm realizing people take that hella for granted and it's like. Dude.

Im just happy I'm figuring it out! Being autistic and people being my special interest is,,,hard bc I know where ppl perceive me and how ppl can use that and it's just,,,

Gosh idk! I think it's great progress but strange.

[aceofspadegrass]

So you know how people make corndogs?

Imagine, okay. Takeru's monologuing to Aguni about something, perhaps a new fabric he's gotten. Maybe about some new restaurant that's opened up that makes really good apple based treats. Or just talking about how it's a shame that they passed by that dead fish that was run over by a bike, although neither can explain why exactly a fish got run over in the first place.

Then, as any normal citizen does, they get robbed. Well, that's a lie, kind of. Really, people broke in with the intent to rob the place, but it's kind of occupied by a pair of dudes. Well maybe they knew that it wasn't empty, because they have weapons on them. Nothing serious, like guns, just knives, bolt cutters, things that would make robbing easier in the off chance something is locked away.

Aguni isn't having it, obviously. Tries to subdue them, but it's one against a group of them. As much as Aguni wants, he can't fight them all off in the current state he's in. Maybe he sprained an ankle, or is coming down with a cold and can't realistically do anything except maybe spread a cold around (Which is ineffective as a quick solution).

Takeru talks them down, somehow. Charisma off the charts convinces them to stay for corndogs, because he's already in the middle of making some and it would be quite rude if they interrupted him. Don't they respect the sanctity of preparing food from scratch? Principle of the matter.

Anyways, it works (Somehow.) and Takeru continues on making corndogs. He's efficient in it too, talks the entire time. Distracts them from actually robbing the place, because hell is he not good at generating attention.

They get their corndogs. They look delicious. Fresh from the fryer, glistening hot.

Now, I don't know if you know, but when you eat a corndog, typically there's one of two ways. You bite from the top and go down, or you attack it like a corn cob from the side (Although why you would is beyond me. Wouldn't that just fall?) And usually, unless you take shitty bites, you go for it, you know?

Neither really protects you when a man uses knives in place of skewers.

[cinnabeat]

OMG HIIRAGI HIIIII

[newspecies]

watched lake mungo with randi today. good movie 👍

[loveanddeepdick]

nerd!choso who is so unknown at school that people go, “who?” when he’s mentioned. you’re pretty sure that only five people knew who he even was.

nerd!choso who is most definitely the president of some club like chess or dead poets society. he saw you at the club fair and fell in love

he thinks he went to heaven when you approach his table at club rush. yuji, although not in chess, was helping choso recruit people since his poor brother was too shy to talk to anyone. you go up to your friend yuji, making small talk with him.

“i’ve never played chess, yuji”, you giggled

“my brother can teach you!”

you glanced over at choso, not even noticing him at first. he was.. pretty. not pretty as in a way your friends would giggle at you when they saw you in a new outfit, not pretty as in the comments you got under your instagram post, but he was a natural beauty.

yuji had to snap you out of it. of course he noticed though, the way you two looked at each other.

nerd!choso who teaches you how to play chess, not letting the two other members of the small club play with you.

nerd!choso who helps you study, helps you carry textbooks, and helps you with midterms and any exams you have.

nerd!choso who has a nosebleed when you give him a small peck on the cheek when he finally confesses to you after months of pining for you.

you two had been studying in his dorm, comfortable with each other as your head was leaning against his shoulder as you two relished in each other’s presence.

“i like you.”

“oh! i like you t—“

“no. i like you.”

you turn to him. a small smile creeping onto your face. you didn’t say anything, only pressing a short kiss on his cheek. he immediately freezes up, his hands turning clammy and sweaty.

“i—uh..”

then, a trickle of blood comes from his nose, dripping onto his cupid’s bow.

“oh my god, cho!”, you gasped as you jump up, running to grab a tissue from his nightstand where he also kept a picture of you two and a bottle of lotion

you leaned in, wiping his nose attentively. as you chide and nurse him while mumbling, choso can’t help but stare down to take a peep at your tank top. he could see the valley of your boobs and the top of your bra. he choked, letting out a startled gasp before his eyes rolled to the back of his head.

he knocked out cold on the spot

nerd!choso who keeps a special picture of you in his wallet. he’ll be at his chess club meetings, at lectures, out with his family, and he keeps a hand on his wallet, knowing you’re in there.

the picture was a polaroid he took with your camera, your eyes were just out of frame but he could see a portion of your fucked out face, his cum dripping from your mouth and splattered on your cheeks. you were completely naked and sprawled out on his bed in his childhood home

it was almost funny how a hot goddess of a girl was naked, covered in his cum, and sprawled out, pussy on display on his old lego ninjago bedsheets.

nerd!choso who dedicates every single one of his orgasms to you. if you were with him, he’d find a way to cum inside you. in your mouth or your pussy, he’s find a way inside. of course, he’d also opt for cumming on your tits or on your face, he wasn’t greedy. but what he really wants, is to cum inside your cute little ass! he’s too shy to ask, of course, but the day would come eventually

if you weren’t here though, he’d pull up his personal secret album for you, filled photos and videos with shots of under your skirt, through the crack of your bedroom, from your window, when you just walking around with a tank top. he loved it all.

but his favorites were videos you’d allowed him to take while he was fucking you from the back or in missionary. he loved watching them on repeat, never getting bored of them. after a while, he gained the courage to show you as well.

you checked your phone to see a notification from your boyfriend and gasped when you opened it.

it was an image of the picture he kept of you beside his bed, covered in his semen. in the corner of the photo was his hand wrapped around his throbbing cock.

‘i miss you 🖤’