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Sakumo being a super popular borderline sex symbol in his era will never stop being my favorite hc, I need to see more of it

All the people his age and younger had a crush on him. It was just a Thing(tm) where 9 times out of 10, a Konoha shinobi's first crush was probably Sakumo. Even other villages young shinobi hung up his bingo book picture above their bunk and dreamed of both killing him, being killed by him (in a hot way), having a battlefield fling with him, and more. There was blackmarket fanfiction. He was incredibly popular among civilians all over fire country. Some popular romance novels had love interests very blatantly based off him.

Even before they were on a team together, Obito and Rin both had a silly kid crush on Kakashi's dad (Obito more than Rin) and he was aware of it. This did not help make him like them any more. (By the time hearing smthn positive ab his dad would have made Kakashi softer, they'd both gotten better at hiding the crush, so to Kakashi it looked like they'd gotten over Sakumo.) Even Minato had a bit of a thing for him, not really but like— strong, popular, feard and very friendly ninja who is now paying him some attention (bc hes his kids teacher) he's not immune. Kushina understands, she is also not immune. (Kakashi is going to throw a fucking fit)

Even after his failed mission, when his reputation crashes and burns within the village, he still can't completely shake his admirers— they possibly just get more disrespectful ab the attraction when it mixes with the hate. (Which tbh could make for an interesting discussion all on its own)

Kakashi is haunted by his father's insane popularity for decades after his death. He does his very best to ignore the lingering evidence of people being insane ab his father.

One day he realizes one of his favorite romance novels has a romance interest based off Sakumo and has a break down ab it and can never read the series again.

When raiding an old abandoned enemy camp w Team Ro, he finds an old, autographed photo of his dad covered in lipstick marks in the communal bathroom. He chooses to ignore it but it's quickly spotted by his teammates, who do not know who Sakumk is, and v quickly begin to remark on the poster, who this mysterious Konoha nin is, and ahaha damn he is kinda good looking, huh? (Kakashi wants to DIE)

Shisui ends up taking the poster back to Konoha with them and hangs it up in the ANBU communal quarters where it is VERY quickly recognized. And also some of the people in that room recognize it so quick bc they also used to own a similar poster. (Kakashi wants to DIE someone PLEASE kill him now)

Its only when he's given team 7 that he finally thinks he's escaped the legacy of his father as Konoha's Most Sexiest Shinobi. Only for Naruto, when being trained by Jiriyah, to find his drafts for Icha Icha very clearly inspired by his dad. Which he can never publish for multiple reasons (lingering respect for Sakumo. Also for Kakashi, who is his biggest fan and would probably never look at him again.)

Naruto somehow accidentally brings this up with Kakashi who like. Has war flashbacks and immediatley stands up and walks away as Jiryah scrambles to try to explain himself and Tsunade looks on in scorn (she will approach him later to carefully ask for the drafts while trying to seem like she's not really asking for them bc she's too proud to admit it)

Naruto and Sakura discover Kakashi-sensei's dad was a sex symbol. I don't even know how they'd react but like. Oh my god. Oh my god you guys.

Funniest option would be they accidentally revive his popularity a little bit by being so loud ab it they like, remind people ab him. + introduce another generation to the idea of him

Kakashi is crouched on the floor with his face in his hands. When will he be freed from this hell.

Sasuke does not escape tho, he goes to sound and finds a picture of Sensei's dad in Orochimaru's office (???????)

This is such a shitty sketch but the vision:

Itachi, who learned who Sakumo was from that poster thing, goes on to find a photo of him in ""Madara's"" belongings and gets super weirded out but ultimately doesn't. Super care. But also. Like. What. What.

After Itachi finds the photo, which Obito genuinley forgot he fucking had and keeps in part just bc its like one of the only belongings that remained from his Konoha days, he shoves it somewhere in Kamui to forget about.

But then in the Obito vs Kakashi Kamui fight, it fucking flutters down in the middle of the fight and Obito fucking dies of humiliation as Kakashi realizes he will truly Never Escape and that this reality is his own personal hell

Uhh endgame Kakashi becomes Hokage and accidentally retreads his father's path in becoming the new Konoha Sexy Man. Which simultaneously crushes him (he will never escape) and fills him with delight (he will now be able to impart the pain of having your father figure be lusted after by all ur friends and acquaintances onto his students)

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sketch redesigns of the tf prime humans

notes/rambling:

i wanted Miko to look more like a scene kid cause her original design weirdly makes her look like she lives at the arcade, not someone who’s aesthetic is centered around music/metalcore(?). Added heavier looking clothes and more greenish tones to match Bulkhead. also, personally i really dont like her hair so i just made it more spikey.

Raf my perfect angel. I like his original design, but for the fun of it i tried making an outfit that communicated more of his interest in RC cars and racing games with more athletic looking clothes (still with a nerdy little polo shirt underneath, so it doesnt look like he does any actual physical activity regularly). Yellow shorts to match Bumblebee.

Jack. jackyboy. i have never seen such boring character design. his outfit says Nothing about who he is. ok anyway- so he’s the more responsible/mature one of the kids, but kind of a loner outside team prime. i gave him more layers —ie the hoodie, bulkier pants and a beanie— to put some distance between him and the rest of the world, and to give him a stronger silhouette so he looks more like the default leader. The beanie is blue to match Arcee and Optimus, with an official looking grey patch on the front (again to give him more authority).

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AHGDAHGDH MMM I PRESENT MY 1 DAY MADNESS OVER THESE BOYS AND LOVE TO DANCES (and accidentally hearing this song again this morning which made my brain sqeacking)

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Slime never fails to gaslight his way through every conversation

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Maxo: Roier, we need to go for Cellbit now. I need him to get along well with me now. I need him to get along well with me now, it’s very important.

Roier: Well, why are you in such a rush?

Maxo: Because I have something very important.

Roier: Why are you in such a rush for Cellbit to like you, eh? To begin with, he’s mine you son of a bitch. (Barks at Maxo)

Maxo: I DON’T WANT HIM IN THAT WAY! I DON'T WANT HIM THE SAME WAY THAT YOU WANT HIM!

Roier: Okay, Richarlyson who do you like more as- as the partner of your daddy? Me or Maximus?

Maxo: Oh my fucking god. (Groans)

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The Strange Case Of The Amateur Detective

At some point, surely someone must notice the pattern… right? Note: Beginning slightly edited for clarity.

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It took a while, but I’ve convinced Maggie to tell me when she goes out of town. I’ll feel better, I say, if I know for sure where she is when a body makes the news.

Which is true, of course. The sheer frequency with which that little lunatic does it keeps me awake at nights. But it also enables me to take certain precautions.

Like this one.

“Hello, Branford County Police Station, Constable Ford speaking.”

“Hello, Constable Ford, this is Detective Inspector Winsbury. I’m going to need to speak to whoever is in charge there about a possible murder.”

As usual, there was some back and forth at that point, but eventually I got through to an Inspector. “What do you mean, a possible murder?!” he asked, irritated.

“Just what I said. Tell me, Inspector, have you ever had dealings with an amateur detective? The real thing, I mean. The genuine Carrion Crow.”

His tone went from hostile to guarded. “I’ve… heard some things. Never met one.”

“You’re about to. Mine’s visiting Branford, ostensibly to see an old school friend, and I wouldn’t bet you the price of a beer that she’s not going to show up to report a murder within a few days.”

“You can’t possibly - “

“Her count’s at fourteen, to my certain knowledge.”

Keep reading

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Etoiles: "What the FUCK is pickleball?!"

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roier is the smoothest mf alive

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This is for the spider Roier one on top. https://x.com/sharkbiitezz/status/1768112814462550320?t=83Su1k2yQThHOhb2TxUPbw&s=19

And this one is for the hands. https://x.com/seedlingcore/status/1803667906699427887?t=KXG3L3Av0SFzgyqGt4cvTQ&s=19

I think that everybody should send me their ideas for superhero au Roier’s superpower because I love! Seeing how creative everybody is! Especially with! Superhero aus!

(I have a couple of ideas of my own btw, you’ll just have to wait to see them)

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I found it! This is what I mean.

I think that everybody should send me their ideas for superhero au Roier’s superpower because I love! Seeing how creative everybody is! Especially with! Superhero aus!

(I have a couple of ideas of my own btw, you’ll just have to wait to see them)

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I have an idea for his power called "Spider".

Jokes aside I saw this fan art of Roier with his spider attributes but instead of having double arms or fangs in his mouth he actually had spider legs out his back and pincers(I'm not sure what they're called).

This is the fan art by the way.

I also thought of a way to explain how he climbs up walls. There was fan art of that too but I can't find it but essentially his hands would have claws coming out his finger tips and not his nails. They would be curled and small but strong and sturdy.

He wouldn't need to curl his fingers to climb too so it just looks like he's sticking to the wall. And they're pretty well hidden.

What do you think?

I think that everybody should send me their ideas for superhero au Roier’s superpower because I love! Seeing how creative everybody is! Especially with! Superhero aus!

(I have a couple of ideas of my own btw, you’ll just have to wait to see them)

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Warning: Mentioned Necrophilia

Billy Batson was murdered and was a victim of necrophilia in a comic

I just found this out but apparently Billy Batson was once killed by sivana, who then called Dr.Light, who then committed necrophilia to his body afterwards and no one talked about. This was back in 2004 and was essentially a shitpost used as a way to critique DC at the time for its gritty and grim theme.

PLASTIC MAN (2004) ISSUE #20

I'm quite shocked at this since no one has ever mentioned this and it was never brought up again. I tried looking more into it but it just has me running around in circles.

Does anyone have thoughts on this?

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Does anyone know the comic to this comic panel?

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I love the Lightning ⚡

Shazam enjoyers, please reblog with your favourite comic panel from any issue about the big red cheese, I need a new wallpaper and I also need more content since I can't buy comics unfortunately but that is unimportant

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Why does Captain Marvel in earlier interpretations squint or close his eyes? I heard something about a saying but I can't remember, does anyone know?

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Black Adam "The Rock"

If you're considering on watching the Black Adam movie based off of Shazam, you're going to be disappointed. I have not watched Black Adam but from the information floating on the internet, the movie has nothing to do with Billy Batson or Shazam.

As Billy Batson fans, we all know the importance they have to one another. Black Adam and Billy Batson are intertwined to one another. They are like the sun and moon, but it seems as though the movie tries to do a yin and yang thing with Black Adam and Superman.

Black Adam is a Shazam villain, has been since the beginning. They are even symbolic to one another. Many of Shazam's villains are based off of children's fears and thoughts. Dr. Siviana is what children think of has mad scientist, Mr. Atom is what children imagine as an evil robot, and Adam is a fear of adulthood.

To separate such intertwined characters doesn't make sense. From what is now known "The Rock" never intended to be part of the Shazam movies. He had reportedly turned down the option and instead opted to separate them.

Many people have said that the movie is like having "The Rock" be part of the movie and not Black Adam. Many elements that include anything regarding Shazam or Billy aren't there, which is odd considering how closely they are to one another.

This post here is just to let people know in the Billy Batson Fandom what is going on with the Black Adam movie since there is drama and hate going on with it. This is also kind of a rant as I was going to watch the movie because of Billy Batson and now know it has nothing to do with him. As a matter fact, the movie has taken away anything to do with Shazam and Billy.

Hopefully this gives people some insight on the movie and also to new fans wanting to know more about Shazam and Black Adam.

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Uncle and Nephew

Background: In the Power of Shazam, Billy Batson and Theo Adam were originally Uncle and nephew. Not biologically speaking but relationship wise. Mary as a matter of fact calls him uncle when he kidnaps her. I like the idea and decided to add that in a Head-Cannon.

In this Head-Cannon, Billy and Theo having this type of relationship could be a callback to Adam's own nephew Amon. This could explain some of the fondness Adam may have towards Billy. Theo Adam is the descendent of Black Adam and is the host for him as well. If Adam were to say the word "SHAZAM" he would be turned into back into Theo. It could be Theo's unconscious that stops Adam from ever really hurting Billy. This isn't the only time Billy and Theo's family intertwine as when Theo kidnaps Mary, he leaves her in the care of his sister.