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wylan van eck at the merchant council meetings

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normally i hate the “touch her and you die” trope but kanej did it nicely

bc he didn’t say “touch her and you’ll die”

she just got stabbed and he gouged out eyeballs killed the guy who did it

(also inej isn’t portrayed as weak, or in need of kaz)

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Six of Crows: A Comic Adaptation

Part 1, Chapter 3

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END OF CHAPTER 3

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Wylan: Hey Jes, can I borrow your keys? I lost mine.

Jesper, grabbing and throwing something from his pocket: Yeah sure, here.

Wylan: ...

Wylan: Jesper?

Jesper: What?

Wylan: This is an engagement ring...

Jesper, patting his pockets: STUPID CARGO PANTS AND THEIR STUPID POCKETS

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wylan textpost because i love him

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HEADCANON: Kaz uses crows for random things whenever he has the chance just to stay true to his image (in a fun way)

Any metaphor involving an animal, he replaces with "crow" (he does this one purely because Jesper hates it)

One of the Crows from Kaz's window brings a little silver band to the window seat while Inej and Kaz are there and when she picks it up to show Kaz, he uses it to propose to her

Anytime a member of the Dregs wants to complain, he tells them to "tell it to the crow," and holds up the crow head cane

When Jes and Wylan have a kid, he buys them exclusively crow-related gifts

Every mug in the slat's communal kitchen has a picture of a crow on it for no apparent reason

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some of my six of crows modern headcanons xx

nina and inej are taylor swift and phoebe bridgers best friends

inej is vegan and i will not be explaining myself

matthias’ snapchat username is matthiashelvqr but jesper’s is animal_loverjes123 because he made it when he was nine

wylan is scared of planes but not helicopters

jesper is scared of helicopters but not planes

nina and inej listened to midnights together when it was first released

jesper got matthias into star wars

jesper loves the prequels and clone wars, matthias prefers the original trilogy and rogue one

both nina and jespers first bi panic was watching pirates of the caribbean

kaz has a secret fear of escalators so he always takes the stairs even though it actively causes him more pain

kaz and wylan watch criminal minds together in silence, but they both say the line about tracy lambert together

matthias falls asleep to animal documentaries narrated by david attenborough

inej jesper and nina are big greys anatomy fans

wylan’s first crush was teenage simba

matthias plays rugby

they have a book club (audiobook for wylan)

they read the acotar series and all had vastly different opinions

nina was an avid zoella watcher

kaz doesnt pay for any streaming services but has all of them anyway, jesper also doesn’t pay but uses everyone elses

matthias pays for the netflix account though

him and nina share one profile and everyone else has their own profile

nina cried when they took new girl off netflix

kaz says he prefers dc over marvel just to cause conflict

jesper read percy jackson growing up and still has the same battered copies he read as a kid in his room no matter where he lives

nina was a harry potter reading child and also still has her original copies of the books

HARRY POTTER REWATCH MOVIE NIGHTS!!!!

wylan is a secret marauders stan

nina jesper inej and wylan are all marauders era fans but wylan is soooo much worse

wesper = wolfstar

jesper’s favourite movie is the breakfast club

kaz says his favourite movie is fight club but it’s actually fantastic mr fox

kaz follows six people on instagram: inej and all the members of one direction

he does that to piss the others off

jesper went viral on tik tok one time

matthias loves oasis (both the band and the drink)

nina fought for eras tour tickets and managed to get them all tickets

kaz is going as reputation (his usual attire) jesper as lover, wylan as evermore, inej as speak now (she got the speak now dress), matthias as debut (they got him a cowboy hat) and nina as red.

matthias secretly cried over the how to train your dragon ending

matthias and inej read a lot of classics and share their collection, they both annotate the books as well and enjoy seeing what the other has written

kaz has a do not disturb sign on his bedroom door like in a hotel and puts it on the door handle even when he’s not in there

kaz is weirdly good with technology

jesper collects mugs

kaz and inej steal pint glasses from pubs

when inej and nina listened nothing new on red(tv) they lost their minds

kaz loves boygenius

matthias and wylan love modern family, wylan’s favourite character is gloria and matthias’ is jay

jesper loves formula 1 and its the only sport he’ll watch

nina and matthias play animal crossing together

kaz terrors jesper on terraria

when they play minecraft functionally, inej is the builder, jesper is the farmer, matthias and wylan mine, kaz has netherite armour in like half an hour and nina collects flowers and tames animals

when they play minecraft disfunctionally they just blow shit up

kaz plays the guitar

inej DEVOURED the cruel prince series

zoya and genya are nina’s foster/adoptive sisters

wylan is scared of clowns and is like that one episode of new girl when nick has to go into the haunted house

whenever jesper does something stupid or doesnt do something or whatever he says ‘#yolo’ and moves on and it drives kaz insane

jesper has muggies of everyone

inej takes 0.5 pictures of everyone when theyre sleeping without them knowing

matthias loves the hunger games series

kaz regularly predicts major global events

wylan loves breaking bad

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#today on things that totally happened: sab edition [2/?]

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incorrect crows quotes #3 (insp)

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THE WAY JESPER WANTS TO HOLD WYLAN'S FACE BUT HE'S SCARED BECAUSE HE'S NOT QUITE SURE WHAT THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS YET BUT WYLAN IS CLEARLY LOOKING AT JESPER WITH THOSE DREAMY EYES OF HIM JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW JESPER HAS THE MOST PERFECTLY SHAPED LIPS HES EVER SEEN OH MY GOD

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IT'S HEREEEEEE

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"Wylan and Jesper are just fictional characters!!"

THEN WHO ARE THEY???

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happy pride month! have a little wesper comic

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Jesper: "I lost a bet." Jesper: The second-most ominous phrase in existence. Inej: What's the first? Jesper: "Let's make a bet."

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leigh bardugo you are evil for not giving us a scene when kaz meets inej's parents

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