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Good God Niki Nihachu. 🥵🥵🥵

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Dream - Possibly a masturbator, while it seems like Dream would really like something where he has total control (his own self pleasure), it’s also likely that he has other outlets/could manipulate anyone he wants to serve as an outlet for his sexual needs, he never mentions anything like this in canon so he might not have sexual feelings/would seek a more emotional connection/have a desire to be understood

George - Possibly a masturbator, it’s kinda hard to say since he seems really naive at times, he’s either obsessed with masturbation/super horny or “unaware” of masturbation, would see it as a joke

Callahan - Probably not a masturbator, simply the server overseer, if you consider his reindeer physiology to be canon, occasionally reindeer get in rut, so maybe he’s horny sometimes

Sapnap - Possibly a masturbator, though if he is, it would be pretty uncommon and infrequent, especially as a vehicle to handle extreme stress, he seems like he’d understand that it’s a healthy way to express pent-up sexual energy but he’d prefer to be active/working on his PVP skills/patrolling the SMP (especially later in his arc with Kinoko Kingdom)

Sam - Would possibly be a masturbator since he has a lot of stress from running the prison, though he seems to struggle a lot with performing any stress-regulating behavior whatsoever, so from that sense I think he wouldn’t masturbate either

Ponk - Probably a very frequent masturbator, seems like something he would enjoy as a shady sort of potion dealing businessman, could see him kind of recommending masturbation as a self-healing practice/making it seem really shady, possibly stops when taken over by the Egg

Bad - Probably not a masturbator, would find that behavior very inappropriate, similar to his issue with swearing

Tommy - 100% would be obsessed with masturbation, impulsive and risk-taking, indicated to have a very high sex drive (frequently makes jokes about it) and susceptible to attraction to women, would be obsessed with his cock and enjoy lavishing it in praise and worship and self-pleasure

Punz - Possibly a masturbator, would be very private and reserved about it, he has a lot of pent-up aggression that he needs some kind of outlet for, major Tsundere energy, probably not a masturbator though, it’s kinda confirmed in canon that he likes to just play video games in his tower

Tubbo - Probably a masturbator, would seem for most of his time on the SMP to be too innocent for something like that, I think once he discovers how good it feels to masturbate, he’d probably be obsessed with it, hyperfixating about how often he can masturbate and bring himself to the brink of pleasure. Whereas Tommy might occasionally goon but would more often just waste it, Tubbo seems like he’d be very intentional and would goon across a session, continuously edging, then stopping, then starting over again, going into kind of a hypnotic reverie?

Fundy - Would possibly masturbate as a vehicle to relieve some of his stress but I think he’d actually find it really sickening/depressing, given his abuse, he’d see it as a hollow practice and imitation of love that would only make him feel worse, potentially becomes addicted though (in the same way as like, an alcoholic who becomes sad still chases it)

Purpled - Would possibly masturbate since he has a lot of pent-up youth adolescent aggression and is very isolated, perhaps what would happen with him is that he’d be a quiet observer/“lurker” on porn pages and would see people talking about masturbating, would think it’s stupid but end up trying it himself, unsure whether he’d enjoy it, he seems very tense so maybe not

Wilbur - Probably a masturbator since he seems like he’d also enjoy the control aspect (see: Dream) but most of his story arc on the SMP is having some kind of psychological breakdown, he’d either be one extreme or the other, very frequently masturbating or not at all and instead focusing on other impulsive and (more) potentially self-destructive behaviors. I think, especially before losing his last life the first time (when he blew up L’Manburg) that he’s not a masturbator.

Schlatt - Would possibly be a masturbator though I feel like Schlatt as a CC got away with saying a lot of stuff about his character that wasn’t always appropriate, was clearly motivated by sexuality/sexual attraction (see the way he talks to Quackity, sexually harassing him), unsure though.

Skeppy

Eret

Jack - Would 100% be obsessed with masturbating, he has a lot of pent-up anger/seems perpetually unable to get girls so that’s enough evidence right there for me

Nihachu - 100% a masturbator, she probably has a lot of stress from being ignored by the whole server/her abandonment issues, being isolated all the time + having no one to trust would lead her to engage in self-pleasure

Quackity - 100% a masturbator, he has a lot of stress from his personal story on the server + from running Las Nevadas and there are also frequent sexual undertones with his character (I seem to remember various sexual relationships being dubiously canon, including with Foolish).

Karl

HBomb

Techno - Would probably make fun of people for masturbating/doesn’t seem inherently motivated by sexual attraction or anything

Antfrost - Would possibly masturbate though I think his cat like physiology would make it a little different than humans, most other species typically don’t engage in self-pleasure rituals

Philza

Connor - 100% a masturbator, would regularly play with himself in private (and sometimes in public while he believes he’s alone) in his Sonic costume, or whatever the blue thing he wears is

Puffy

Vikkstar

Lazar

Ranboo - Would probably not be a masturbator since he’d find it very shameful/embarrassing and would be kinda uncomfortable with it

Foolish

Hannah

Slimecicle - Would probably be too innocent/in spite of having a human physical form, wouldn’t have the proper anatomy to enjoy masturbation. Possibly would grind against stuff though.

Michael

Eryn

Tina - Would probably not be a masturbator, she seems innocent enough to me in the respect that she’d just like to play video games or something, though maybe she’d be intensely competitive in something like Mario Kart and that same kind of intense behavior could port over to her self-pleasure routine

Boomer

Seapeekay

Aimsey - Would likely masturbate since she’s on her own in this new world/she canonically left her girlfriend Guqqie behind in the last world, so she’d have to have some way to handle her pent-up feelings/missing her girlfriend

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Happy birthday to this gorgeous queen.

It’s Niki Nihachu’s birthday, yay!

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So what do you think guys? Could you resist Niki?

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Hello people of Tumblr! You can call me Anon! I’m posting this in the hopes that I’ll be able to make friends who ALSO still follow MCYT!

I’ve been watching Wild Life (the new Third Life series), hoping Gem wins. 🤞🏻

I’m serious about wanting to make friends so if you have any interest then please hit me up in DMs! I’m especially interested in meeting fellow fanfic writers.

If you want to know more, you can scroll through my random assortment of posts or DM any questions.

Hope you have a good day.

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Girl that I hypnotized over video call in like 2021ish.

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Drista was the cutest. Any fellow Drista fans want to talk? I’ve been going crazy.

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Aimsey was hosting a party with all her streamer friends as well as several others. She was dressed up like a little magician, her tuxedo hugging her small body just right, while she had a cute little top hat as well.

She got up onto a raised platform where she could survey the attendees, before getting their attention.

“Ladies and gentlemen, people attending the party! You’ve been having a great time, yes? Now it’s time for my favorite magic trick. If my volunteer would just find her way up here.”

Aimsey turned, facing off to the side. Her girlfriend Guqqie stepped onto the stage from behind, walking to stand next to her, smiling out at the audience. Everyone’s attention was rapt.

“Now Guqqie, if you’d just watch this pocket watch for me.”

Aimsey was swinging it back and forth, she wasn’t as tall as Guqqie, but with her full arm’s length as well as holding the chain tightly, she was able to keep it at eye level. Aimsey’s particular way of swinging it was distinctive, while it slowly made its way back and forth, she was also making flicking motions with her hand so that it jerked up and down. Like her performance, it was quite the show. And her volunteer couldn’t help but stare. Already Guqqie’s arms had fallen slack to her sides, slowly going down, and her eyes were fluttering. She looked practically intoxicated.

“And now, you’ll sleep standing up. Sleep!” Aimsey says, shouting the last part, her other hand moving to exaggeratedly snap her fingers.

Guqqie’s head fell forward immediately. Guqqie’s pink hair completely hid her face. She was the perfect image of sleepy and slack from the hypnosis.

The attendees of the party cheered. Aimsey turned to face them again, bowing, the watch still dangling from her hand.

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Okay so hear me out. The story takes place in like 2007 instead of 2000. Rory and Paris are rivals, still in high school, constantly trying to outperform the other. They’re paired up for behind the wheel because their last names are close. Eventually when Rory is driving, Paris finally antagonizes her enough, she pulls over and they both get out. Shut Up and Drive on the radio. Rory pushes Paris onto the side of the car, pressing her against it, and starts passionately kissing her. The instructor is flustered, still in the car, while they keep making out.

“So if you feel me, let me know, know know…”

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So unbelievably pretty.

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I unironically love Paris.

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Hello guys, this is my most recent fanfic where Niki wakes up in an unfamiliar place (her limbo) and finds an unwanted surprise.

666 words (which was an intentional thematic choice).

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Understanding Republican Governance on the State Level and What It Can Tell Us About a Possible Republican Presidency

One of the best ways to understand how a party plans to govern on a principle and policy level is via analyzing how their party-controlled states are governed.

Under the current compositions of states and state legislatures, Republicans have unrestricted party control (trifectas) in twenty-three states. These states are kind of the proving ground for policy that might one day become part of the party's platform.

So let's talk about how the issues of our time are being handled on the state level.

Abortion Access

The issue of abortion is undoubtedly important in the upcoming Presidential election, where Republican candidate for President Donald Trump has indicated that the extent of his position has been accomplished, he thinks the issue should be left up to the states (which was the verdict reached by the conservative Supreme Court), however, there has been speculation that he's privately indicated he supports a unilateral federal ban (potentially with or without the support of Congress), and additionally that he will implement provisions of Project 2025, which on this issue calls for sweeping abortion access restrictions across the nation, to prohibit funding for Planned Parenthood (which Trump previously indicated he was against, stating he thinks it's a "good organization" in the primary debates of 2016).

Undoubtedly women's health is impacted even if "the states" are allowed to make their own choices, women living under the poverty line lose access when they're unable to travel across state lines to nearby "sanctuary" states, which can have a significant impact on their health outcomes. This is all pretty widely accepted.

Using the map created by the Center for Reproductive Rights, the states where abortion is outright illegal (https://reproductiverights.org/maps/abortion-laws-by-state/) (pending referendums) include the Republican states of Alabama, Arkansas, Idaho, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, and West Virginia. It's worth noting that in these states, which again, comprise a vast number of those where Republicans have unrestricted control, "illegal" means there are few if any exceptions, including for pregnancies from rape, incest, or which pose a threat to the mother's life. When people cite that the most popular stance on abortion access is actually one that supports "(x amount of weeks) restriction," thereby excusing some post-Roe laws passed in red states, it's actually the case that many red states have passed total bans, which are themselves wildly unpopular. And in spite of how the populace feels, there's little reason to think the political establishment shares their beliefs (in fact, in these states, there's every reason to think the opposite).

Using the aforementioned map, the states that are hostile (https://reproductiverights.org/maps/abortion-laws-by-state/) (pending referendums) towards abortion include the Republican states of Florida, Georgia, Iowa, Nebraska, South Carolina, Utah (sometimes only "restricted," not "severely restricted"), and Wyoming, as well as Arizona, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin, which each have state legislatures wholly (AZ, WI) or in part (PA) controlled by Republicans.

The issue of IVF treatments ("in vitro fertilization") is another issue that is intricately related, the procedure of IVF treatments typically involves the pregnant person having their eggs removed, then inseminated externally, then implanted at will, this is often used by women who are infertile or otherwise struggle to get pregnant. It's often advised to implant several fertilized eggs, since the success rate is not sufficient for just one to guarantee a pregnancy, which is one of the primary sticking points for anti-abortion activists, citing "wrongful death" of the embryo. The widely publicized Alabama court ruling that "ended" access to IVF was a rallying cry for many abortion advocates who recognized the importance of this for public health.

It's worth noting that in response to the ruling, Governor Ivey (R-AL), with the support of the state legislature, signed a bill to protect IVF providers and patients, which was similarly replicated in nine other states (https://www.guttmacher.org/2024/05/first-quarter-2024-state-policy-trends). She happens to be one of the most conservative Governors in the country, which indicates that while a vocal contingent of anti-abortion activists oppose IVF access, it will struggle legislatively. It's still the case that many IVF providers are terminating their services, anticipating further litigation and further legal confusion (same source).

Gun Violence

The issue of answering for gun violence is another one that permeates the public discourse, there has been an uptick in gun violence over the years, particularly school shootings, which has led to some activists calling for stricter gun legislation, an issue where Republican candidate for President Donald Trump has indicated his intent to "protect the second amendment."

Under the current legislation in the vast majority of states, regardless of partisan leaning, owning a gun is widely accessible, with "assault weapon" bans and other stringent policies only being implemented in very liberal states.

In states where there are few if any restrictions on guns (no recording of sales by law enforcement, no permits and/or background checks required to purchase handguns, no firearm trainings required for buyers, and where open carry is legal, oftentimes without a permit), there seems to be higher rates of homicides, suicides, and overall violence with guns, and states like Alabama, Alaska (which is governed by coalition in the state legislature), Arkansas, Louisiana, Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, South Carolina, Tennessee, all red states, as well as New Mexico, typically have the highest per capita rate of gun deaths, at least according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/pressroom/sosmap/firearm_mortality/firearm.htm), with their most recent map published in 2022.

It's true that the vast majority of gun deaths result from either suicide or homicide, with a relatively small proportion as a result of mass shootings (i.e., according to the FBI definition, events in which a shooter kills four or more innocents), though these mass shooting events have quickly become more common year over year as well, which is an important consideration (https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2023/04/26/what-the-data-says-about-gun-deaths-in-the-u-s/). One explanatory factor (though there are many and this is not intended to mislead) is places where shooters have ease of access to firearms.

It's possible if there were sweeping reforms passed (such as "common sense" reforms popular across the establishment left, things like universal background checks, "red flag" laws, etc.) on the federal level, specific states would oppose their implementation under their jurisdictions, and this would become another avenue of the "states' rights" argument.

If we presume that under another Trump Presidency, we will not see comprehensive gun reform passed (e.g. passing things like universal background checks, "red flag" laws), on the whole, that will contribute to a less safe country (see previously mentioned statistics for why this is my conclusion).

State Education

The issue of state education is one that has become pretty widespread in the public discourse as well, particularly when it comes to what is actually being taught in schools, in terms of teaching about identity, whether there's "indoctrination" taking place or not, and on this issue, the Republican candidate for President Donald Trump has voiced his support for cutting funding for the federal Department of Education, which would eliminate federal oversight for education systems across the country. This also happens to be one of the proposals from Project 2025, though it's been something talked about at various points prior, for example, cutting the Department of Education was a proposal of former Texas Governor Rick Perry. Of course, this aligns with their wishes for a smaller federal government, so it's unsurprising.

Under the current governances of these states where Republicans have unrestricted control, we've seen their vision for what education looks like, they've tied in a lot of what kids are being taught with their "culture war" talking points, cutting support snd funding at an unprecedented level in opposition to schools which teach about identity, and there's almost nowhere in the country where this vision is clearer than in Florida, where their Governor has been feuding with schools all throughout his state.

To give just one example, his vision for how schools should teach about slavery, in the interest of trying to shift the paradigm about how we understand slavery, it's the case that their new educational standard suggests that slaves learned valuable skills from enslavement, and that slavery served as a net positive for slaves. While this was an issue that received widespread attention a while back and isn't central to the election, it underscores the point well of to what extent Republicans want to use schools for their political narratives too.

It's widely said that critical race theory in particular is being taught on the public school level (which is broadly untrue, by the way, though there's some nuance, see this article (https://www.pbs.org/newshour/education/so-much-buzz-but-what-is-critical-race-theory) around the time of the Virginia Governor's race, which brought it into the national spotlight, some of the central ideas are taught, such as the long-lasting impacts of slavery, but as a whole it's largely reserved for collegiate academia). It's practically become a proper noun. It's vernacular. But it also serves as a convenient boogeyman for the Republicans. Not unlike "the beast" in Lord of the Flies, it's meant to instill intangible, uninformed fear which is used as a vehicle to motivate their base.

This part will probably read somewhat partisan, but it's worth noting that absolutely nothing has been accomplished in regards to pushing the culture war into schools. It's certainly not helping students learn, but of course, the intent was keeping kids uninformed and trying to demonize the outgroups.

The issue of state education was often an issue where, with occasional oversight from the federal government, state governments were given primary responsibility (with the exception of federal funding/civil rights enforcement), under President Bush, who introduced No Child Left Behind (NCLB), the federal government intervened to an unprecedented level, particularly with trying to measure education attainment through standardized test scores.

So to what extent have these states been successful when it comes to student learning outcomes? When you consider public school graduation attainment, the vast majority of states post pretty high percentages, out of all fifty states, California happens to have the worst statistic, though it's followed by Texas, Mississippi, Louisiana, Nevada (which really struggles), New Mexico (which posts low ratings pretty frequently in various facets of quality of life), Alabama, Kentucky, New York, Arkansas, Oklahoma. When you look at post-secondary attainment, you see a much starker contrast, the worst statistic this time is West Virginia, then Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana, Kentucky, Alabama, Nevada again, Oklahoma, Indiana, Wyoming, New Mexico again. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_educational_attainment#cite_note-CensusData-1). You can see a trend (with some notable exceptions, for example, California struggling with high school attainment) of some of the poorest states in the country, and some of the reddest states, for that matter, struggling with attainment.

So those are just three issues viewed at some level of depth as it pertains to what state-level Republican governance can show us for how they might try to run our country.

Thank you for reading.

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Am I crazy or is my friend (second photo) a young Sydney Sweeney (first photo)?