annedougie-blog

[annedougie-blog]

in school when you are on the wifi it restricts like 99% of the content on youtube. and i really liked the song secrets by mary lambert and this is the fucking only version i could use.

https://youtu.be/rZSvgM7un4k

fucking the chipettes i cried

i didn't need this

i also waited to get home to post this

[annedougie-blog]

Well

I love doing stupid things

So someone come murder me plz and thx

[annedougie-blog]

So someone could dismiss my mental health. They could say "fuck your crazy ass and go jump off a cliff if you can't be normal" I would shrug it off.

But the second someone sits down and lets me talk or acknowledges it in a good way, I will break down. Cry. Panic attack, is this alright?

[annedougie-blog]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[annedougie-blog]

So I got this ad on youtube...

It’s for U.S. Cellular, specifically advertising how great their streaming service is. You can even , the guy in the ad says, stream hours of grass mowing.

And I go… “wait a minute…that sounds weird…why hasn’t this ad ended yet?”

And I look at the bottom. 

the ad is seven hours long.

[annedougie-blog]

My friend

Michael was saying "welcome to applebees, do you want the apple or the bees"?

And i was like "man i wanna post that on tumblr"

He said "i got it off if tumblr"

Who ever made that post find me and be my friend

[annedougie-blog]

Yo tumblr what is this shit?

[annedougie-blog]

Y'all ever just

Listen to a love song when you are in love/in a relationship and are like "well the first half of the song is accurate and fits but verse 2 is not accurate"?

No just me?

[annedougie-blog]

[annedougie-blog]

cursed or blessed?

[annedougie-blog]

Tale as old as time

Memes as old as vine

beauty and the  

YEET 

[annedougie-blog]

One of my least proud moments was when my friends were calling my friends joey a baby kangaroo.

I was like “why are you calling him a baby kangaroo and not a joe- nvm”

I think about that a lot and it makes me sad.

[annedougie-blog]

hi

my name is anne and i like to fucking party

jk i have social anxiety and would probably CRY

[annedougie-blog]

Employee: welcome to McDonald’s

Me: hi I’ll have a fucking uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Employee:

Me: uhhhh.....

Employee:...

Me:

Employee:

Me: ....uhhhhh

Employee:

[annedougie-blog]

Cartoon me in toradora

imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched

[annedougie-blog]

Me (high): what if your cravings is just your body high and with drawing from it

My friend (not high): Anne stop

[annedougie-blog]

Sorry i came from twitter, dont @ me

Make Zuko Gay in the ATLA live action reboot 2k19