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we should domesticate seals

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How to pat cats 

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The rare crested gecko yawn caught on camera. Courtesy of Nacho

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Mad talent 😫

Her Twitter: ohsocerena

Her IG:  ohsocerena

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i relate to luke skywalker because when that guy in the cantina says “he doesn’t like you” luke just goes “i’m sorry” and that’s exactly what i would do

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my tiny tree son + tumblr text posts

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If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

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people talk about how extra anakin and luke are but no one ever mentions how leia:

was scheduled for execution when luke and han freed her from her cell and still gave them a shit about it

proclaimed her love to a smuggler in front of half the empire before he was frozen in carbonite

blinks whenever she shoots; still manages to kill troopers

impulsively pursued a trooper on endor, tried to get him to fall from his bike, fell from her bike herself, then waited until said trooper hit a tree so she could faint

rescued her lover from jabba and when he couldn’t see her, instead of saying her name, said ‘someone who loves you’

told a guy he had an awful smell while suggesting vader is the emperor’s dog, all within one sentence

was virtually proclaimed the ewok princess while wearing a brand new dress while her friends were going to be the ewoks’ dinner

kissed her own brother in order to make the guy she likes jealous

insulted the millennium falcon and her pilot right before they were supposed to save her (on more than one occasion)

ignored han as he tried to save her from echo base by bossing people around when they were all supposed to evacuate

willingly almost let chewie choke lando

yelled ‘IT’S A TRAP!’ dramatically first

called han a stuck up half-witted scruffy looking nerf-herder; made out with him 3 days later

legit made out with han in front of darth fucking vader

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@lavenderbrowns

me on the outside: it’s just a movie

me on the inside: why the FUCK didn’t the school of rock win the battle of the bands

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“We’re a strange pair, aren’t we?”

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She’s ready to party. (via doIIpxrts)

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ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal

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Date: hey let's slow dance

Me: does the Macarena at 1/4 speed

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