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I need Battison to have a Robin.
I need him to carry around a little bundle of joy in his arms. I need him to risk his life saving him from the movie’s big bad. I need him to hold his tiny hands or cradle his tiny face. I need him to crack the smallest of smiles when Robin makes a pun.
I need him to walk into the penthouse, tired and anger and sad, and see his little Robin sprawled across the floor, giggling as his crayons draw him and Alfie and B—their little family.
I him to crawl out of the darkness with Robin. His Robin.
#and i know this version of alfred will call dick birdie#i can imagine dick being captured by a villain and battison just going fucking mental#and then he gets to his kid and hugs him so so tight and his eyes are shut because he was terrified and he presses his face in dick’s curls#i don’t know where this came from#dc#dc comics#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#battinson
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When it comes to asexual allyship a lot of people wanna have their cake and eat it too (pun unintended). People like a lil 'aces are valid' moment but don't actually unpack compulsory sexuality. People see sexless queer representation and always clock puritanism before they ever clock asexuality. No one's actually reading the ace theory and texts coming out. Everyone keeps doing surprised Pikachu faces whenever a conservative or TERF says they're against asexuality despite the fact ace activists have been saying since day conservatives are not anti sex but anti sexual autonomy. 'Aces are queer' until we actually are. Even ace support posts keep ending with some expectation or condition that asexuality is #valid as long as asexuals still perform a small quota of sex/sexual activity. I'm so over 'Aces still have sex!' 'Aces are hot' Aces are sexy' 'Aces aren't virgin vanilla prude sexless puritans!' disguised as support.
Like no. Sorry. Until you accept that some asexual people's no is permanent, that some asexual's singleness is permanent, that some asexual's childless-ness is permanent, that some asexuals are the 'no' in little to no sexual attraction and i'd say most importantly, that queer sexlessness isn't a biological, social or moral failing, I don't believe you'll ever genuinely support asexuality. (In reverse, I also feel similar about aromanticism and romance).
Like a lot of u haven't gone beyond 'the a isn't for ally' and it shows. I don't want people to support asexuals just because we're soooo hot or because we write the best smut apparently or because we could have hypothetical sex or because we could do hypothetical kink or because our minds are soooo dirty actually or because we'd do romance reallllyyyy well or because we can still have kids or because asexuals hand out water bottles at the orgy or some shit. I want people to support asexuality because no sexuality is deviant and it's basic human decency.
EDIT: U lot really like this post huh. Well it's blown up again and the point's been lost so let's wrap that up:
'But op, some asexuals DO have sex/I'm an acespec that has sex/I'm a non asexual person what about meeee :(' pt 2, pt 3
'There's asexual studies OP??/Where's the asexual studies OP?'
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History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less
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saying the sluttiest stuff about my fav characters while being an strict asexual freak is fun, love confusing people 🖤��
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I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion
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“We support our colleagues and don’t judge.”
The Trinity when Oliver walks into the Watchtower after cheating on Dinah for the 485th time:
#bruce wayne#batman#justice league#oliver queen#dinah lance#black canary#green arrow#clark kent#superman#diana prince#wonderwoman
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dune tv show protag is a middle aged woman with the deeply insane political aspiration of breeding a god. i'm into it
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I love all the lies in Dune Prophecy, I love everyone just lying in everyone’s faces all the time. It’s beautiful, we need more lies in media.
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Dune Prophecy is like: we support women's rights and also their millennia plots to control the great houses and empires.
and I'm like. you know what? hell yeah.
#dune prophecy#dune#don't we all support at this point?#womens wrongs?#who is to say it is wrong?#women's morally grey#look i know there's a war about it later.#but lets skim that part first and get on this band wagon
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Jim Gordon watching Batman smash a goon’s face into a wall and break his nose and all his teeth instead of suplexing him head-first into the ground until he doesn’t move again: Huh.
Robin, loudly sipping a Batburger shake next to Gordon: Yeah, he’s in a good mood tonight.
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sometimes i read what i’ve written and think, “wow, this is amazing.” and then i read it again an hour later and want to throw my laptop out the window.
#writing#writeblr#writer problems#writing humor#writers on tumblr#writing memes#writing community#writing struggles#writer life#creative writing
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Eric said that Dr. Frankenstein already had a wife so unless they split up or she died off screen I assume Victor cheated on his wife with his own creation. It doesn’t justify Eric killing him but what Victor did wasn’t fair to Eric, his wife or The Bride.
I think cheating on his wife is the least horrible part of the story and again doesn’t matter because that’s not why Eric killed him.
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I can’t wait for them to find a n*zi for GI robot to kill.
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No because me too girl
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