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Sirius: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Remus speed-run the five stages of grief as he realises that he still wants to fuck me.

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Sirius: I swear with God as my witness, I will never pick up another man!… in a library… on a Saturday… unless he's cute… and drives a nice car… Amen

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Sirius: There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut. I know. My toe has been on that line.

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HELP I READ REMUS AS REGULUS AND I WAS SO MAD AND CONFUSED FOR LIKE A MINUTE

James: umm... why is Sirius crying on the floor?

Regulus: he's drunk

James: ...aaand?

Regulus: he found out Remus has a boyfriend.

James:

James: but HE IS REMUS' BOYFRIEND

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sirius: shit, i cut my finger

remus, absentmindedly: here, ill kiss it better

sirius: that works?

remus: yeah, my mum used to do it when i was little

later...

sirius: PRONGS, I NEED YOU TO PUNCH ME IN THE MOUTH

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Peter: This is Remus. Remus loves his personal space

James: And this is Sirius. Sirius also loves Remus’s personal space

*cuts to Sirius on top of an angry Remus who’s just trying to read*

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Real

James: If you had to choose between Sirius and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Remus: That depends, how much money are we talking about? Sirius: Remus! James: 3 knuts and 1 sickle. Remus: …I’ll take the money. Sirius: REMUS!!!

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Sirius: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* Remus: Sirius, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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I challenged myself to paint at least(!) one Sirius Black art a month this year, so here is the April painting! And as I haven’t had much time in April, I made a more detailed artwork :') Well, but it was a lot of fun! I also added a close up because I really like his face in this one :)

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James: What’s up?

Prof. McGonagall: Oh nothing, just thought I'd come see what-

Prof. McGonagall: …this room used to have four walls.

Remus: I told you she’d notice!

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100% real

POV: Draco had a nightmare.

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James: What’s up?

Prof. McGonagall: Oh nothing, just thought I'd come see what-

Prof. McGonagall: …this room used to have four walls.

Remus: I told you she’d notice!

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Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

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Holy shit. I didn't expect more than, like, three notes.

James: What’s up?

Prof. McGonagall: Oh nothing, just thought I'd come see what-

Prof. McGonagall: …this room used to have four walls.

Remus: I told you she’d notice!

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James: What’s up?

Prof. McGonagall: Oh nothing, just thought I'd come see what-

Prof. McGonagall: …this room used to have four walls.

Remus: I told you she’d notice!

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R.I.P James potter you would of loved jellycats

R.I.P Remus Lupin you would of loved Leigh Bardugo

R.I.P Sirius black you would of loved referencing random tiktok audios at any given moment

R.I.P Peter Pettigrew you would of loved Hamilton

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NO HI SORRY IM SUCK OF THE PETER ERASURE

Hate him as much as the next person, HOWEVER.

Peters betrayal would not have hurt as much if he was barely a part of the marauders

And everything I read has next to nothing on him or he just dosent exist