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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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#guys

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Being a bug fan is like being Sauron at the end of Lord of the Rings. You’ve been so corrupted admiring cute little guys that you have genuine trouble understanding that most people are freaked out by spiders, slugs, and wasps.

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‘Organ grinder monkey’ sounds really fucking terrifying if you don’t already know what that is

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#i am a dwarf and I’m

[Image IDs: Three gifs showing a rusty spider wasp, red velvet ant, and great golden digger wasp respectively digging holes in the ground /End IDs.]

GIFs of wasps digging! Since y'all seem to be just as much of fans as I am of seeing these ladies (Yes, they're all females, if ya didn't know) at work!

Original Posts: Rusty Spider Wasp / Red Velvet Ant / Great Golden Digger Wasp

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#Y E S

This is what bug haters look like

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these are the miserable remains of a chestnut weevil (Curculio elephas) who will never again feel the joy of a freshly drilled acorn after unspeakable atrocities were perpetrated upon her by me

this is her thirty seconds later. the atrocities that she miraculously recovered from included "being gently scooped up from a branch"

(September 1st, 2024)

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#glory to the detector

So it’s really come to this. I never thought I’d see the day that war came to the doorstep of my people, waged on the soil of my home.

@rat-detector

War will always be a thing I strive to avoid. But if you bring strife to my kingdom, I will fight for my people until I draw my last breath.

I AM my people. I am defined by my role as the guiding light of the rat kingdom, and in turn, they are defined by me. We are inseparable. Thus, challenging my rule means threatening my people. I fight not for honor, but for those loyal to me.

As for your people, detector, I have seen a level of blind faith from them. We personally have clashed on the occasion before, and I notice that your followers comment only on you. They are single minded in their devotion. It is a flawed, one dimensional kind of loyalty. This is an overgeneralization, of course, and it does not hold true to all of your people. But if they are seeing this, I encourage them to question their loyalties. Time encourages a sunk cost fallacy in the form of trust.

I am acutely aware that I took some time to make this declaration. I spent the time gathering my forces, making alliances, preparing for war.

We are very clearly outnumbered in this war. It is fortunate for me then, that my court is so loyal. Those by my side will stay. Especially the Prince, The hound, @lichenypetrichor, who would definitely never betray me.

I propose we use the tag “#rat war” for anything related to this, so the main combatants can follow it, and stay updated on the matters.

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#Bear standing at the top of your stairs with its mouth open waiting for a fish to flop by

On October 21st, 2021, I had a dream where the migration route of salmon went through my family's home. By this I mean, every now and then a full-grown salmon would pop out from the shower drain, slither its way across the house, leaving a wet trail behind it, only to disappear once again into a drain under the washing machine. I nor my family was particularly alarmed by the salmon: as a matter of fact, we would occasionally catch one as it was making its way across the floor and cook it for dinner.

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#real

dropping food when you're already sad is such an intense emotion. Just the most fucking wretched self indulgent pity. One time I spilled a bowl of ice cream when i had already spent most of the day sobbing and honestly im still chasing that high

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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

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Help my dog has too many legs. Ik it’s not the best picture but there’s 4 extra legs in the back. Any dog owners have a similar issue? Is it a breed thing? I’ve never been able to figure out what breed he is.

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This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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Was anyone going to fucking tell me that electric eels have their anus directly under their heads because their head is basically their entire main body and they're actually like 90% tail

Or was I just supposed to casually stumble across that information