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gen alpha damian

give me gen alpha damian wayne. do it.

Now, I know what everyone is thinking. “Damian’s so serious!! He would never use slang!!”

I raise you this: consider how funny it would be.

I think it would go like this:

Damian, in the middle of fighting Riddler: Imagine being an unskilled, unskibidi, loser beta!

Damian, decking him in the face: Riddler? More like no-rizzler!

Damian when Riddler’s obnoxious hat falls off during battle: Fanum tax!

Damian, dragging a hog-tied Riddler back to Arkham: Bro got cooked, I’m literally hitting the griddy on you right now. I mogged you so hard, start mewing more then break out again. Chat is he ready to go back to Ohio?

Riddler: what the fuck

Later, in the Batcave:

Nightwing, trying to bond with his little brother by using his generation’s slang terms: What’s up, opp!

(He thought “opp” meant something like “opportunist”, referencing Damian’s ability to take advantage of all the openings Riddler left in his defense.)

Nightwing, not noticing the stony look on Damian’s face: You got so cooked today, better looksmaxx harder!

(He mixed up “cooked” with “got cooked” and tried to tell Damian that he should take a break and do some self-care.)

Damian: Get away from me, you bastard!

Nightwing: what the fuck did i do

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where danny is the god of gods (dpxdc)

I like to interpret the Infinite Realms as what the name suggests: truly infinite. It could be the dimension that binds everything together, where everyone from every dimension and universe goes when they perish. Maybe these poor, unfortunate souls become blob ghosts, who knows?

Anyway, the Ghost King is the dude that has power over all of this. Essentially, he’s like the capital G God. Now imagine the other pantheons of gods. Greek, Indian, Egyptian, etc. The Ghost King literally rules over the gods.

When Danny defeated Pariah Dark, he became the Ghost King. It’s now his job to keep everyone under his command in line, keep them from destroying the universe. So, let’s assume the Justice League is fighting Ares (again). All of a sudden, this tiny child glowing green flickers into existence.

The Justice League is understandably concerned. How the hell is the kid flying? Where did he come from? Most importantly, why is he here? They ready themselves for battle.

Then, the child speaks.

“Ares, dude, we talked about this! You can’t try to enslave entire dimensions just because you’re bored, do you know how much paperwork you’ve caused me?!”

The Justice League is floored, even more so when Ares hangs his head and pouts like a toddler, apologizing to the strange glowing child-not-child.