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they say seeing a black cat is unlucky.

but i say it is very lucky because i got to see a kitty :3

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the alphabet as seen from the sid- oh fuck I knocked them over

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this is me after i have consumed enough caffeine to kill a large rodent

i know you just had knee surgery but can you not. be on fucking percocet. around my djungleskog.

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hay gauis sau aye waz thhinking ahboaut duing maiy ouun langoowej reeform

aye rehkon aye shal du theh duhtch mehthod uv jusst saunding auwt theh werd and riting thaht

aye think aye am akchuwalee stuhk tahkin layk thiss

tel mi waht yu guiyz think :)))))

lol i wunder if thiss iz hauw peepel spehld bahk wehn thay hadint mayd spelling rules

oops whoops it stopped doing that. oh well

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i have no recollection of of acquiring this note in my photos~but i lovvvvvvvvvvve it

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i am a firm believer in the use of “OH” without the h bc it just looks like

O

and you can

use it in the way tat makes you sound old-thimey

like O BROTHER

O GOD hits much hard than oh god

and O FATHER GERB Plb borb berlp polp sibn nib nub nob ertb der s wilkommen zuhausen und mine taunteb leeben iin freislanhhhdaaa

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Oh wait it’s just China

What pride flag is that??

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What pride flag is that??

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Catholicism update idea:

Instead of the christ bread wafers, how about a single tater tot instead?

I think if we asked Jesus he’d be definitely down for the switch. He was like a cool dude and if he tasted tater tots he would definitely wish he could be transubstantiated into tater tots.

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A bird landed on me today, it wouldn’t fly away and I was worried about it not being able to get back to its nest. It eventually flew away and I hope it is doing well :)))

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An obvious choice

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drink up! it’s the quenchiest!

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look at this lovely picture of my sweet poor baby doggy dog

his face is so smol it fits in the hand like a fresh avocado. avodoggo

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Ace people joining lgbt discourse about

who we should be bangin

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The human is in fact the opposite of a turtle. The turtle is slow on land but fast in waster while the human is slow in water while fast on land. The turtle also has a hard shell with vulnerable limbs while the human has a vulnerable torso with armored limbs. This is all key information when considering the best course of action when being attacked by a turtle or a human.