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I also had a teacher tell me I wasn’t allowed to go to the bathroom, so I stood up, walked over to a faux plant in the corner, and started unzipping my pants. To my knowledge, no one else was denied permission to go to the restroom by that teacher while I was still at that school.

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I love you, please vote.

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What a thing to aspire to.

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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It’s Morbin time.

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So, my parter is getting a watchband made with etchings of our dogs, and while one of them is amazing, the other looks like a muppet that has gazed upon the visage of a dying god. I say this to give context to the fact that I now have the mental image of a Muppet’s Call of Cthulhu burned into my brain.

The picture for reference.

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Okay, but you need to understand that no small part of Mitch’s hilarity was his delivery. Man’s had comedic timing down to an art form, and his cadence and tone elevated his jokes in a way that cannot be replicated in type. Seriously, if you think these jokes are funny, look up some of his standup and actually listen to it. I promise you won’t regret it.

some dudes like to talk a big game about how comedy suffers when people are afraid to offend but man, Mitch Hedberg was a white dude working in the era of peak offensive edgelord and his shit holds the fuck up so while most comedians will never come up with anything as timeless as “if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up” they could at least make an effort

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To Help Greenlight Arc3 of The Dragon Prince, Netflix has a form where you can request tv shows ,so if we all band together and do this,we will make Arc 3 a reality.

#tdpspoilers #ContinueTheSaga #GiveUsTheSaga #GreenlightArc3

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Do it gamer.

I want to get into cosplay and learn how to sew and also get better at crochet and drawing and I want to write a story and make a game and learn piano and

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As a cis dude, if you have hobbies/interests that can be done socially, that’s the way to go. If you play video games, mic up and play some games online. If you cosplay, or craft, look for clubs or get togethers in your area. I know it can be scary, not just because meeting new people is hard, but because our current environment isn’t always kind to trans folks, but if nothing else, I’ll be your friend, little brother.

Transmasc mood of the day is when you want to have guy friends to get back in touch with your masculinity but due to being socialized as female you have no idea how to approach dudes as another dude to be friends with leaving you to mourn the boyhood you feel like you should have had to learn how to do this.

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@batmanisagatewaydrug turn your location on…

my housemate bought my a shitty little question mark ring """just because""" and listen. listen. at some point my friends are going to have to stop clowning on me for being Riddler-coded if they're going to go out of their way to do the coding themselves. that's not even on me at this point.

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Been cooking for a minute, still got a ways to go, but it’s getting harder to keep this little project to myself, so here’s the cover page.

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This place is a monument to my sins.

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

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Oh shid, whaddup.

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You know what’s great about tumblr? It doesn’t matter what time of day I post, someone somewhere will be awake.

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TFW you spend untold hours working on details that just end up lost once you add in your lighting. Anyways, may I offer you some Pez(zini) in these trying times?

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What up folks! It’s me, y’boi. Been thinking about the Witchblade/Darkness shared universe, and thinking about how I’d go about telling the story, so I spent a few hours putting together some test pages. Not sure if I’ll be continuing this, but I have this vision in my head for a more eldritch interpretation of the Darkness, the Angelus, and the Witchblade, while also telling a more intimate story about Jackie, Sarah, and Jenny, who will be playing host to the Light.

Jackie, Jenny, and Sarah grew up together at St Mary’s Orphanage, where Jenny and Sarah took turns protecting Jackie from bullies, until the later toughened up. Unbeknownst to Sarah and Jackie, their fathers killed one another on the very day Jackie was born. Sarah would later discover this when she became a cop. This is around the time she discovers Jackie’s involvement with Franchetti Crime Family, who have the NYPD in their pocket. Sarah, determined to be the kind of cop she always wanted to be takes it upon herself to take down the Franchetti’s operation by herself, ending with the Witchblade on Sarah’s arm, and and Jackie in his uncle Paulie’s crosshairs.

But yeah, my story would create a difference between the Primordial Darkness, and the Darkness inside of Jackie.