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ok but what about post-canon binghe begging sqq to give him a tattoo over the scar in his chest he gave lbh during the immortal conference after sqq refused to ink him because how could he tarnish Binghe's perfect skin like that??? impossible. But then binghe brings that up and the guilt could almost drown sqq, so of course he eventually agrees and while sqq is looking at the almost umblemished skin with sad eyes, lbh is vibrating from finally having his shizun's art on his skin, almost like he himself was one of sqq's prized pieces

Shen Yuan, who has been getting tattoos since he was eighteen due to his extra money and little sense of self-preservation. Nothing anime or anything virgin like that: landscapes elaborated like paintings, cherry blossom trees like ink dripping on his skin, a full sleeve of artwork that climb up his shoulder blade and slide down his spine with butterflies and moths, wild flowers, spider lilies, traditional clouds on his ribs; it was painful, but hey, the chronically ill Shen Yuan knows pain, and he's used to it. At least he'll leave a nicely decorated corpse behind when he goes.

So, Shen Yuan transmigrates. Shen Qingqiu has no tattoos, of course; his skin is white and flawless in a way that Shen Qingqiu hasn't seen his own skin in years. It's a little sad, but he sighs and lets it go.

Then one morning, he see a spot on his forearm. It looks like a mole is sprouting there, but more than a mole... It looks like a petal? Shen Qingqiu examines it and sighs, because honestly, he has seen stranger things lately.

So, more petals. The curve of the branches of a cherry tree. Shen Yuan recognizes the outline of his own tattoos on his old body, somehow ridiculous, transmigrating slowly into this body too! What the hell!

He thanks the robes that cover every part of his skin for the first time. Nothing is visible or strange. It's not like anyone would see Shen Qingqiu naked enough to ask questions about it.

Not much has happened and he hasn't even fully unlocked OOC mode when his skin is actually covered with his own tattoos. Oh, poor original goods, wherever he is, he must be rolling over in his metaphorical grave.

Then, that first mission happens, and Shen Qingqiu finds himself awakened in that skinner demon situation... Half-dressed!!!

Oh no!! The tattoos on his collarbone and chest are visible now!!!

Oh, fUCK, LUO BINGHE IS WATCHING HIM-

(Luo Binghe doesn't make any comment on that afterwards. Shen Qingqiu pretends he hasn't been seen and they both ignore the elephant in the room.)

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(Luo Binghe had never been so horny in his whole life. How could someone as cold and neat as Shizun have so many drawings tattooed on his skin? Would he let Luo Binghe see them all, ever? Did he only have those, did he have more? What drawings were they? What meanings would they have? Would Shizun take needles and ink and put a drawing over Luo Binghe's heart? His Shizun couldn't refuse that, Luo Binghe would say that the only way to make it safe would be with the help of his Shizun... and he couldn't deny that Binghe had tattoos, considering all his own... Whatever his Shizun chose for him would be fine, just for having his Shizun making them on his skin so Luo Binghe could wear them forever...)

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❤️‍🔥 ayuanlover69

AITAH because I (30M) punished my disciple (20M, 24M counting pre transmigration) for being "too slutty?"

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🩺 qiancaodoc

"He's too slutty" "i know he's a virgin" which is it

🛩 airplaneshootingtowardsthesky

Nta i know who op is talking about and he is pretty slutty

🤺 thewargod

KILL YOURSELF.

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AU where SY transmigrates as Bingge’s harem. All of them. As a hive mind.

LBH doesn’t notice at first, as each body continues acting more or less like their previous selves, if a bit more doting. They take more interest in the politics of the joined realm, offering shrewd insight that never fails LBH. They show more concern over Xin Mo, but still shyly offer themselves to sate it. They hold him closer when he takes them, and gently stroke his hair in the aftermath. Most often, multiple wives harmoniously join his bed, using many pairs of hands take care of him, combing his hair and massaging his shoulders and kissing down his chest at the same time, each as gentle as the last.

Things start to seem off when he realizes his wives will often stop moving when he leaves the room. He’ll catch a few of them sitting together staring blankly into space, only to light up and return to normal when he makes his presence known. There hasn’t been any conflict within his harem in months, and the rare times Binghe has overheard arguments between his wives, they sound nonsensical, more like a crazy person talking to themself.

Stranger still, every eligible young woman he’s met recently has known too much about him, and acted a bit too familiar, patting his head the exact same way his wives had all begun to.

Something is wrong with his wives, and Binghe should be concerned, but that something has made them all love him more than before, with a warmth Binghe had thought was lost to him. There is something wrong with his wives, and Luo Binghe doesn’t want it to stop.

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oh gods, I saw the shield thing again

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KEEP LOOPING!!! 99% of timeloopers give up right before the loop where they fix everything and save everyone

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I'm tired of pretending I didn't like the donghua being 3d. Like every single thing about sv it grew on me like mold

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we did it tumblr

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Calling the pairing 'LiuShen' and not 'CumWar' is a missed opportunity, just saying.

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did days always disappear so easily, chasing you down to the bottom?

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authors! go to your ao3 dashboard, click on statistics, look at your totals and tell me how many hits you have?

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOAP DIES IN BOTH FUCKING VERSIONS

was no one going to tell me not to get attached to Ghost and Roach or...????

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my god... not fucking soap too... this is why I don't do canon anymore

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was no one going to tell me not to get attached to Ghost and Roach or...????

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I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful

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was no one going to tell me not to get attached to Ghost and Roach or...????

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I know it was scheduled but it hurts to se my bby ao3 not available 😔

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honestly never have seen/played or have been remotely interested in CoD, but I just read the most mind shattering Ghost/Soap fic ever and now I think I need to watch everything that has them in it