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575reviews · 4 years ago
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Roman history Funded by porno magnate Fewer facts, more cans. (Tinto Brass: Caligula (1979))
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575reviews · 5 years ago
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A Gallic bus trip Feet the object of anger Button woe later. (Raymond Queneau: Exercises In Style (1947))
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575reviews · 5 years ago
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Game has more nuance Just like Weyland-Yutani The Rock? A hard place. (Andrzej Bartkowiak: Doom (2005))
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575reviews · 5 years ago
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Identity gone. Spock is a psychiatrist Grimness? Absolute. (Philip Kaufman: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978))
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575reviews · 5 years ago
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Field trip to Paris Death’s plan remains unfulfilled For a while at least. (James Wong: Final Destination (2000))
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575reviews · 5 years ago
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Norwegian bequest An island house window, lit But the dolls know all. (Michael J. Bird: Maelstrom (1985))
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575reviews · 5 years ago
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Fabergé auction. Provenance? Seems dubious. A leathery sub. (John Glen: Octopussy (1983))
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575reviews · 5 years ago
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Inattentive teens Mrs Voorhees’ white sweater? It’s got a DEATH CURSE! (Sean S. Cunningham: Friday the 13th (1980))
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575reviews · 6 years ago
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Depression worsens Seven weeks without the sun But the hair improves. (Mark Gill: England is Mine (2017))
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575reviews · 6 years ago
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Satan’s nerd army! True Norwegian Black Metal! Gatekeepers dislike. (Jonas Åkerlund: Lords of Chaos (2018))
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575reviews · 6 years ago
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A knock on the door Haven’t I been here before? A knock on the door. (Natasha Lyonne: Russian Doll (2019))
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575reviews · 6 years ago
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A thought: what the shit? A Serbian Edgelord, yes? Two hours washed away. (Srđan Spasojević: A Serbian Film (2010))
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575reviews · 6 years ago
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Dinner dialogue? Nazis, fear and loneliness. Inconceivable! (Louis Malle: My Dinner With Andre (1981))
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575reviews · 6 years ago
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L.A. night, neon A pivot to video Opportunity. (Dan Gilroy: Nightcrawler (2004))
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575reviews · 6 years ago
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Circular story Bell rings in the emptiness Hidden in the paint. (Haruki Murakami: Killing Commendatore (2018))
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575reviews · 6 years ago
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Deadly piggyback Scientist? Mansplain rockets. Love cares not for height. (Lewis Gilbert: Moonraker (1979))
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575reviews · 6 years ago
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Searching for answers Breathing comes hard for husband Of course we can help. (Bryan Forbes: Seance on a Wet Afternoon (1964))
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