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Seungcheol: This is absolutely not funny, delete this or my lawyer will be in contact.

BooSeokSoon: Let’s do it baby I know the law.

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Mingyu about to beat Hansol at Basketball: Prepare to feel really bad about yourself

Hansol laughing: Oh buddy, I’ve been prepared for that for years

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Mingyu: I’m writing wonwoo a letter.

Seokmin: Nice. What does it say?

Mingyu: Dear wonwoo, You are gorgeous and have very pretty eyes, they make me wanna be between your thighs.

Mingyu: How does it sound?

Seokmin:...

Mingyu: Seokmin?

Seokmin: YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT THAT IS NOT HOW YOU-

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Wonwoo: What are you drinking?

Junhui: Vodka.

Wonwoo: Straight?

Junhui: No, gay.

Wonwoo: NOT YOU, THE VODKA!

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Seungkwan rushing into the room: I HAVE A PLAN!

Hansol and Chan: We aren’t dressing in drag to get into a club underage.

Seungkwan: I no longer have a plan.

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Seungcheol: We will work hard, we will work well, and we will work together or so help me, I will shove my foot so far up your asses that your soul will leave you body.

Junhui: Wouldn’t it be your sole leaving our bodies?

Seungcheol:...

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*In downtown Seoul*

Seungcheol: Hey, watch out for that bus!

The rest of seventeen:*run into the street*

Hansol, jokingly: Hit me sucker, I dare you!

The bus driver:*keeps going*

Hansol, shoving everyone back: fuck fuck fuck fuCK FUCK FU-

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Hansol: Guess what I’m doing today!

Minghao: Becoming a productive member of society?

Hansol: Minghao, please, be serious.

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Mingyu: I hate Minghao.

Mingyu: I went up to him and said “Why aren’t Koala’s considered bears?” and he said “Because they’re marsupials.”

Mingyu: No the reason is they don’t have the koala-fications you stuck up wine mom.

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Jeonghan: *puts a loaf of bread on the counter*

Jihoon: What’s this?

Jeonghan: Jeonghan’s drunken bread.

Jihoon: Were you drunk when you made this?

Jeonghan:*proudly* I was.

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y’all go vote for seventeen for mama

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*In the pool*

Seungkwan: Hey Mingyu, get your dramatic ass over here!

Mingyu emerging from the clam pool floaty: What does thy require of Aphrodite, the goddess of beauty and love?

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Seungcheol: Synchronize your watches!

Mingyu: I don’t have a watch.

Seokmin: I don’t know how to do that.

Minghao: TIme is a social construct.

Seungcheol: Why the FUCK did I bring you guys along?!

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Seungkwan: Hansol and I are so in sync we even finish each others...

Hansol: *spaced out*

Seungkwan: sssssssssssssss...

Hansol, snapped back to reality: someBODY ONCE TOLD ME-

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*Out of nowhere*

Hansol: I feel like sharks are misunderstood.

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Jeonghan looking up from his phone: I like your necklace.

DK smiling widely: Thanks, it has a bug in it.

Jeonghan: *stares into the camera like the office*

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Seokmin: Imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass.

Hoshi: I mean...What does the demon look like?