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7x06: There Goes the Groom
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little bathena vs big bathena
Requested by anon
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Fanthful Ace Attorney Quotes
Fanthful is releasing another round of ace attorney merch, and this time, they're using quotes from the game. I localized as much as I could, but some of the dialogue was cut in the English version.
Phoenix: Objection! This is clearly contradictory!
Edgeworth: Thanks to you, I am saddled with unnecessary… feelings.*
Apollo: Uh, the defense is, uh, is fine!
Klavier: The law is not absolute.
Mia: A lawyer is someone who defiantly laughs the more of a pinch they are in.
Godot: Godot blend no. 102… It's on me.
Trucy: It's because my magic panties are a microcosm!
Nahyuta: Let it go, and move on. (Thank you @theinkhiddenwithin for localization help lol)
Maya: You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions!**
Franziska: A foolish fool foolishly dreaming foolish dreams…
Athena: Leave it to me!
Blackquill: "With humans, the key is to give up," they say.***
*I feel it would be remiss to not point out that the literal translation is "thanks to you, unnecessary feelings have revived inside me."
** Based on the infamous stepladder-ladder debate dialogue. Literally, she says "Let's look at more realistic stories."
*** I haven't gotten to the games with Blackquill yet, so unfortunately I have no clue what he's referring to.
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One of my favorite moments in The Odyssey so far
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"Yes... The flaws are not mine...
This misbegotten world is to blame...
Only the hands of a god can fix it — my hands!"
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Odysseus: I lost my mentor, my mom...
Athena: Ugh, did you hear that? He called me his mom! How embarrassing! But I suppose it felt like that half the time-
Hermes: Yo, I think he meant Anticlea.
Athena:
Athena, mocking: I think he meant Anticlea!
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Artemis: *concerned* You know those things will kill you, right?
Athena: *pouring another glass of wine* That’s the point.
Ares: *smoking a cigarette* We’re trying to speed up the process.
Apollo: *nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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me realizing how the time i wore a "ancient greek battle helmet" as a kid was probably foreshadowing....
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Athena watching Odysseus straight up dox himself to the man who wants him dead and then let him live right after she says not to do either of those things.
This is your Warrior of the Mind, Lady Athena?
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Athena every time Annabeth gets closer to that idiot Poseidon's son:
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i came out to my friend as a therian and made her guess my theriotype and she said this😭😭😭😭
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